Category: Tristan Thompson

Tristan Thompson Feels “Trapped” In His Relationship With Khloé Kardashian

July 25, 2018 / Posted by:

What a coincidence! Who knew that while Lamar Odom was stuck in the middle of a Hooters shoot-out thinking “Shit, get me out of here,” Tristan Thompson was likely rolling over in bed, looking at Khloé Kardashian, and thinking the same thing. According to UsWeekly, Tristan hates being cooped up in Calabasas with the mother of his daughter.

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Khloé Kardashian And Tristan Thompson Aren’t Getting Along

May 26, 2018 / Posted by:

Tall drink of attention-seeking Khloé Kardashian and her slutty baby daddy Tristan Thompson were supposedly making a go of it despite Tristan regularly trolling for ass (and getting it) on Instagram. According to Us Weekly, that worked about as well as the placebos with which Pimp Mama Kris obviously switches out for son-in-law Kanye West’s real meds. The couple is supposedly “fighting constantly.” The Royal Wedding stole the attention from all of us, Khloé. You can power down on making sure everyone knows you’re still alive by using a voice filter to ring up the tabs with exclusives. Just give it another week and you and the rest of your nightmare family will be back on top of the “LOOK AT ME” pile.

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Khloé Kardashian And Tristan Thompson Are Staying Together

May 5, 2018 / Posted by:

The imposing-looking Kardashian looks to be hanging in there with Tristan Thompson aka the cheatin’ father of her 23-day-old baby True. Despite reports that Khloé Kardashian wasn’t even opening her flotation device lips to deign to speak words to her low down, dirty, Instagram ho-procurin’ boyfriend, the couple were spotted out for lunch together on Friday according to TMZ. Look, you can’t have “A Very Special Episode” of what I assume will be called True Life: Khloé and Tristan Sort Of Raise A Baby For Social Media Clicks without a reconciliation in the last ten minutes. Never let it be said that the satanic beings at E! don’t know how to give you a story arc.

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Tristan Thompson Reportedly Shopped For Potential Side-Pieces On Instagram

April 23, 2018 / Posted by:

When Tristan Thompson got caught cheating on Khloé Kardashian two weeks ago, the other woman in question was reportedly an Instagram model. That shouldn’t come as a surprise. A source tells UsWeekly that when Tristan wanted to engage in extracurricular hook-ups, he employed the age-old sleazeball method of sliding into DMs. And what kind of girls is he going for? Let’s just say it’s not an accident he ended up with a Kardashian with a stress ball ass.

“Tristan slides into girls’ DMs,” a source tells Us. “He messages girls that way, on Instagram, and then meets up with them. He likes exotic or non-American-looking girls with big butts.”

After Tristan’s dirty dog antics were revealed, one source claimed that Khloé was willing to forgive him because the women were just “stupid groupies.” Except now we know that there’s a chance they weren’t just evil tramps waiting outside the locker room after the game. Tristan was the one doing the courting. How very polite and Canadian of him, approaching those women and asking them if they’d accompany him on a date. I wonder if he also included a rose emoji with his eggplant?

So not only did he get caught cheating, he also allegedly cheated using the Kardashian family’s favorite attention-whoring platform. But does it even matter? According to UsWeekly, Tristan is “incredibly remorseful,” and Khloé might drop her guard and invite him back into her life, because she loves him “unconditionally.” There should be one condition: that Tristan trades in his iPhone for an old Nokia 3310. If Tristan really wants to get laid on the sly, he’s got to put in the work with 20 minutes of annoyingly slow T9 texting first.

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Tristan Thompson And Khloé Kardashian Aren’t Living Together Right Now

April 19, 2018 / Posted by:

When last we checked in on the situation between Khloé Kardashian and Tristan Thompson, the cheating father of her week-old daughter True, sources said that any united front was a lie and they weren’t even on speaking terms. There might be a good reason for why they can’t muster a chilly “Good morning” to each other at the breakfast table. According to People, they’re not living in the same house.

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