Category: Tyler Posey

Sorry Everyone, But Bella Thorne Says That’s Not Gregg Sulkin’s Dick On The Internet

January 18, 2017 / Posted by:

During the past week or so, peens allegedly belonging to several cast members of MTV’s Teen Wolf have leaked all over that internet. Dick pics and/or videos supposedly of Cody Christian, Ryan Kelley and Tyler Posey have popped up on the internet. I know, dicks pics of Teen Wolf dudes are sprouting up left and right and none are of Tyler Hoechlin. The universe really knows how to tease a bitch. The universe is that PornHub video that cuts off 2 seconds before the money shot. Gregg Sulkin isn’t in Teen Wolf, but he was on another MTV show, Faking It, and he did date Tyler Posey’s ex Bella Thorne, and I guess that’s good enough to add him to The Fappening: Teen Wolf Edition. BUT WAIT!

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The Love Story Of Our Time Is Over Before It Even Started

December 22, 2016 / Posted by:

File this under: Shit you can talk to your 10-year-old cousin about while the other adults are fighting about politics on Christmas Day.

Our faith in true love was restored a few days ago when completely organic pictures of 19-year-old Bella Thorne (star of Boo! A Madea Halloween) and 24-year-old Charlie Puth (the toddler-faced crooner who is responsible for that One Call Away song) came out. The certified natural pictures were of Bella and Charlie looking like a couple on the beach as she gifted the eyes of beachgoers with her three-cent Pretty Woman cosplay glamour. But sadly, their days of doing staged photo-ops are behind them, because they’re over. I know, I can’t believe I’m writing about them again either. But it was either them or that other fake couple (Blob & Chinet).

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Bella Thorne Made Out With Fake Gay Tyler Posey

September 18, 2016 / Posted by:

This is one way to throw your coming out into reverse.

TMZ reports that actress and mean girl witch-hunter Bella Thorne (whose name I always speed-read as “Bella Throne” and it calls to mind a luxury Italian toilet brand) was papped making out with the fake gay Tyler Posey. Teen Wolf jokingly came out of the closet a couple of weeks ago. This was followed by the Internet after him for making light of that particular process. Well, this confirms it! He’s just a socially tone-deaf pinhead and not really into man ass.

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Tyler Posey Is Sorry For His Fake Coming Out

July 31, 2016 / Posted by:

On Friday, Michael linked to a Snapchat video of Tyler Posey from Teen Wolf  shouting that he’s “gay” while standing in front of a street sign for Gay St. in Manhattan. When people sent Tyler the customary “Welcome to Gay!” coming out gift basket containing lube, an overpriced tank top, and a Golden Girls Season 1 blu-ray, he must have realized that people didn’t know he was joking. Tyler made it clear that his “coming out” was only a joke by posting an Anchorman-inspired video of him coming out as a “lamp.” If you missed Tyler’s dumb videos the first time around, here they are:

After Tyler got a lot of hate from people mad that he “mocked” coming out, since coming out is hard, he tweeted a “sorry if I offended you” apology: 

I actually bought it as a “Yuck, yuck, I’m on Gay Street. Dude, that sign says Gay St. You live on Gay St.!” moment but if you need to class it up, I understand. My only question is, are you going to use that Golden Girls blu-ray? I want that.

Check out more pics of not-gayl Tyler Posey and the rest of the Teen Wolf cast at last week’s San Diego Comic-Con two weeks ago in the gallery below.

Pics: WENN

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