It feels like ever since Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani got together back in 2015, any mention of their names is usually followed with a rumor that she’s mere moments from line-dancing down the aisle of a decorated barn to a ska version of Here Comes the Bride. That, or someone is screaming that she’ll soon be delivering Cracker Barrel’s newest customer. But Blake has said that marrying isn’t something he’s rushing into.
Star Jones Esq. got married for the second time yesterday to her her boyfriend of a few years Richard Lugo. Congratulations, Star! I’d throw a handful of confetti in your honor, but I’m terrified it won’t nearly be fancy enough for you. According to People, Star Jones got married in a ceremony held aboard a cruise ship.
Kaley Cuoco? Tapping her watch impatiently and making “Hurry the HELL up” eyes at her wedding planner? Never, I refuse to believe it! But this is straight from Kaley’s mouth, so I guess I have to. Kaley got engaged in December to her boyfriend of two years Karl Cook. Three months later, Kaley tells People she’s ready to speed race down the aisle.
Four days ago, Amy Schumer went Instagram official with her boyfriend of three months, chef Chris Fischer, by posting a picture of them kissing at Ellen DeGeneres’ 60th birthday party in Los Angeles. It seems like every famous person was at Ellen’s party. Amy and Chris are from the east coast, and they must have decided to take advantage of the nice weather and all their friends being in one place. Because UsWeekly says that Amy and Chris rented a fancy house in Malibu on Tuesday, and texted 80 of their friends to come over for a wedding. According to sources, that last-minute guest list included Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Aniston, Larry David, David Spade, Jerry Seinfeld, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Judd Apatow. And it does sound like it was all done at the last minute.
On Saturday, 54-year-old John Stamos to his pregnant 31-year-old model/actress girlfriend Caitlin McHugh. People says the wedding took place at the Little Brown Church in Studio City, CA, while the reception was held back at John’s house in Beverly Hills. It sounds like it was all very nice, except for the fact Caitlin’s hotel room was robbed the night before and the thieves made off with all her wedding day jewels.
If you didn’t spend your New Year’s Eve watching Botoxed Elf on a Shelf Ryan Seacrest and the return of Mariah Carey on ABC or the shit show on CNN, then you might have tuned into Fox. And in very old school Fox fashion, their show featured the stunt of all TV stunts: a live wedding!