Category: Vincent Kartheiser

Alexis Bledel And Vincent Kartheiser Are Getting A Divorce

August 18, 2022 / Posted by:

After eight years of marriage, Alexis Bledel and Vincent Kartheiser (pictured above with his Pete Campbell shaved-down hairline) have split. Us Weekly reports that 43-year-old Vincent filed for divorce on August 10 with the Putnam County Supreme Court in New York. Suddenly, 40-year-old Alexis’ mysterious exit from The Handmaid’s Tale in May is making a lot more sense, especially when paired with last summer’s headline about Vincent being investigated for his asshole behavior on the set of HBO Max’s Titans. I swear to God, Pete Campbell, if you fucked with our precious Rory Gilmore, you’re cruising for (another) bruising! And at least we know that Alexis is getting the toilets in their divorce.

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Alexis Bledel Has Left “The Handmaid’s Tale,” Saying That She Felt She Had To “Step Away”

May 29, 2022 / Posted by:

Yesterday, I posted about how Matthew Morrison was forced to leap out of So You Think You Can Dance? after he broke production protocols, which he says fucked with his ability to “judge the competition fairly.” Well, today I’m posting about how Alexis Bledel has left Hulu’s award-winning torture porn The Handmaid’s Tale, which is in the middle of filming season 5. Like Matthew Morrison, Alexis’ exit is sudden, but unlike Matthew Morrison, it sounds like she wasn’t pushed out the exit door. Alexis seems as done with Handmaid’s Tale as people working on HBO’s Titans were done with her husband Vincent Kartheiser’s insufferable method fuckery.

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Vincent Kartheiser Was Investigated Over Misconduct Allegations On The Set Of HBO Max’s “Titans”

August 14, 2021 / Posted by:

The name Vincent Kartheiser, who played Pete Campbell in Mad Men, was in many headlines yesterday, and surprisingly it wasn’t because he let us know that like those other celebrity Pig Pens, a bar of soap barely ever touches his skin. I don’t think Vincent has to tell us that, though. Vincent’s name made the rounds because Deadline reported that he was the subject of multiple misconduct investigations after he allegedly behaved like a throbbing asshole on the Toronto set of HBO Max’s Titans. One of those investigations led to the studio assigning a “representative” to look after him while he was on set. So they pretty much needed to get Vincent a babysitter thanks to him being a real-life Pete Campbell. Can you imagine the conversation the “representative” had with their loved one before leaving for the first day of their new job? “Bye, honey, I’m off to my new babysitting gig.“Awww, that’s cute, how old is the child?”It’s Pete Campbell.” “May GOD be with you.

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When It Comes To Baby Birthing, Pete Campbell And Rory Gilmore Are The TV Eva Mendes And Ryan Gosling

May 19, 2016 / Posted by:

2016 IS the year of the secret baby! It makes me want to have a secret baby. But you know, if I did, it wouldn’t stay a secret that long. If a human baby with my DNA was born, CPS would immediately sniff them out and open up a file.

When Eva Mendes got knocked up with her second GosBaby, nobody found out until their child was almost ready to make an appearance. When Eva did birth out her and Ryan Gosling’s second daughter Amada Lee Gosling, we didn’t find out until about 2 weeks later. Well, 37-year-old Vincent Kartheiser and 34-year-old Alexis Bledel managed to outdo their asses in the secret baby department.

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Rory Gilmore And Pete Campbell Maybe Made A Baby

November 10, 2015 / Posted by:

Vincent Kartheiser (aka Pete Campbell from Mad Men) and Alexis Bledel (aka Rory Gilmore from The Gilmore Girls) got secret married last year and I haven’t been keeping up with my Pete Campbell and Rory Gilmore news, but I don’t think they really ever talked about their marriage to the press or whatever. So don’t expect to see their faces on the cover of InTouch Weekly under the words “Yes, It’s Confirmed, You’re Living In A World Where Pete Campbell Bareback Boned A Baby Into Rory Gilmore.”

A source tells Celebuzz that at the premiere of the National Geographic Channel movie, Saints &  Sinners, in Los Angeles last night (pictures below), Vincent told people that he’s going to be a father soon, because his wife’s got a Campbell/Gilmore baby growing in her body. Don’t tell anyone, though, because they want to keep it on the shush.

“They are expecting but they don’t want a lot of people to know. Only close friends and family know about the baby. He’s trying to keep it quiet. But he’s very happy about the news.”

I wonder if these two have ever done an Ancestry.com DNA test, because they look like they can be brother and sister for real. And since these two are all about keeping secrets (rude, I know), I doubt we’ll ever see a picture of their baby friend, but I’m sure that baby will be an adorable giant blue eyeball.

UPDATE: Thanks to everyone who reminded me that Vincent K once said he’s basically an anti-Duggar and doesn’t want kids for environmental reasons. So either Rory’s powerful love and coochie changed his mind or Celebuzz’s story is a lie.

And here’s more of Vincent K no longer looking like “Friar Tuck as a serial killer” since he can grow his hairline out now that Mad Men is over.

Pic: Wenn.com

Pete Campbell And Rory Gilmore Got Secret Married In June

August 6, 2014 / Posted by:

Gossip Cop and Star Magazine say that the couple that random queefed up is now the married couple that random queefed up.

Star says that on June 7th, Vincent Kartheiser and Alexis Bledel got married at some fancy resort in Ojai, CA (probably the Ojai Valley Inn & Spa where EVERY celebrity gets married when the San Ysidro Ranch is booked) and on their wedding night they awkwardly fucked on the rug in their room as Emily Gilmore pounded on the door and screamed at Rory for not inviting her to the secret wedding. A source tells Star that Jon Hamm, the Hammaconda and Matthew Weiner were guests at Rory and Pete’s wedding and Rory wore a dress:

“Alexis looked breathtaking. She wore a floor-length gown, and her hair was up. Vincent wore a gray suit and teared up when Alexis walked down the aisle.”

A rep confirmed the wedding to Gossip Cop. Vincent and Alexis met when she played the married trick who has an affair with Pete Campbell on Mad Men. They got engaged last year.

Three things:

1. I really hope that Vincent had a shaved hairline on his wedding day, because if you’re going to marry Pete Campbell, you should only marry him when his hair looks like Friar Tuck with failed plugs.

2. Alexis married Vincent at a good time, because at least he has a toilet now and she doesn’t have to worry about shitting in a coffee can in the backyard.

3. May they have a hundred blinding white vampire alien babies with foreheads that go on forever.

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