Category: Vanilla Ice
Vanilla Ice Is Reportedly Embroiled In Some Paternity Drama
It’s funny that Vanilla Ice (born name: Rob Van Winkle) was quick to take all of the credit for creating his first baby, “Ice Ice Baby,” despite all of our ears hearing it, all of our eyes seeing him, and Mario “Chocolate” Johnson taking the blame for it–which all suggests otherwise. But, it looks like it’s going to take a DNA test and an appearance in court for him to take credit for a 5-year-old daughter he made with his longtime girlfriend, Kirra Hentz. She’s asking the courts to force Ice to take a DNA test in an effort to establish paternity so he’ll pay child support, and they can determine custody arrangements. So take off your Reebok Pumps, microwave some Totino’s, and plop down on your hideous geometric-print couch; because we could have ourselves a nostalgic 1990s The Maury Povich Show-style “you ARE/you ARE NOT the father” moment.
Songwriter, Mario “Chocolate” Johnson, Says That He Wrote “Ice Ice Baby” And Vanilla Ice Had No Part In It
Did you know that the first Billboard #1 rap song was Vanilla Ice‘s Ice Ice Baby? I mean, haven’t Black people been through enough? Well, apparently, Ice being rap’s first chart-topper is worse than it first sounds, because now a co-writer on the track, Mario “Chocolate” Johnson, says that Ice didn’t do shit-all for the track and that he actually wrote the whole thing himself! A fraud and an OG cultural appropriator? Vanilla Ice is hitting a lot of marks.
ICU ICU Baby: Vanilla Ice (And Taylor Dayne And Terri Nunn) Performed At Mar-A-Lago’s Maskless NYE Party
If on New Year’s Eve, you really wanted to end your year with a BANG of foolery by catching coronavirus in the stupidest way possible, both coasts offered your ass something. In Malibu, CA, COVID-19’s favorite Christian Kirk Cameron once again ignored the state’s lockdown rules like relevancy has ignored him for decades and held another unpermitted prayer gathering where dozens of people, who mostly didn’t wear masks, listened to him spew out words that translated to, “I have found a new way for people to actually pay attention to me.” And over at Mar-A-Lago in Palm Beach, FL, hundreds of maskless messes danced to a Vanilla Ice performance during a pandemic. If in the future, your grandchildren ask you what the 2020 pandemic was like in America, just show them the clip of a maskless Donald Trump Jr. head-bopping to a performance of Ice Ice Baby by an accused wife beater.
Dave Franco Will Portray Vanilla Ice In An Upcoming Biopic
Previous to today, if you had asked me to predict which Franco brother would make the news for spitting about haters and chumps through the filter of some truly unrestrained hubris, I would have guessed that James Franco was talking about his #MeToo allegations again. But in a twist I didn’t see coming, we’re talking about his younger brother Dave Franco confirming the news that he will play Vanilla Ice in an upcoming biopic. I know he’s way too old by now, but still – Jim Carrey was robbed!
Vanilla Ice’s Fourth Of July Concert Will Go On, Despite The Health Department’s Warning (UPDATE: No, It Won’t)
UPDATE: Vanilla Ice finally got a clue and is postponing the show.
Due to the increase in COVID-19 numbers in Austin we’re gonna move the concert to a better date. We were hoping for better Coronavirus numbers by July but Unfortunately the numbers have increased quite a bit so for the safety and health of everyone we’re going to stay home. pic.twitter.com/MWWfNWf3zd
— Vanilla Ice (@vanillaice) July 2, 2020
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Two mics and a Ninja Turtle? What the fuck goes on at a Vanilla Ice concert? Well, people are dying to find out. Literally. Vanilla Ice is throwing a concert even though coronavirus numbers have been spiking across America. And now he plans on fucking up Texas even more with a concert at Lake Travis. TMZ says the concert has the County Health Department telling people not to go to it. But let’s be real, the health department telling you to stay away from a Vanilla Ice concert is something that should happen with or without coronavirus.
Vanilla Ice Was Quarantined, Baby
Vanilla Ice, the most elegant man to ever wear belly rings through his ears, had some problems in Dubai, but none of them were for the indecency of his music or persona. Us Weekly is reporting that the master of 90s-white-boy-rap-speaking was quarantined on a flight heading to New York from Dubai. But the shocking part is: he wasn’t the reason for the quarantine.