Tyra Banks is moving on up, or something. Ever since the model/mogul/actress/living doll/smizer announced she was leaving America’s Got Talent as its host, we have been waiting with breath that is baited, wondering what this tall bag of crazy would deliver us next. Well we can stop guessing, because Women’s Wear Daily is reporting that Tyra’s next challenge is: Modelland, the theme park. Continue reading
It’s a tale as old as time. A humble television personality hits the big time and suddenly all of her previous work is below her and she needs to focus her time and energy into a big CAREER. Well, pour one out for all the fans of Tyra Banks’ wide-eyed antics on America’s Got Talent because homegirl just handed her bosses a letter reading: “I quit this bitch.”
Well, I for one, am thankful that somebody is out here letting Tyra Banks do her damn thing. Tyra’s an affable, good natured clown, and we could all use a little more of that in #thesetryingtimes. As you know, somebody gave Tyra upwards of $5,000 and an after-closing shopping spree at TopShop to make a sequel to Life-Size which co-starred Lindsay Lohan and originally aired on the Disney Channel back in 2000. As promised, for Life-Size 2: Smize Queen, Tyra’s recorded a new version of the song “Be A Star” and don’t you dare say it’s anything less than a masterpiece. Yes, this is the hill I’ve chosen to die on. #Justice4Tyra.
The American Music Awards doesn’t have the respectability of the Grammys or the pizazz of the MTV VMAs, but it’s got…well, it’s got a pointy award and people that show up, and that’s all you really need for a music award show. As such, guests still put in some effort for the red carpet. Post Malone’s hair is still a mess and he’s got those “Yes I’ve been slowly picking off my Shellac manicure” nails, but he also came through with a bedazzled belt buckle and nudie suit made by Union Western Clothing featuring his initials and several snakes. I guess he didn’t get the memo that Taylor Swift had the whole snake thing locked down last night. Oh well, it still pulled his whole look together. That is, if he was going for a look that tells people he’s a very successful businessman who sells snakes at an Alabama swap meet.
Tyra Banks Is Bringing Even More Tacky Fashion Doll Realness In The First Promo Shots For “Life-Size 2”
Do I even need to specifically state it, when clearly that party dress and shih tzu hair are already doing it for me? Tyra Banks looks like the prototype for every fashion doll that has ever been made. Entertainment Weekly has given us the first look at Tyra in Life-Size 2, and it’s mostly about the fashion.
Tyra Banks and Francia Raisa are the stars of the new Life-Size 2 movie which is supposed to be coming to your television screens this December during Freeform’s 25 Days of Christmas. It was confirmed earlier that Lindsay Lohan was not going to be appearing in the movie but it seems that may have changed.