Category: Weddings

Katharine McPhee Got Nasty After Getting Kicked Out Of A Wedding She Crashed

December 5, 2017 / Posted by:

According to Page Six, Katharine McPhee and her gal pal, producer Hilary Shor, tried to crash a wedding in Cabo San Lucas but got ejected by the bride. That allegedly did not sit well with Kat and Hil so they retaliated by getting snarky with some catty Instagram stories and dissed the bride for not wanting two basic ass randos eating her shrimp and bogarting the karaoke mic.

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As Expected, The Royals Are Milking Every Last Drop Out Of Prince Hot Ginge And Meghan Markel’s Wedding 

November 28, 2017 / Posted by:

Believe it or not, I didn’t create that opulent commemorative mug (for your tears) so that I could shadily spell Meghan’s name wrong. But kudos to the bitter shady bitch who did (it was Pippa).

Usually, writing the words, “milking every last drop out of Prince Hot Ginge,” would make me tingle out of my sweatpants, but not this time. Back in the olden days, when those lesser royals (Prince TheBalderOne and Duchess WhoCaresSheAintMeghanMarkle) got engaged, they dragged out the wedding details longer than a Marvel movie marketing campaign. So of course, they’re going to do the same with Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle’s wedding. Yesterday, the Royal Family said that the wedding would happen sometime in the spring. Today, they announced that it will happen sometime in May 2018. Tomorrow, they will announce that it will happen on a weekday sometime in May 2018. On Thursday, they will announce that it will happen on a weekday during the second, third or fourth week of May 2018. Soap opera producers should hire the Royal Family PR team, because they can stretch out a story arc like no other.

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Serena Williams And Mr. Reddit Got Married

November 17, 2017 / Posted by:

I was…uh…busy that day” says a huffy Maria Sharapova at least 10 times in the next hour when asked if she got an invitation to Serena Williams’ wedding.

People and UsWeekly are reporting that Serena Williams and Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian Sr. got married in New Orleans on Thursday. Their wedding comes two and a half months after she gave birth to their daughter Alexis Ohanian Jr., the (probably) future tennis champion of the world and whatever other planets we’re inhabiting by then. A baby and a wedding – those are two big life milestones to cram into a year. All that’s missing is a Jet Ski purchase (Jet Ski is ownership is a pretty big deal where I’m from).

This is the first marriage for both 36-year-old Serena and 34-year-old Alexis. There aren’t any pictures of Serena and Alexis’ wedding just yet, so we don’t know if the crowd threw upvotes on the happy couple as they made their way out of the ceremony. But there are some details on the guest list.

Serena and Alexis Sr. got married in front of a ton of famous people like Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, Eva Longoria, La La Anthony, Kelly Rowland, and Caroline Wozniacki. The rehearsal dinner featured such guests as Selita Ebanks,Colton Haynes, Anna Wintour and Emeril Lagasse. I would hope they too got an invite to the wedding? That’s usually the case, but you never know. That would suck if they were only invited to the rehearsal dinner the night before. “Tables 4 to 6, stock up on shrimp now, because come tomorrow you’re back to room service pizza.


Colton Haynes And Jeff Leatham Got Married By Pimp Mama Kris

October 28, 2017 / Posted by:

When 29-year-old Colton Haynes got engaged to his 46-year-old flower daddy Jeff Leatham (he’s a floral designer), it was a big, gay extravaganza complete with fireworks, drama and an appearance by Cher. So when I heard they were getting married this weekend, I prepared to explode into a tornado of glitter from the glorious gayness of their wedding. I expected to see Barbra Streisand softly yodel out Evergreen while officiating their ceremony from a giant crystal swan covered with rhinestone-encrusted white orchids imported from Thailand. But I guess all their money was spent on the engagement ceremony, because they had to settle for Pimp Mama Kris as their officiant.

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Gucci Mane And Keyshia Ka’oir Got Married Live On BET Last Night

October 18, 2017 / Posted by:

People reports that rapper Gucci Mane jumped the broom with model/entrepreneur Keyshia Ka’oir in an understated ceremony last night. The couple paid homage to their humble upbringings by keeping things low key with an intimate ceremony held at the Four Seasons in Miami, spending a mere $1.7 million dollars and broadcasting it live on BET as part of their 10-episode series.

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