A little less than four months ago, a meme for the ages was born when Wendy Williams fainted in glamorous Lady Liberty drag during the Halloween episode of The Wendy Williams Show. Wendy blamed it on the tricky combination of a hot costume and menopause. When Wendy went down, there was a lot of talk about how her eyes were bulging out. There were some internet theories about what was going on, like that maybe Wendy was back on drugs. As it turns out, Wendy’s eyes were the biggest clue.
At least temporarily while she’s in the United States talking to other Americans.
I’m sure the busted Euro-purr Lindsay Lohan puts on when she’s out of the country will return the second her plane crosses the 30th meridian west. “Hello, flight attendant? May I bother you for some (crosses line) of zee…how you say, wah-toor? Wahtoor wiss…uh…how you say, slice of ze lemon?”
It’s such a good thing that Azealia Banks has thick skin and a stiff upper lip like THE QUEEN or else she would head over to Wendy Williams’ TV studio to pluck out some eyeballs over the talk show host’s latest. Oh, wait…this is Azealia we’re talking about. You might wanna stay in Jersey tomorrow, Wendy! Continue reading
Yesterday, Wendy Williams flat out fainted in her Lady Liberty costume just as her show was beginning to wind down, and it wasn’t because she finally finished running numbers over how much of her husband/manager’s commission is going to house his side piece two towns over. Instead, she says it’s from a certain life change. Continue reading
While wearing one of Hedda Lettuce’s old wigs as a Las Vegas Statue of Liberty on her Halloween episode today, Wendy Williams lost control of her words, her eyes widened like mine did whenever I got apple slices instead of candy during trick or treating times and she passed the fuck out on live television. No, Wendy was not doing performance art commentary on the Statue of Liberty’s reaction to what the Jabba the Trump administration is doing to this country. Wendy had a “man down, code 10 situation” (copyright: the legendary Frankie Lyons). Continue reading
Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, Dylann Roof and The Beltway Sniper. No, I’m not casting an all-star production of Assassins: The Musical! If you add Tokyo Toni (and we know she likes the company of jail birds), you’ve got a list of people who have taken justice into their own hands and acted as their own legal counsel! Page Six reports that Toni is representing herself in a lawsuit she filed against talk show host and shady husband haver Wendy Williams.