Category: Tyga

Kris Jenner Is Still Pimpin’

April 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Kris Jenner is the patron saint of bad mothers. She is so bad, that Dina Lohan probably lets out a wet burp while watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians before turning to her kids and yelling  “At least I ain’t that bitch!”.

Now the rest of the world is finally ready to chuck Pimp Mama Kris and her stable of famewhores into the nearest dumpster next to the used condoms where they belong, because ratings for the show have been rapidly declining. It also doesn’t help that the romance between her son, Rob Kardashian, and the always elegant former Twerk Consultant, Blac Chyna, is on life support. What’s a pimp to do? Well, she’s decided to toss a couple dollars at Blac Chyna to make her stay with Rob! And since Chyna is used to having money thrown at her, it’s a totally acceptable and reasonable proposition.

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Tyga Spent Some Time At The Police Station Last Night

April 12, 2017 / Posted by:

In typical Tyga fashion, his latest drama has to do with an expensive car. SPOILER ALERT: It doesn’t end with Tyga leading the police on a high speed chase to get away from the dealership demanding payment.

E! News says that Tyga got in trouble with the police last night as he was leaving a nightclub in Hollywood. The man whose status has once again been downgraded to “Kylie Jenner’s ex-boyfriend” was pulled over in his latest expensive car (above) for running a stop sign and driving without proper license plates. Police put Tyga in handcuffs and took him away to the Hollywood Police Station. When asked by a pap why he was being loaded into a cop car, Tyga responded that it was because he had “paper plates.” That seems like a severe reaction for simply running through a stop sign and driving with temporary plates. E! says there was another reason for why Tyga was taken away from his car.

The LAPD tells E! and UsWeekly that after they pulled Tyga over at around 1:30am, they wanted to administer a field sobriety test, but there were too many paps around. So they asked him to take the test back at the station. Tyga agreed, and he passed. He was released without any arrests, just a traffic violation. A source tells E! that Tyga was at a club with his friends last night, but that he “wasn’t drinking.

I’m glad to hear this happened after he was leaving the club. I’d hate to think he was forgetting to take some much needed me-time while putting in all those hours plotting to take down Blac Chyna.

Here’s Kylie looking like a hooker on laundry day while out at a completely different club last night.

Pics: Instagram, FameFlynet

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Tyga And Rob Kardashian Might Have Joined Forces To Take Down Blac Chyna

March 30, 2017 / Posted by:

I don’t know for sure if that’s Blac Chyna’s face when she’s plotting her next diabolical move, but it seems like a completely appropriate reaction to the latest development in her fight against Tyga and Rob Kardashian.

Earlier this month, Chyna and Rob found themselves in the middle of an ugly custody battle. Most people don’t have the energy for one messy battle, but since Chyna thrives on drama, she’s gotten into a second one with Tyga. Chyna dragged Tyga on Snapchat, alleging he doesn’t pay child support. Now TMZ is saying that Chyna is afraid her kids’ fathers are teaming up to take her down. Don’t take it personally, Chyna – I’m sure they’re just taking orders from Pimp Mama Kris.

Sources tell TMZ that Tyga and Rob became close after Rob and Chyna’s relationship imploded. She now believes they’re ganging up and spreading lies about her. One such lie she heard was from Tyga. Sources say he was allegedly blabbing to his friends that Chyna called him recently and wanted to get back together.

TMZ says Chyna flipped out because that statement is about as real as her ass. She and Tyga rarely talk, and the only reason she called him was to demand he pay the nannies for their son, King. Tyga apparently misinterpreted the phone call and thought she wanted to talk about more than nannies (wink wink). Oh please, Tyga – YOU WISH. Literally the only reason anyone would call Tyga is to ask where their money is.

Here’s Tyga looking like a colorblind child who got dressed all by themselves while out shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday with Scott Disick.

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

In The Least Surprising News Of The Day, Tyga Still Owes Money On A Car

November 28, 2016 / Posted by:

This fucking guy. Just last week we brought you news that perennial broke-ass chump Tyga finally made headlines for paying a bill. But even that story was cushioned by a sweet new birthday lawsuit and now it appears we finally know what that is. via TMZ:

A guy named Alex Benedict is going after the rapper for failing to make his lease payments on a red ‘rrari 488. In the docs, Benedict claims they agreed to a deal back in May but Tyga didn’t pony up so he had the car repo’d TWICE. … Benedict is suing to get at least $150k in damages.

No offense to Alex Benedict, but he sounds like a sucker of the highest degree if he was able to get burnt ~twice~ by Tyga. I’m sure he was thinking he’d be able to get some of that verdant Kardashian green when Tyga inevitably stopped making payments, but so far that hasn’t worked out.

As we’ve seen time and time and time again, Tyga has a serious issue with chasing cars he cannot afford. He leases them, stops paying, gets dragged into court, and the whole thing begins again six months later. I’m not sure why every car dealership in the greater Los Angeles region hasn’t pasted his picture above a NOT NOW, NOT NEVER sign, but weed is basically legal there, so here we are.

All I can think is that for once I’m a little bummed that Tyga is one of those doesn’t-actually-rap-all-that-often rappers. He put out a mix tape earlier this year, so I’m crossing my fingers that soon he’ll be in a beef with someone and we’ll get to see some amazing third-degree burns from more accomplished artists. Not that it would be hard; his situation is so pathetic he’d get taken out by Teen Witch.

Pic: Instagram

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Tyga Paid Off His Unpaid Jewelry Bill, Then Got Served With Another Lawsuit

November 25, 2016 / Posted by:

What a birthday for Tyga! Seen above exiting a jewelry store last week while carrying a purse and humming “La la la la, wait ’til I get my money right,” Tyga is back at it with the shady-ass financials. Remember back in August when jeweler Jason of Beverly Hills demanded that Tyga pay up the $200,000 he owed on some tacky chains? Well TMZ is reporting that up is down, left is right, and Tyga has paid the full balance he owed with his own money, and not a dime came from his teenage girlfriend/landlady/sugar mama Kylie Jenner.

We’re told Tyga recently forked over $100k, plus some interest, to celeb jeweler Jason of Beverly Hills. This represents the full balance owed after Jason won a judgment against him … as we’ve reported, Tyga’s using his cash, not Kylie’s, to settle the bill. It’s a huge relief for Kylie, since Jason’s lawyers planned to make her reveal her financial info as part of their debtor’s exam on Tyga. Best part of this gift to Kylie? It can’t be repossessed.

But just as Tyga was riding high on the crest of a paid debt and some birthday boobs, he got served with papers.

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