UsWeekly is reporting that Khloé Kardashian is looking into getting pregnant again with Tristan Thompson. Because when a guy cheats on you when you’re pregnant, after you give birth, says he feels “trapped” being with you and doesn’t even bother living with you full-time, the answer to all your problems is having another baby with….. the man who got the Koven even more attention by being a mess? Okay wait, it all makes sense now. Publicity baby!
Khloé Kardashian has been lucky these last few weeks. By that I mean, we haven’t really had any news about her man Tristan Thompson, cheating on her or feeling trapped in their relationship since, like, July. That’s two whole months! Congrats! But that long streak is over.
Us Weekly is reporting that Tristan Thompson is probably cheating on Khloé again.
People reports that prior to finding out she was pregnant with a girl, Khloe Kardashian really wanted a son. Oh Khloe, I know that you want a man who will never leave you, but children grow up so… Continue reading
What a coincidence! Who knew that while Lamar Odom was stuck in the middle of a Hooters shoot-out thinking “Shit, get me out of here,” Tristan Thompson was likely rolling over in bed, looking at Khloé Kardashian, and thinking the same thing. According to UsWeekly, Tristan hates being cooped up in Calabasas with the mother of his daughter.
Tall drink of attention-seeking Khloé Kardashian and her slutty baby daddy Tristan Thompson were supposedly making a go of it despite Tristan regularly trolling for ass (and getting it) on Instagram. According to Us Weekly, that worked about as well as the placebos with which Pimp Mama Kris obviously switches out for son-in-law Kanye West’s real meds. The couple is supposedly “fighting constantly.” The Royal Wedding stole the attention from all of us, Khloé. You can power down on making sure everyone knows you’re still alive by using a voice filter to ring up the tabs with exclusives. Just give it another week and you and the rest of your nightmare family will be back on top of the “LOOK AT ME” pile.
The imposing-looking Kardashian looks to be hanging in there with Tristan Thompson aka the cheatin’ father of her 23-day-old baby True. Despite reports that Khloé Kardashian wasn’t even opening her flotation device lips to deign to speak words to her low down, dirty, Instagram ho-procurin’ boyfriend, the couple were spotted out for lunch together on Friday according to TMZ. Look, you can’t have “A Very Special Episode” of what I assume will be called True Life: Khloé and Tristan Sort Of Raise A Baby For Social Media Clicks without a reconciliation in the last ten minutes. Never let it be said that the satanic beings at E! don’t know how to give you a story arc.