It might have seemed as though everyone went to Coachella with one purpose in mind, which of course was to watch Beyoncé throw the planet (or at least Southern California) off its axis with her spectacular. But apparently there were some people who didn’t have their eyes glued to Beyoncé’s stage the whole time, because they were too busy making eyes at each other. And those people were Iggy Azalea and Tyga.
If you can believe it, the fact that Blac Chyna’s 5-year-old is being listed as a defendant in a lawsuit isn’t even the most random, weird part about this story. According to TMZ, Tyga is currently the recipient of a lawsuit recently filed by Simon Cowell’s one-time fiancé Mezhgan Hussainy. Mezhgan, a makeup artist, owns a home in Beverly Hills. She rented the home to Tyga in March 2017. Everyone knows you don’t rent a house to the Prince of Payment Delinquency.
According to the lawsuit, Tyga paid rent – $40,000 a month – until January, at which point he just stopped paying. Mezhgan is suing to have Tyga evicted, and to get the $120,000 in back rent he owes her. As for Tyga’s son King Cairo Stevenson, he’s listed as a defendant because – wait for it – HIS NAME IS ON THE LEASE. That’s right, Tyga rented a $40,000-a-month mansion with a child.
Poor King Cairo is going to be dealing with FICO Scores before he loses his first baby tooth. But while it may seem totally insane for an adult man like Tyga to throw his kid’s name on the lease, I get why he did it: as a financial safety net. Let’s face it, King probably has more coins in his piggy bank than Tyga has in his wallet.
The gossip maelstrom over last night’s report that kosmetics kween Kylie Jenner is allegedly carrying boyfriend Travis Scott’s baby has everybody in a tizzy. In addition to demonstrating how the Earth needs a life, it’s possibly causing her ex, living-beyond-his-means rapper Tyga, no end of sadness. Tyga got used to living in the silicone-d lap of luxury, what with the Karjenners enabling him to flip off his arch-enemy the repo man on the regular. Since Kylie dumped him, Tyga probably has to actually pay some car notes and start parking his rides at his mom’s house so they don’t get snatched back. He’s playing it cool though and making paternity “jokes” on Snapchat. You know he’s already tailgating at her house with an at-home paternity test in hand ready to hurl it at her car when it comes out of the gate. Continue reading
Tokyo Toni, the Don Quixote of the Pacific, is tilting at windmills once again. Last week, Blac Chyna’s mom showed us what real class looks like by posting an eloquently phrased and unimpeachable reprimand directed at Caitlyn Jenner in defense of her daughter. Today, our heroine Tokyo has stood up on her high ass (you know this woman can’t be trusted with a horse, she’d steal that bitch’s ponytail!) yet again to defend Chyna against ex-fiancée Tyga, who went on Power 105.1’s The Breakfast Club radio show and dared to say a few nice words about her.
Kylie Jenner and Tyga, the Love Story for the Snapchat generation, have been over for a couple of weeks now. But don’t weep for what was lost. Both Kylie and Tyga have moved on. Tyga has a Kylie klone who denies she’s with him (I don’t blame her), and 19-year-old Kylie is maybe with 24-year-old rapper and one-time Rihanna piece Travis Scott. Rebounding again from Tyga with another older rapper? I see Kylie’s contribution to Earth Day was to do more recycling.
Kris Jenner is the patron saint of bad mothers. She is so bad, that Dina Lohan probably lets out a wet burp while watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians before turning to her kids and yelling “At least I ain’t that bitch!”.
Now the rest of the world is finally ready to chuck Pimp Mama Kris and her stable of famewhores into the nearest dumpster next to the used condoms where they belong, because ratings for the show have been rapidly declining. It also doesn’t help that the romance between her son, Rob Kardashian, and the always elegant former Twerk Consultant, Blac Chyna, is on life support. What’s a pimp to do? Well, she’s decided to toss a couple dollars at Blac Chyna to make her stay with Rob! And since Chyna is used to having money thrown at her, it’s a totally acceptable and reasonable proposition.