Tupac Shakur Is Alive And Living In Malaysia, According to Suge Knight Jr.

Yahoo evidently thought we needed further crazy to witness post-Lohan trying to kidnap children last weekend. Enter Suge Knight Jr. Junior has been doing some investigative reporting and this week revealed his startling findings on Instagram. More than 5 insta posts on a topic makes it a docudrama, and you can call this one “Tupac Shakur is Alive and Well and Living in Malaysia.”

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Tupac’s Love Letter To Madonna Will Be Sold At Auction

As we know, Tupac Shakur and Madonna had a brief thing in the 90s, and he ended it because she’s white. Tupac wrote it all in a letter to her in 1995, a year before he was murdered. Well, that letter, and a few other personal items from Madge’s life were going to be auctioned. She tried to stop that auction, but a judge has struck down her motion, because nothing is sacred.  Continue reading

The Gun That Killed Tupac Is Missing

The 1996 murder of iconic rap artist Tupac Shakur has never been officially solved. It’s probably going to be a lot harder to now that the murder weapon is missing, according to TMZ. You can barely get away with committing a crime in our surveillance and scary science culture, so that gun is probably key. For the DNA! Hell, the one time I forgot to bring doggie bags out with me and had to leave his results out there, an angry neighbor woman tracked us down by our DNA! Continue reading