Category: Well Well Well

This Is Taylor Swift’s New Boyfriend®

May 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Yes, I’m sure Taylor Swift owns the trademark for “Taylor Swift’s New Boyfriend” and I’m also sure that anyone who uses it without her permission will see her in court!

It looks like Tay Tay’s PR Team has hit up Costco and filled their trunks with Red Bull, coffee and No-Doze (and meth if they were able to find a dealer in the parking lot), because they’re not going to be able to sleep now that her PR train is up and running again. Choo choo! Tay Tay is coming back!

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Wannabe Congressman Antonio Sabato Jr. Is Getting Divorced And His Estranged Wife Claims He’s A Drug Addict 

May 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Janet Jackson video ho turned Lucky from General Hospital turned Jack from Melrose Place turned Calvin Klein chonies model turned reality trick Antonio Sabato Jr. wants to add “congressman” to his long list of shit he’s done. Antonio is planning to run for Congress in California’s 26th Congressional District in the 2018 midterm elections. You can’t really run for political office if you don’t have some kind of ESCANDALO freshly staining your already stained reputation, and nowadays you really can’t. Antonio’s now got that covered thanks to his estranged wife accusing him of being a regular Jennifer North (that’s a Valley of the Dolls reference for you uneducated tricks).

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Jamie Foxx And Katie Holmes Were Reportedly In Paris At The Same Time As Tom Cruise 

May 12, 2017 / Posted by:

The boys in the Scientology bathhouse are going to pop some barley seeds and tip toe up to David Miscavige’s throne room where they’ll press their ears up against his door and hope to hear Tom Cruise screeching and hollering over a speaker phone call while crying about how he saw Jamie Foxx and HER in Paree!

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Page Six Says That Jesse Williams Ended His Marriage Because He Wants To Ho It Up In Hollywood

April 28, 2017 / Posted by:

Stars! They’re just like your high school boyfriend who told you at graduation that you’ll be together forever, but then when holiday break rolls around, he tells you he needs some time to find himself (read: find himself lots of college cooch).

Jesse Williams and his wife of 5 years, Aryn Drake-Lee (seen above with Jesse in 2010) got together 13 years ago and that was long before he became a STAH! Page Six says that now that Jesse is famous, rich and hot, he doesn’t want to be tied down to a wife who will keep him from being a slut on the scene. Their sources say that Jesse’s the one who wants a divorce and it’s because he wants to make the most out of being a hot dude in Hollywood.

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Sienna Miller And Brad Pitt Supposedly Flirted With Each Other Last Week

April 10, 2017 / Posted by:

It took long enough, but someone finally matched up the former Homewrecker Queen of Hollywood Sienna Miller and noted cheating tramp slut Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is an executive producer on The Lost City of Z and Sienna Miller’s in that shit. The movie had its Hollywood premiere last week, and Page Six says that at a dinner afterward, Sienna and Brad were “seriously flirting.” If Sienna was “seriously flirting” with Brad while he was dressed like this, she was either drunker than me after doing my taxes or she really gets the down-low tingles for pepaw clothes.

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There’s Been Another FoxHol Sighting….

April 4, 2017 / Posted by:

Like Tom Cruise spitting out a reasonable and sane thought, a FoxHol sighting is a rare one that doesn’t happen very often. The rumors about Jamie Foxx wet humping the thetans off of Katie Holmes started in 2013 and a new “sighting” or story about them pops up every now and again. Jamie Foxx has denied the rumors before, but it looks like FoxHol is a thing and they’re just keeping it on the down low. “Jamie’s ass would know a thing or two about the down low,” said every blind item believer.

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