Category: Victoria Beckham

Posh And Becks Ring In Their 19th Anniversary

July 5, 2018 / Posted by:

If someone had said back in 1999 that David Beckham and Posh Spice were going to last 19 years of extremely suspect fashion choices, several iterations of bangs (on both), and fighting over who got to use the hair straightener, I would have laughed and said Spice World had better odds of nabbing Best Picture at the Oscars. Alas, David and Victoria Beckham get to have the last laugh by posting a joint Insta-smirk to social media to show they’re celebrating their 19th anniversary with fine wine and probably snickering at how their bank accounts look compared to the other Spices and soccer players they’ve had to work with over the years. Continue reading

Victoria Beckham Is “14 Engagement Rings” Rich

July 2, 2018 / Posted by:

Not long after the rumor resurfaced that Victoria Beckham and David Beckham were ending their 19-year marriage, The Sun reported that they’re not splitting up, because they’ve got a $500 million brand to keep alive. Something as abstract as “a $500 million brand” is a bit hard to visualise, but thankfully The Sun has put it into a perspective I can handle: fancy jewelry! See that giant yellow rock on Vicky’s finger? Apparently that’s just one of 14 engagement rings in her collection.

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Mel B Is Still Insisting The Spice Girls Are Reuniting

June 27, 2018 / Posted by:

Because divorce lawyers don’t come cheap, Mel B still has her fangs sunk into the idea of the Spice Girls getting back together for easy money since there are people like me who’d see they are coming to town and think, “Eh, why not?” If a nuclear war were to ever happen, and LAWD knows it looks like it might, I’m pretty sure the only thing left would be Scary Spice insisting the Spice Girls are days from launching a reunion tour. That’s why when she was the guest co-host of the fourth hour of Today this morning, she blabbed about how she and the other four – Victoria Beckham included – will be going on tour soon. Sure, Jan. Continue reading

Victoria Beckham Says She’s Trying To Be The Best Wife

June 21, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s Thursday and I hadn’t yet seen any updates about the rumored Victoria and David Beckham break up this week, so I knew it was only a matter of time.

Hello! Magazine says that Posh took to the podium at the Forbes Women’s Summit in New York earlier this week and used the opportunity to talk about her husband.  Damnit, Victoria: it’s a women’s summit and you couldn’t pass the Bechdel test for five minutes? Continue reading

David And Victoria Beckham Might Not Divorce To Keep Their £500 Million Brand Alive

June 12, 2018 / Posted by:

The rumor going around is that after 19 years of marriage, Victoria Beckham and David Beckham are over. Some people on Twitter claimed that David has knocked up their daughter’s teacher, and it was only a matter of time before they called it quits. Both their reps denied such a thing was about to take place, and Victoria, David, and their whole family were full steam ahead for an upcoming photo spread in Vogue. Some might assume they’re staying together for the kids. According to The Sun (hold out your palms while I distribute these salt grains), Posh and Becks are also staying together for the money.

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David And Victoria Beckham Will Put On A “United Front” In Vogue After The Divorce Rumors 

June 11, 2018 / Posted by:

We sort of yawned our way into the weekend last week when news broke that British bookies had suspended betting because David and Victoria Beckham were this close to announcing their split. Well, apparently the two of them emerged from their respective wings at the Beckham estate to have a real laugh and to ring up Vogue to make sure their big happy family spread is still a go next month.

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