Category: Who Asked You?

Megyn Kelly Is Mad At HBO Max For Temporarily Removing “Gone With The Wind”

June 10, 2020 / Posted by:

I know we’re used to seeing Megyn Kelly trade in bad faith arguments and body-slamming strawmen, but I dare say, she’s finally using her energy to fight for something real. According to CNN, HBO Max has decided to temporarily remove Gone With The Wind from its streaming service. And based on the level of Megyn’s outrage, I must conclude that HBO also plans on rounding up every single copy of the film, from every other service and also from all the world’s libraries, sending jackbooted men into people’s homes to collect their personal copies on DVD, VHS, laser-disc and hard drive, and hypnotizing every memaw and antebellum aesthete (first they came for Blake Lively, and I said nothing) to erase all memory of the film. And frankly, that’s not the America I want to live in. Yes, GWTW is trash, but what HBO is proposing is taking things too far.

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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Apologized (Sort Of) For A Tweet About This Weekend’s Mass Shootings

August 5, 2019 / Posted by:

Neil deGrasse Tyson, whose personal tagline should be “In space, nobody can hear you consent”, used his purportedly big brain to play Captain “Well, Actually” and #tooktotwitter to offer his perspective on the carnage that took place in El Paso, Texas and Dayton, Ohio over the weekend. Neil’s tweet was callous, pedantic, and irrelevant in equal measures, and he then had the nerve to be surprised when Twitter collectively told him he could shove it up his ass. Neil’s tweet was the scientific equivalent of thoughts and prayers, only hollower and more meaningless.

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Kate Beckinsale Quite Elegantly Insulted A Man Who Offered An Opinion About Her Dating Life

February 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Kate Beckinsale has, once again, wasted time responding to randos on the internet. This time she responded to someone who criticized her for getting herself some barely aged but eager Grade A salami. Kate’s very active on Instagram and recently posted a selfie with some words about “soft flesh” and urethras. I don’t know, it was a confusing. But someone took it as an open invitation to comment on her decision to let Pete Davidson give her the old “rebound 1, 2, 3” (which is a thing I just made up).

According to People, somebody who wasn’t her dad, commented “disappointed in your dating choices”. Well guess what Bobojackdaddy, Kate doesn’t curr! Kate not only dates comedians, she may very well be working on her own Tight Five comprised of zingers and comebacks, because she had a reasonably well crafted response to that mess at the ready.

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