No, not Khloe Kardashian. Wouldn’t that be a nauseating twist in the Kardashian Koven Khronicle? Another one. TMZ reports that Kylie Jenner’s ex-boyfriend Tyga was once married to Jordan Craig, who shares a child with Khloe’s cheating ex Tristan Thompson. Please keep in mind that Tyga also has a kid with Rob Kardashian’s ex Blac Chyna. These people need a new goddamn dating pool. One of their kids is going to be born with an extra eye or limb or something.
Washington state is inches away from passing a bill that will end clock changes and make it Pacific Daylight Time year-round. Sloth-like humans are saying HELL YES to the change, with only a few sadists in the state House voting to continue the evil tradition of rising in pitch blackness in the bowels of winter with a Vote of 89 to 7. Regardless of this potential bucking of the system and upset of the status quo, the world is still spinning, the birds are still chirping, and Chris Brown is still being an asshole. In other words, nothing has changed. There’s a new tale of Chris Brown assholery today, this time against the Scottish band Chvrches, who publicly stated their disappointment in DJ/Producer Marshmello for working with Chris and Tyga on an upcoming project.
TMZ is reporting that Amber Rose has a new man. During her 4th annual SlutWalk in L.A. over the weekend, she was spotted kissing the Vice President of A&R at Def Jam Records, Alexander “AE” Edwards. Apparently the two have been dating for a couple of weeks now, after Amber dumped her NBA player ex, Monte Morris. Ooh, a Vice President? No more dating these rappers or ball players, it’s time to date their boss! Level up, girl!
Obviously nothing can ever top the legendary sequinned charisma of Lil’ Kim’s purple nipple cover at the 1999 MTV VMA’s, but that’s not nearly a good enough excuse for people not to try. An iconic look is like rolling dice; you might wear something that ends up in one of those Best Looks of ALL TIME galleries for the rest of the internet’s existence, or you might be just wearing clothing. Cardi B could have shocked eyes by showing up in big hair, a dramatic cape, and no pants, but – yawn – been there, done that. Instead, Cardi B made her first red carpet appearance since giving birth last month in a purple gown by Nicolas Jebran and a pussycat wig. Cardi is giving me eccentric Beverly Hills housewife at a charity gala trying to steal the spotlight from her rival Bitsy Saint Claire. Wait a second – rich, attention-getting, short dark hair, daughter’s name spelled with an unnecessary K? Kris Jenner must be so flattered right now.
It might have seemed as though everyone went to Coachella with one purpose in mind, which of course was to watch Beyoncé throw the planet (or at least Southern California) off its axis with her spectacular. But apparently there were some people who didn’t have their eyes glued to Beyoncé’s stage the whole time, because they were too busy making eyes at each other. And those people were Iggy Azalea and Tyga.
If you can believe it, the fact that Blac Chyna’s 5-year-old is being listed as a defendant in a lawsuit isn’t even the most random, weird part about this story. According to TMZ, Tyga is currently the recipient of a lawsuit recently filed by Simon Cowell’s one-time fiancé Mezhgan Hussainy. Mezhgan, a makeup artist, owns a home in Beverly Hills. She rented the home to Tyga in March 2017. Everyone knows you don’t rent a house to the Prince of Payment Delinquency.
According to the lawsuit, Tyga paid rent – $40,000 a month – until January, at which point he just stopped paying. Mezhgan is suing to have Tyga evicted, and to get the $120,000 in back rent he owes her. As for Tyga’s son King Cairo Stevenson, he’s listed as a defendant because – wait for it – HIS NAME IS ON THE LEASE. That’s right, Tyga rented a $40,000-a-month mansion with a child.
Poor King Cairo is going to be dealing with FICO Scores before he loses his first baby tooth. But while it may seem totally insane for an adult man like Tyga to throw his kid’s name on the lease, I get why he did it: as a financial safety net. Let’s face it, King probably has more coins in his piggy bank than Tyga has in his wallet.