While promoting her upcoming album Witness earlier this month, Katy Perry strongly implied there would be no bitchy follow-up to Taylor Swift’s Katy Perry-hating song Bad Blood. It was almost as if Katy had matured out of their tired middle school fight. Hahahaha, how silly and naive we all were! But of course Katy still wants to scratch at Taylor.
Not that I’m hating on Andy Cohen’s shit-stirring antics, because they do give me something to post about. So shit-stir on, you shady bitch.
This past election was such a horrifying shit show (not that the current state of crap is any better) that it destroyed lives, ruined relationships and caused gingers to turn against each other. Mega example: The Queen of the Bernie Bros., Susan Sarandon, and Ride Or Die For Hillary team leader, Debra Messing. Their Twitter feud all started before Hillary Clinton won the Democratic nomination. Susan said that if the presidential showdown came down to Trump and Clinton, some Bernie Bros. would not be able to vote for Clinton. Also, while perched on her rich lady throne, Susan said that Trump’s win could bring on the revolution. Debra dragged Susan for that and it was on. One month after Susan and Debra’s Twitter fight royale, Susan was on Watch What Happens Live where she said that Debra needed a hobby. Susan was on Watch What Happens Live again on Monday and Andy Cohen brought out a microwave-safe dish to reheat the ginger beef between her and Debra.
The picture you see above was taken several years ago. I’m pointing this out, because after what happened between Kid Cudi, Kanye West, and Drake on Twitter last night has probably killed any chance that Kid Cudi will ever be on the same stage as a smiling Kanye West ever again. Although I feel like neither of them are dabbing at tears with their hankies over that thought.
Just when this whole Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne breaking up ESCANDALO was dying down and the media was moving on, Kelly Osbourne has stepped onto the stage and has kept it alive by dousing it with gallons of pure liquid foolery. If this entire thing really is a shameless stunt to promote The Talk and Black Sabbath’s tour, then Sharon Osbourne should give Kelly a huge bonus, because she sicced her followers on her dad’s supposed ex-side ho and has screamed “ELDER ABUSE!”
It feels like as soon as 2016 was born on January 1st at 12:01am, it dropped massive amounts of acid and has kept dropping massive amounts of acid, because bitch has taken us for a wild trip and the year isn’t even halfway over yet. Recently, 2016 gave us a bizarre Twitter fight about Hillary Clinton between grown person Debra Messing and fellow grown person Susan Sarandon (and Debra MESSing is still at it). Well, 2016 has once again gone over to the box marked “Random As Fuck Feuds” and randomly pulled out two names: Azealia Banks and Sarah Palin. The way that this year has been going, I fully expect to hear about a back alley knife fight between Emmanuel Lewis and Carrot Top before 2017 begins.
As many of you know, the Queen of the Bernie Bros, Susan Sarandon, caused some “Oh Here Go Hell Come” shit the other day when she said in an interview on All In With Chris Hayes that if it came down to Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton, some of Bernie Sanders’ supporters just wouldn’t be able to bring themselves to vote for Hillary. She wouldn’t say if she’d join those Bernie supporters who’d never vote for Hillary Clinton. Susan Sarandon also spilled this about Donald Trump, “Well, you know, some people feel Donald Trump will bring the revolution immediately. If he gets in, then things will really explode.” Some twisted Susan Sarandon’s words into: Susan Sarandon Will Vote For Dog Butt Zit Donald Trump If Bernie Sanders Doesn’t Get The Nom!
Many slapped at Susan Sarandon. Jamie Lee Curtis shook her head at her on Twitter, and so did Debra Messing. But Debra Messing didn’t only shake her head at Susan Sarandon. Grace Adler also Crisco’d up her face, took off her earrings, put razors in her hair, told Karen Walker to hold her purse and dipped her fists in glue and shards of glass. Debra Messing went on and on and on and on and on… and as of this morning, she’s still going.