Category: Trash
Virginia Giuffre’s Legal Team Claims Prince Andrew Has Finally Been Served With Her Lawsuit Against Him, But His Team Denies It
Nobody asked for a dark-sided, heave-inducing reboot of Are You Being Served? starring alleged child-touching royal Madball, Prince Andrew, but here we are.
While Nicki Minaj and her sex offender husband try to become dodgeball champions by reportedly dodging a lawsuit from his rape victim, Prince Andrew has been giving them some competition. Virginia Giuffre, one of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s victims, sued Andrew last month in New York, claiming that he repeatedly sexually abused her at Epstein and Ghislaine’s lairs when she was 17 years old. Andrew has burped out a river of denials, including the laughable claim that he hasn’t even met Virginia, even though there’s photographic proof that he has (but he claims the pic was Photoshopped). Process servers have been trying to serve Virginia’s lawsuit to THE QUEEN’s favorite but he’s been avoiding them the same way your eyes avoid landing on a picture of his face. Yesterday, Virginia Giuffre’s legal team claimed that Prince Andrew has been successfully served with the lawsuit, but of course, his team denies it.
Evan Rachel Wood Flips Off Marilyn Manson After He Made An Appearance At Kanye West’s Listening Event
The rollout for the release of Kanye West’s tenth studio album Donda was messier and longer than the diarrhea stream a Kardashian lets out after her bi-weekly CoolSculpting session. But I guess all those eye roll-worthy stunts that Kanye pulled paid off because Donda set new records on Apple Music including hitting #1 in 152 countries and racking up 60 million streams in the U.S. in 24 hours. Well, it’s totally safe to say that zero of those streams came from Evan Rachel Wood who gave a concise review of Kanye putting a spotlight on her alleged abuser, Marilyn Manson. It’s also safe to say that a huge chunk of those streams came from Soulja Boy listening to the album over and over again to make sure that Kanye really cut him from it. And at least one stream came from Kim Kardashian who listened to it with the volume all the way down. “Us too,” said everyone.
Prince Andrew Is Hiding Out At Royal Lodge To Avoid Getting Served With Virginia Giuffre’s Rape Lawsuit
It’s been three weeks since Virginia Giuffre slapped Prince Andrew with a lawsuit for sexually abusing her in 2001 when she was 17 years old. But The Sun says that Virginia’s lawsuit has yet to touch Prince Andrew’s slimy paws since he’s been playing a shady game of dodgeball with the process servers and has been winning so far. Andrew is holed up in Royal Lodge at Windsor and won’t even think of placing one toe outside of his mansion in fear that a process server will pop out of the bushes and serve him. If only Andrew was as good at avoiding sexually abusing underage girls as he is at avoiding lawsuits, he wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place.
Because Of Course, Bill Cosby Is Planning To Do A Comedy Tour, A Docuseries, And A Book
Bill Cosby just got out of prison because of a technicality and will no longer face punishment for allegedly drugging and raping Andrea Constand and dozens upon dozens of other women over the course of his long career and life. Even though the Pennsylvania Supreme Court overturned his conviction, most people should understand that he literally admitted to getting quaaludes to use on women sexually. But there are still people who actually support him. Well, those people are in luck because TMZ says that Cosby has a docuseries coming and is reportedly trying to put together a comedy tour.
Kevin Spacey Has Booked A Role In A Movie About An Accused Pedophile
Oh yes, cancel culture is definitely a thing that exists. Because look, Kevin Spacey will work again. Even though Kevin Spacey has been hit with several sexual assault allegations and lawsuits, he was just cast in a movie. Those lawsuits include one from Anthony Rapp, who is suing Kevin Spacey for allegedly assaulting him at a party in the late-80s when Anthony was just 14 years old and Kevin was 26. And now after those allegations and more, Kevin has seemingly stepped back into acting by joining a movie about *checks notes* an accused pedophile. Welp… I mean… I guess, play what you know.
Danny Masterson Will Stand Trial For 3 Counts Of Rape
If your arm muscles are feeling a little extra swole today, then I’m guessing that you printed out that smug-dripping selfie of Danny Masterson and his wife of 9 years Bijou Phillips putting on gross smiles before his rape trial and slapped it on a punching bag before going at it. Because that selfie belongs in the Punchable Hall of Fame. But honestly, I’d much rather see the face that Danny made when he found out that his rape case is going to trial and wondered how Little Lord David Miscavige is going to get him out of this one.