When the news broke that Kylie Jenner had reportedly seen the two blue lines on her at-home pregnancy test, sources claimed that she’s four months pregnant with a girl. TMZ has thrown a juicy wrench into things by saying that Kylie is having a baby girl, but that she’s actually closer to five months pregnant. Kylie has been seeing her alleged baby daddy Travis Scott for about five months. It sounds like Kylie and Travis didn’t have to try very hard or for very long to make that baby.
There’s online speculation that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s mystery baby surrogate is none other than her little half-sister Kylie Jenner. Why doesn’t the Koven just skip these formalities and just merge together into a giant disgusting ball of taupe plastic and bake in the sun by one of their pools in Calabasas? They can set up some sort of webcam so the “fans” can check in on the Karjenner Ball now and then. Don’t hate me, I also nauseated myself with that one. Continue reading
The gossip maelstrom over last night’s report that kosmetics kween Kylie Jenner is allegedly carrying boyfriend Travis Scott’s baby has everybody in a tizzy. In addition to demonstrating how the Earth needs a life, it’s possibly causing her ex, living-beyond-his-means rapper Tyga, no end of sadness. Tyga got used to living in the silicone-d lap of luxury, what with the Karjenners enabling him to flip off his arch-enemy the repo man on the regular. Since Kylie dumped him, Tyga probably has to actually pay some car notes and start parking his rides at his mom’s house so they don’t get snatched back. He’s playing it cool though and making paternity “jokes” on Snapchat. You know he’s already tailgating at her house with an at-home paternity test in hand ready to hurl it at her car when it comes out of the gate. Continue reading
Do you hear that? That sad little whimpering noise? It’s the sound of Tyga weeping softly and dabbing at his tears with a variety of repossession notices and PAST DUE bills. For it appears another rapper has done what he didn’t do, which is set his bank accounts up for life (or at least 18 years) by knocking up millionaire makeup mogul Kylie Jenner.
Kylie Jenner and Tyga, the Love Story for the Snapchat generation, have been over for a couple of weeks now. But don’t weep for what was lost. Both Kylie and Tyga have moved on. Tyga has a Kylie klone who denies she’s with him (I don’t blame her), and 19-year-old Kylie is maybe with 24-year-old rapper and one-time Rihanna piece Travis Scott. Rebounding again from Tyga with another older rapper? I see Kylie’s contribution to Earth Day was to do more recycling.