People reports that rapper Gucci Mane jumped the broom with model/entrepreneur Keyshia Ka’oir in an understated ceremony last night. The couple paid homage to their humble upbringings by keeping things low key with an intimate ceremony held at the Four Seasons in Miami, spending a mere $1.7 million dollars and broadcasting it live on BET as part of their 10-episode series.
Opening the door to a million sweaty boxing puns, punch drunk-in-love MMA pro Ronda Rousey and her equally pugilistically-inclined MMA fighter fiancé Travis Browne touched gloves and made it official in Hawaii this past Saturday, the same day as the Mayweather/McGregor fight.
No, not to Katy Perry. She’s way too celebrity and capitalist for his tortured comedian ARTISTE self. Russell Brand walked down the aisle for a second time, and this time it was to brand and lifestyle blogger Laura Gallacher. Interestingly, much like the Saturday afternoon offerings on TBS, this shit sounds like a rerun.
If you remember, Russell and Katy got married in a traditional Indian ceremony in Rajasthan, India. People magazine says this go ’round, Russell and Laura got married in a church near their home in England, and then hopped aboard a steamboat to go to an Indian-themed wedding. Huck Finn meets Bollywood? Eh, on the celebrity hierarchy of WTF?, this only barely moves the needle. But way to think outside the box, Russ!
Russell Brand, 42, ties the knot with Laura Gallacher, 30, before shipping guests including Kirsty Gallacher and N… https://t.co/GAou0Wxsz8
— The Sun Showbiz (@TheSunShowbiz) August 26, 2017
Guests included their 9-month-old daughter Mabel and other family members, as well as famous friends like Jonathan Ross, comedian David Baddie, and Oasis singer and noted pocketful of sunshine Noel Gallagher. Russell confirmed the news on his podcast Sunday by saying, “I’m living a married life now…I’m domestic.” Considering his wife is a lifestyle blogger, I hope married life means full-fledged war on taking that steamed vagine empire of GOOP down to the ashes!
Kate Mara has always seemed like the more relatable of the Mara sisters. You know, the type to actually go with Grandpappy to the Giants games while Rooney skulked around in the corner wondering who was going to take her to Hot Topic. Well, now she’s gone and done it! Us Weekly reports Kate has walked down the aisle and married Britain’s national treasure (sorry, TOWIE cast) Billy Elliot, also known as Jamie Bell. Kate Instagrammed confirmation of the nuptials Monday:
Kate and Jamie worked together on Fantastic Four in 2015. She told gossip bloodhound Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live that they had actually known each other for nearly ten years before then – but sparks and love didn’t fly until the conveniently had a movie to hawk on the press tour. And ever since, she’s been plie-ing up and down Billy’s pipe! No word on what the couple plans to do on the honeymoon, but fingers crossed it involves Kate teaching Jamie to not always look like she’s about to spoil the next episode of House of Cards.
Tamara Tattles said the other day that Kenya Moore of The Real HouseMesses of Atlanta got married in St. Lucia over the weekend to a mystery dude. TT also posted pictures on her site from Kenya’s wedding and the groom looks like a real-life human being who actually exists and not only in her imagination. And no, it doesn’t look like the man in the picture is holding an iPad so that Kenya can marry her real groom, Apollo Nida, via Skype from his prison cell.
Another famous brunette got married over the long weekend, and much like Miranda Kerr’s wedding, this one also involves a dude who knows a lot about technology and watching people through iPhone cameras and…uh…I’m sorry, I’ve never seen Mr. Robot and I don’t use Snapchat.