Could it be that Tyrese Gibson is finally all cried out (a song I have spent half my life searching for a karaoke duet partner for)? TMZ reports that Tyrese has been awarded joint custody of his daughter Shayla by a judge in a real actual court of law.
Model/actor/singer/funeral wardrobe coordinator Tyrese Gibson has subsisted solely on drama in recent times. In addition to engaging in an ugly custody battle over daughter Shayla (complete with daughter-embarrassing stunt shows like flying a message over her school and dedicating “Let’s Get It On” to her), he’s also been repeatedly trying to stir shit up with his “Fast & Furious” co-star The Rock. That’s when he’s not checking into hospitals with thirst issues, slut-shaming women, and claiming he’s borrowed from the Bank of Scientology. Well, Tyrese must have gotten a stern talking-to by his agent or publicist. Because he’s come up with an excuse – his medication has been doing him wrong. Continue reading
You may or may not be surprised to learn that Will and Jada Pinkett Smith may or may not have actually given Tyrese Gibson that oversized novelty check he posted about on Instagram. TMZ says their sources in the Pinkett-Smith camp have taken a large dump on that particular story.
File Under “Genius Moves”: Tyrese Is Threatening To Quit The Franchise That Brings Him Lots Of Coins
Tyrese’s life is a dried diarrhea-encrusted wreck on many levels. Tyrese is currently neck deep in shit from his shit-throwing custody fight with his ex-wife Norma Gibson. Tyrese is also in a one-man (since The Rock isn’t really fighting back) shit-throwing feud with The Rock over the Fast and the Furious franchise. And he’s been going off about both situations on Instagram.
Tyrese is apparently going broke from defending himself against his ex-wife’s accusation that he abused their 10-year-old daughter Shayla, and he also threatened to quit the Fast and the Furious franchise if The Rock stays on. So, Tyrese needs money and yet he’s threatening to quit the job that brings him an easy check? Hmmm… The next time your ass is dealing with a problem, ask yourself, “What would Tyrese do?” Whatever that answer is, do the direct fucking opposite.
I’m thoroughly convinced that Tyrese is parenting from a book titled: How To Make Things Weird With Your Daughter While At The Same Time Causing Everyone Around You To Cringe. Because Tyrese is back at it with another extremely messed-up attempt at “bonding” with his 10-year-old daughter Shayla.
Earlier this week, Tyrese Gibson maybe broke a temporary restraining order by flying a banner over his 10-year-old daughter’s school that read “NO MATTER WHAT, DADDY LOVES YOU SHAYLA.” He also bombarded her school with deliveries of flowers, balloons and a fruit arrangement. Much like the movie series he appears in, you could say that Tyrese’s method for his latest set of stunts is fast and furious. Fast, because he shows no signs of slowing down all this drama. And furious, because it’s almost like there’s a tiny army furiously working overtime to think of ways to make this mess even messier.