Category: Who’s Your Daddy?
Nick Cannon Claims He Has Super Sperm That Defeats Birth Control
The Genghis Khan of the 21st century, Nick Cannon, recently appeared on Howie Mandel’s podcast Howie Mandel Does Stuff this past Tuesday to talk about his fruitful career and what Howie really wanted to talk about, the fruit of his loins. Howie quickly pointed out, “When Nick’s not in production, he’s in reproduction.” But Nick wants it to be known that he has totally used birth control, it just doesn’t work against his “super sperm,” as if the only thing that could kill off spunk would be kryptonite. That’s funny since listening to Nick Cannon constantly talk about spreading his “seed” is a real form of birth control for many.
Open Post: Hosted By Pedro Pascal Letting Us Know That He’s Done With The “Daddy” Stuff
Every once in a while, there’s an actor who comes along and causes floods of panty pudding among the masses. And the current summoner of saturated skivvies is Pedro Pascal, who has been making nipples dance for the past few years with roles in Game of Thrones, The Mandalorian, and the latest HBO hit The Last Of Us. Because of his hard work (at being hot) Pedro has finally elevated to the sometimes unwanted status of the intern’s daddy, and he had no problems playing along at first. But now Pedro is ready to become the sexiest deadbeat you know while running far away from his Daddy duties because he is DONE being everyone’s fantasy father figure.
Open Post: Hosted By The Actor Who Played The Bloater On “The Last Of Us” Reacting To The Character’s Sex Daddy Status
HBO’s The Last Of Us isn’t just a show about middle-aged gay men falling in love after a mass fungal infection kills off most of the world. It’s also about zombies. Oops, they don’t call them zombies. In this world, they’re referred to as “runners, stalkers, clickers, and bloaters.” Bloaters were introduced in last week’s episode. Well, just one, played by 6’6″ British stuntman Adam Basil. In a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight, Adam shared his thoughts on the Internet turning his thoughts on the mutated mushroom monster becoming a “bit of a sex icon” on the Internet. Obviously, SPOILERS for Episode 5 lie ahead…
Open Post: Hosted By Oscar Isaac Giving Us Permission To Call Him “Daddy”
Usually, I’m not attracted to actors who are traditionally thought of as “sex symbols.” Brad Pitt? Meh. Ryan Gosling? Whatever. Chris Hemsworth, Evans, Pratt, and Pine? I’m good, thanks! But Oscar Isaac… ohhh, Óscar Isaac Hernández Estrada… he is the one, true exception. Especially when he’s rocking some stubble. Did you see him in Dune? Hoo boy. OK, let me compose myself here. Recently, sexy, sexy Oscar sat down for an interview with the Chinese publication, ET Today, to promote his new Disney+ superhero show, Moon Knight, and he was asked what he thought about fans referring to him as “Daddy.” 43-year-old Oscar replied, “I didn’t know the fans called me Daddy, but that’s OK. They can call me Daddy if they want to. I don’t mind.”
Mindy Kaling To Executive Produce A Baby
Mindy Kaling is pregnant and oh my god, I am so here for the adorable baby outfits that are sure to come! E! News reports:
An insider explained that the future arrival for the 38-year-old actress was “an unexpected surprise” but that there will not be any changes made to production schedules for her upcoming projects.
Mindy has been busy promoting her upcoming film A Wrinkle in Time, which co-stars Reese Witherspoon (also known as The Notorious LJP), and bee summoner Oprah Winfrey. The big budget Disney film is directed by Ava Duvernay. The sixth and final season of The Mindy Project (on which Mindy is creator, producer, writer and star) will debut this September. Did you know? – Every time a hard working, talented celebrity has a baby, a Kardashian ovary shrivels up. It’s how the universe stays in balance.