Despite Pete Davidson putting an engagement ring on Ariana Grande’s finger last month, the cynical love-hater in me had a tiny suspicion that they might not make it to a wedding. I saw it more as a relationship based on getting tattoos that would meet its end when they ran out of room on their bodies. But if the sleuths on the internet are to be believed, then I’m very wrong. Not only is Pete serious enough about Ariana to give her his father’s FDNY chain, it might be a clue to their wedding date.
It’s time to dose yourself in baby powder and shimmy into your black rubber pants, because Kat Von D has just dropped the goth spectacular wedding video that no one knew they asked for. Kat and Rafael Reyes (AKA Leafar Seyer because it’s beyond edgy to spell your name backwards) already chained themselves together for eternity back in February, but there wasn’t enough angst and darkness in their first wedding, so they decided to have a do over in June. Hold onto your crucifixes, because here come the wedding details and they’re just as you’d expect. Continue reading
Last week, Katharine McPhee went from “that girl from American Idol” or “that girl from that CBS show about nerds that wasn’t Big Bang Theory” to current fiancée of millionaire music man David Foster. And according to a source that spoke with UsWeekly, if Katharine has her way, she’ll be the fifth Mrs. David Foster before next April.
The source claims that Katharine has been telling her friends that she doesn’t want a long engagement to David, and that they both plan to be married within the next nine months. There probably won’t be too many nerves for Katharine, as she already knows what it’s like see David staring back at her on her wedding day; he played piano at Katharine’s wedding to her first husband Nick Cokas in 2008.
Katharine and David are also hoping to have some kids soon. David already has five daughters from previous relationships, while Katharine has none. It’s probably a good idea to get working on that. The source adds that there will be a prenup signed before they tie the knot. That should reassure skeptics out there who immediately labeled Katharine as a gold digger.
Also reassuring, that same source claiming that both David and Katharine are “very much in love” with each other. David also believes that Katharine is his “true love and muse.” True love, maybe. But muse? Sorry to break it to you, Kat, but you’ve got some stiff muse competition in the form of Rob Lowe’s badass character from St. Elmo’s Fire, who was the inspiration for David Foster-written theme to St. Elmo’s Fire in my mind only.
Pictured above is French cigarette (Gauloises, if you prefer) in human form Vanessa Paradis with her daughter Lily-Rose Depp on their way to a screening of “The Rum Diaries” … across their faces. Get it?! Get it?! Five heads so big the movie is playing ON THEIR FACES? Just take it from the guy behind them- that was a totally solid five head “joke.” No, they were actually attending Paris Fashion Week, and that’s not the story here. The story is that Vanessa got married for the first time.
Keegan-Michael Key and his fiance Elisa Pugliese have made it official by tying the knot over the weekend. The pair got engaged back in November, not too long after Keegan finalized his very contentious divorce with his ex-wife of 15 years Cynthia Blaise.
In the past, Ben Foster might have been able to give a surly “who wants to know” when asked if he’s a Scientologist. But Ben and loud n’ proud ‘Tologist Laura Prepon just got married so it’s probably safe to assume he’s got at least a couple Dianetics monologues memorized for auditions. After all, according to L. Ron Hubbard himself, the “R” corner of the ARC Triangle, the main tenet of a Scientology marriage, is “reality”. Or more accurately, relative reality.