Category: WHY
People Are Confused As To Why A Kiss Between Jonah Hill And Lauren London In “You People” Was CGI’ed
Say what you will about nepotism babies having an unfair advantage in Hollywood. But the sad truth is that they actually have to work twice as hard and be 100% more committed to their craft than their common, low-born peers if they hope to be taken seriously as an actor. They simply cannot afford to half-ass anything, even if they can afford everything else. And I can’t think of another actor who has overcome as much adversity as son-of-insiders Jonah Hill. No, not even his sister Beanie Feldstein! Over the past decade, Jonah’s gone from having to debase himself on Saturday Night Live by sloppily French kissing Andy Samberg’s dad, to being able to harness the power of CGI to kiss his costar Lauren London in the Netflix movie You People, having survived instigating feuds with Don Lemon and Mr. Shue from Glee and a grueling apology tour for shouting homophobic slurs at the paparazzi along the way. Show me a low-born who matches Jonah in tenacity against the odds. I’ll wait.
A Cosmetic Aesthetician Apologized For Showing What She’d Change About Natalia Dyer’s Face
Stranger Things is a wildly popular show with a cast that has devoted fans, and with notoriety always comes people who want to act the damn fool and bring the room down (see: Doja Cat’s Noah Schnapp fuckery saga). Apparently the Stranger Things kids’ faces aren’t even safe, and on the latest edition of “How Dare You?” a certified aesthetic nurse practitioner injector named Miranda Wilson decided to make an unsolicited TikTok outlining everything she would do to tweak Natalia Dyer’s face, using Photoshop to show what Natalia would look like after she was done fixing it. People obviously went awf about it in the comments, because Natalia, who plays Nancy Wheeler on the show, has said nothing about how she feels about her face or that she desires to change it. Miranda felt the heat and deleted the original TikTok and then posted a follow-up to “clear the air” and show what she’s done to her own face.
JNCO Jeans Are Back, And Are Starting At $225
Ravers of the 1990s and early 2000s are rejoicing today, because at long last, JNCO has relaunched their infamous wide-legged jeans. Mix Mag notes that JNCO (which stands for Judge None, Choose One, which kind of sounds like the slogan of a Christian denim company) was inspired to relaunch the brand after they discovered that original JNCOs were being sold on eBay for hundreds of dollars. Four years after they announced that JNCOs would be coming back, they’re back. Except now if you want a pair of massive pants, you don’t have to beg and plead your best friend with a car to drive your ass to the nearest mall on the day you get your part-time job paycheck. You can just buy them online!
Disney Is Working On A Live-Action “Snow White” Film
You’re probably asking yourself, “Didn’t they already make a live-action Snow White?” And I would assume you’re probably thinking of Snow White and the Hunstman, or Mirror Mirror. But to answer your question, neither of those were made by Disney. Despite the fact that there’s obviously already plenty of live-action films about Snow White floating around out there, Variety says Disney is currently making plans for another one.
Over 20,000 People Have Signed A Petition To Make Danny DeVito The New Wolverine
Finally, a fan-created petition worth signing. Although, I’m actually a little shocked this even needed a petition, since this is clearly the most logical and obvious casting decision Hollywood could ever make. But someone went ahead and did it, and now People says that more than 20,000 people have signed it.
A Fight Broke Out Over Crab Legs At An Alabama Buffet
Most buffets are magical places where you plop down a few bucks, grab a plate and gorge yourself on a variety of items until your belly is so full you play beat the clock with traffic while making your way home to the bathroom. Therefore if you want to overeat as much as you can, you’ve got to cut in front of a bitch to make sure they don’t get to the food before you do. This is exactly what went down last Friday at the Meteor Buffet in Huntsville, Alabama where two diners, John Chapman and Chequita Jenkins, became the only contestants of a one day game show titled Seafood Smackdown when they got into a fight over delicious crab legs.