Category: Victoria’s Secret

A Company Might Be Trying To Scam Fyre Festival Attendees With Bogus VS Fashion Show Tickets

January 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Back in April, Ja Rule’s Lord of the Flies-style island disaster the Fyre Festival went viral. A lot of people involved have gotten in a huge amount of trouble. But I’ll admit, duping rich millennials into forking over thousands of dollars for shitty tents and cheese sandwiches was a pretty good scam. I didn’t think anyone would be able to top it too quickly. Wouldn’t you know, less than a year later someone is trying, and their scam is even more simple; just target the ones who fell for the Fyre Festival.

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Lenny Kravitz Is Dating A Victoria’s Secret Model

January 9, 2018 / Posted by:

Novelty-snake-in-a-mixed-nuts-can haver Lenny Kravitz has a new sucker to spring his peen on, according to pictures obtained by TMZ. He was photographed walking han-in-hand with Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model Barbara Fialho in Miami over the weekend. Did you know that if you say VS model three times fast, Leo magically appears over your shoulder?

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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Must Go On, And It Did

November 21, 2017 / Posted by:

The annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show happened last night in Shanghai! The good news is, it wasn’t a total disaster. Despite some stumbling blocks erected by the Chinese Government, they somehow managed to find enough ladies, enough cameras, and drum up enough hullabaloo to pull it off. The bad news is, it was still the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. The uncategorized news is that Harry Styles was the featured performer, since previously scheduled Katy Perry was deemed an enemy of the state.

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Katy Perry Isn’t Performing At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, Because She’s Reportedly Been Banned From China

November 17, 2017 / Posted by:

The upcoming Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was supposed to be a taste of the Far East that most of us figured would turn into a wildly offensive display of cultural appropriation with the likes of the Hadid sisters strutting down the catwalk in nighties made of fortune cookies or whatever the VS designers could come up with to remind us they’re filming from China. Alas, at the rate they’re going, the only person China will allow in to strut and perform is Taylor Swift (“Mission accomplished!” –Taylor Swift). Continue reading

Victoria’s Secret Annual Fashion Show Is In Danger Of Being A Mess (UPDATE)

November 16, 2017 / Posted by:

In America, we have a few utterly pointless annual traditions that people like to make a fuss over but that nobody actually cares about. We have the Super Bowl, we have Christmas and we have the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Christmas and the Super Bowl are still on as far as I know. However, there is a ray of light… the VS Fashion show is in danger of being a clusterfuck this year!

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