48-Year-Old Wendi Deng Is Getting On This 21-Year-Old Piece

When I last wrote about the dating adventures of gold digging icon, legendary schemer and professional ladder climber Wendi Deng, she had supposedly been dropping her poon on the peen of Donald Trump’s sweet Russian boo Vladimir Putin. But just when we all thought that the world was going to get the ultimate real-life Bond villain couple in Deng and Putin (PuDeng), she denied that she was motorboating his double-stuffed chest blinis. Sometime between then and the holidays, Wendi has gotten with a dude whose entire checking account balance probably fits on the receipt he gets after taking money out from an ATM. Wendi is dating a young piece who is not a billionaire. The League of Extraordinary Gold Diggers must be so confused and scared right now, because one their Gods has become the sugar mama. We’re really living in the Upside Down.

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