Category: Well Well Well

Christopher Darden And Marcia Clark Were “More Than Friends,” So Says Christopher Darden

September 21, 2016 / Posted by:

Since the year was 1995, I’m going to tell myself that in that picture, Marcia Clark is looking at Christopher Darden as Adina Howard’s Freak Like Me plays in her head.

The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story eluded that there may have been some sexy shit going on between Marcia Clark and Christopher Darden as they worked closely together on the case. There were also rumors during the trials. So the day after American Crime Story won a zillion Emmys, Entertainment Tonight’s Lauren Zima talked to the real Christopher Darden at his home and asked him what would it take for him to admit the whole truth about his relationship with Marcia back then.

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Tom Hiddleston Tried To Get With Priyanka Chopra

September 19, 2016 / Posted by:

Tom Hiddleston lost the Best Actor in a Limited Series Emmy to Courtney B. Vance last night, but he probably doesn’t care, because he may have won a new partner in PR foolery who will hit the pap stroll with him and make us all forget about the level 10 embarrassing shit he did with his last partner in PR foolery. We will never forget, Tom!

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Tidal’s Waves Are Full Of Debt!

September 13, 2016 / Posted by:

Ever since Tidal’s grand launch last year, it’s been hit with shit news after shit news and it looks like it’s been living up to its name by turning out to be a disaster.

It was reported that Tidal let go of its CEO and 25 employees and later pink-slipped even more employees. It was also reported that Jay-Z was about to sue Tidal’s previous owners for inflating the number of subscribers they claimed they had. And now a business newspaper from Norway, where Tidal has offices, says that the streaming service that was supposed to drown Spotify lost millions of dollars last year. We all knew shit was probably not going to go well for Tidal when Madge put her knee on the table and sprawled herself out while signing some kind of contract during its weird launch. That was a bad, bad omen.

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Amber Heard’s Divorce From Johnny Depp Actually Cost Her Money, So Says Her Friend

September 13, 2016 / Posted by:

Amber Heard’s friend and Johnny Depp’s ex-friend, iO Tillett Wright (which again is not the name of Apple’s new operating system) was one of the first to defend Amber after she was accused of being a manipulative gold digging succubus who was trying to siphon coins out of poor and innocent Johnny Depp. iO wrote an essay back in June where he said that he lived with Amber and Johnny for about a year, and knew Johnny to be a gentle soul with a temper. iO didn’t think that Johnny had any Ike Turner in him until he saw the aftermath of Johnny’s alleged attacks on Amber.

iO, who is a writer, activist and co-hosts MTV’s Suspect, is releasing his memoirs, Darling Days, later this month and hawked it in an interview with The Sunday Times. During that interview, iO talked about Amber and Johnny, and said that being married to the mumbling pile of scarves didn’t put money in Amber’s checking account. It actually did the opposite.

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Ryan Lochte Got A 10-Month Suspension For The Lies He Told In Rio

September 7, 2016 / Posted by:

When the submarine missile with a six-pack named Michael Phelps got his second DUI in 2014, he got suspended from competitive swimming for 6 months. But well, since Ryan Lochte’s name is not Michael Phelps and he isn’t the golden boy dolphin of U.S. swimming, he got hit with a longer suspension for the gas station robbery he lied about (or “over-exaggerated” about) in Rio. What’s really ice cold is that the U.S. Olympic Committee, the International Olympic Committee and USA Swimming suspended Ryan for 10 months and he can’t even count that high.

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The Woman Who Dani Mathers Body-Shamed On Snapchat Has Come Forward

September 6, 2016 / Posted by:

A couple of months ago, Allison brought us the tale of the bunny shit-brained Playboy Playmate named Dani Mathers who thought it would be a good idea to take a picture of a naked lady in the locker room of her gym and put it on Snapchat with the note, “If I can’t unsee this then you can’t either.” The only thing I couldn’t unsee is that dumb fuck move. The lady had no idea that Dani took her picture, and Dani later mouth sharted out some dingle about how it was an “accident” and supposed to be a joke between friends. That little joke got Dani Mathers banned from all L.A. Fitness locations and she was pink-slipped from her radio job. The police also opened up an investigation against her. It is such a big mess that not enough Hugh Hefner’s former clean-up supervisor Holly Madison can clean it up. And it may get worse for Dum Dum Dani, because the lady whose naked body was made fun of has been tracked down by the cops and she wants that evil bunny bitch to pay!

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