Category: Weight Watchers

Mariah Carey Might Have Had Gastric Sleeve Surgery

November 9, 2017 / Posted by:

The Angel of Christmas (and the latest accused sexual harasser), Mariah Carey, is really shaking things up and cleaning house in the lead up to her big holiday. She must have really been shook from last year’s Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve With Ryan Seacrest disaster because not only has she parted ways with her manager, Page Six reports that she’s taken a drastic step towards a physical transformation as well.

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Oprah Winfrey Dropped Some Pounds, Gained Some Cash

December 27, 2016 / Posted by:

A few days ago it was announced that Oprah Winfrey had lost over 40 pounds on Weight Watchers. Not only is she a client, she’s a shareholding board member, too! Oprah could attach her name to just about anything and watch the bucks roll into her bank account, so this meant that the Weight Watchers stock went way up on Thursday following the announcement.

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Everyone Is Poor: The Oprah Edition

February 27, 2016 / Posted by:

First Kanye, now Oprah! What is happening?!

This morning, Oprah Winfrey went to her bathroom, turned on the light, slowly walked to her mirror and upon seeing her reflection, did not recognise who she saw and had to ask, “Harpo, who dis woman?” because she just lost $21 million.

According to CNBC – yes, CNBC! We might be trash boxes (copyright: NeNe Leakes) but we can still read smart shit – Weight Watchers reported a drop of more than 20% in their fourth quarter revenue.

As you may now, Oprah made $12.5 million for one tweet where she screamed about how much bread she can still eat. She lost almost double that. The slump means that the value of Oprah’s stake in the company dropped by $21 million. However, she’s seen a gain of roughly $75 million since entering the partnership.

But who are we kidding, Oprah isn’t going to notice $21 million. That’s a drop in the damn prop comedy oversized bucket that is her vast wealth! Good for you, Oprah. Eat that bread and don’t bat an eye at that drop! Besides, it’s not really her loss, it’s an on paper stock sort of thing. That shit could skyrocket any day. Ugh. Stocks. Amirite?

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