Kim Kardashian Will Visit The White House Today To Discuss Prison Reform With Jared Kushner

Kim Kardashian has set aside her Twitter feud with the charity Kanye West established to go to the White House to meet with Jared Kushner to discuss prison reform. This is according to Vanity Fair which shares the same water supply as you and me. Look, I’d never done acid before Donald Trump was elected president, and I don’t really appreciate his covert initiative of forced national dosing. It makes me very disoriented and confused. If and when I decide to trip balls Ken Kesey-style, I’ll do it on my own terms, thankyouverymuch. But since group LSD hysteria is the only explanation for #thesetyringtimes and for Kim Kardashian visiting the White House to talk prison reform, Imma try to just go with it.

Continue reading