Well, I for one, am thankful that somebody is out here letting Tyra Banks do her damn thing. Tyra’s an affable, good natured clown, and we could all use a little more of that in #thesetryingtimes. As you know, somebody gave Tyra upwards of $5,000 and an after-closing shopping spree at TopShop to make a sequel to Life-Size which co-starred Lindsay Lohan and originally aired on the Disney Channel back in 2000. As promised, for Life-Size 2: Smize Queen, Tyra’s recorded a new version of the song “Be A Star” and don’t you dare say it’s anything less than a masterpiece. Yes, this is the hill I’ve chosen to die on. #Justice4Tyra.
The American Music Awards doesn’t have the respectability of the Grammys or the pizazz of the MTV VMAs, but it’s got…well, it’s got a pointy award and people that show up, and that’s all you really need for a music award show. As such, guests still put in some effort for the red carpet. Post Malone’s hair is still a mess and he’s got those “Yes I’ve been slowly picking off my Shellac manicure” nails, but he also came through with a bedazzled belt buckle and nudie suit made by Union Western Clothing featuring his initials and several snakes. I guess he didn’t get the memo that Taylor Swift had the whole snake thing locked down last night. Oh well, it still pulled his whole look together. That is, if he was going for a look that tells people he’s a very successful businessman who sells snakes at an Alabama swap meet.
Tyra Banks Is Bringing Even More Tacky Fashion Doll Realness In The First Promo Shots For “Life-Size 2”
Do I even need to specifically state it, when clearly that party dress and shih tzu hair are already doing it for me? Tyra Banks looks like the prototype for every fashion doll that has ever been made. Entertainment Weekly has given us the first look at Tyra in Life-Size 2, and it’s mostly about the fashion.
Tyra Banks and Francia Raisa are the stars of the new Life-Size 2 movie which is supposed to be coming to your television screens this December during Freeform’s 25 Days of Christmas. It was confirmed earlier that Lindsay Lohan was not going to be appearing in the movie but it seems that may have changed.
Light a candle and pray tonight for Lindsay Lohan‘s career. It is officially dead. The comeback movie Lindsay Lohan was hoping for Life-Size 2 has announced its co-lead actress. And her name is not Lindsay Lohan.
Deadline reports that Tyra Banks took time away from staring wide-eyed into any camera lens which is pointed in her general direction and calling it ‘Smizing’, to tell the world who she will be co-starring with in the sequel to the 2000 made-for-TV movie Life Size. 18 years is a long time to wait for a sequel, but Tyra held in there. After she announced the movie was happening, everyone assumed Tyra would have Lindsay Lohan back and she even suggested as much, but I guess those Greek beach clubs have kept a girl busy. Continue reading
The Billboard Music Awards were last night and if the red carpet is any indication, it lived up to it’s name because most stars looked as bored as can be. With very few exceptions, most of the night’s looks were uninspired and devoid of whimsy. Nick Jonas (above) looks like he just showed up for his shift at Applebees and still needs to go get his flair from his locker and take a quick shot at the bar before getting started. He’ll be with you in a minute, ok?