I’ve often wondered what Florida Evans from Good Times would look like if she took the rent money and said “To hell with these bills!!” and went to the salon to get some relaxer in her hair? Well, I don’t have to wonder any longer because Usher has solved that mystery for me with his new hairdo that screams “Just let your SOULLLLLL GLOOOOO!”
Surprisingly, she didn’t file for divorce from him after he wore that hat out in public.
It’s been a minute since we checked in with alleged celebrity STD mailman Usher. When we last heard from him, he was fending off accusations and a $20 million lawsuit from at least five people claiming that he’s a gracious host who makes sure that guests at his dick parties leave with a favor – herpes. Usher denied everything and, in one of those cases, defended himself by saying he didn’t have time to sleep with the woman in question because he was too busy spending time with his wife and former manager, Grace Miguel. Well, one of you THOTs who has been brave enough to risk the lifetime luggage that is herpes can be with your singin’ and dancin’ man in public now. Usher has filed for divorce from his estranged wife Grace Miguel, according to TMZ. As long as you’re his “type” (which is allegedly various clueless groupies and a bathhouse betty or two), maybe he’ll let you debut as his new piece. Lucky you.
Usher has allegedly given the herp to multiple sexual partners, as evidenced by several accusations that have been brought against him from both women and men. The biggest Valtrex bill that Usher received was one for 20 million from a Laura Helm in Georgia. Unfortunately for Laura’s bank account, those rumors that she was going to drop the suit have now become fact. TMZ reports that Laura’s attorney filed for a dismissal, and Laura is no longer accusing Usher of casting her in his allegedly true-life version of It Follows. Continue reading
It’s been a while since we’ve checked in with the whole Usher herpes scandal, but please believe that it’s still very much on and popping with lawsuits galore from both male and female accusers. Of course Usher has been making his rounds on the Denial Tour 2017, but luckily for him one of his accusers is thinking about pulling the cord to be let off at the next stop, because she might drop her $20 million lawsuit against him.
Like an outbreak that refuses to die no matter how much cornstarch you rub on it, Usher’s herpes lawsuits are living on and more details are oozing out. The accuser who is suing Usher for $20 million has come out and named herself. Also, Lisa Bloom, who is representing several of Usher’s accusers, has filed more documents including one that details how his dude accuser allegedly ended up with a Zovirax prescription thanks to him.
I know he’s not, but the way Usher is holding his hand in that picture above makes it look like he’s about to reach out, grab one of those lawsuits, and throw it in the trash like, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, shorty got down low and put a bunch of lies up on me.” That’s not exactly how it went down, but it’s kind of close?