Category: Trash

The NYPD Is Investigating Mario Batali For Sexual Assault 

May 21, 2018 / Posted by:

I’ve always said that you can never trust a grown bitch who wears the devil’s hooves known as CROCS out in public. And look at what we have here.

Last year, the slimy brother of Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons stepped away from his show The Chew and his restaurants after several women accused him of not being able to keep his greasy paws to himself. Some of those allegations (and more) found their way to the NYPD and now an investigation has started. Um, Mario Batali should’ve been eating cardboard and toilet sauce pizza on Death Row years ago for murdering retinas with those hideous CROCS, but better late than never I guess…

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R. Kelly Allegedly “Trained” A 14 Year Old Girl To Be His “Pet”

March 29, 2018 / Posted by:

Back in July, Kitty Jones, an ex-girlfriend of R. Kelly‘s, spoke to press about life at the Kelly compound. Kitty Jones spoke in support of the story of the young woman whose parents believed she was being held against her will but who later released a statement that looked more like a hostage video saying she was fine. Chile, I beg to differ. Nothing about this situation is fine.

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Open Post: Hosted By Charlie The Guilty Pooch

March 27, 2018 / Posted by:

Dogs, like the neighborhood gossip (aka anyone who writes for DListed), get into everything. If you have a puppy, you should just expect to come home one day to find half your dry cleaning eaten and a few chomps out of the nice Ethan Allen loveseat you found at Goodwill. Now meet Charlie (seen above). This pup’s owner, Axios editor Bubba Atkinson, tossed up a video of Charlie rounding the wine fridge with the same guilty look most of us have when our significant other catches us walking back with a glass of 10AM rosé. Ok, fine fine fine…our second glass of 10AM rosé. Continue reading

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Great, Now We’re Hearing Stories About How Donald Trump Jr. Boned Aubrey O’Day For Months

March 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Our stomachs aren’t going to make it through this year… First, many prepared to wet heave up their insides after it was wrongly reported that Stormy Daniels’ lawyer claimed they’ve got pictures of Donald Trump’s chipotle-dipped dick. And now we’re hearing that another living human actually said, “Ok!”, to doing Donald Trump Jr. The night that Jabba the Trump became the Overlord of the United States, overused bronzer puff Aubrey O’Day re-tweeted anti-Trump tweets, and when someone tweeted at her, “really? But you was on trump show!!! Why are you mad that the checks stopped coming!“, she dropped this dramatic foreboding nugget:

“No. my story I didn’t tell is worth millions now 😉 …this doesn’t hurt me, it hurts America.”

Many figured that she had a story involving Trump’s pussy grabbin’ claws of doom, but the story is that Aubrey rubbed her bare parts all over Don Jr’s no-neck area while his wife Vanessa Trump was pregnant with their third child. Picturing Don Jr. slamming his naked carcass against Aubrey O’Day is causing my already-tortured eyes to burn. Do-do you got a first aid kit handy? But really, a member of Danity Kane being a part of an ESCANDALO with a Trump in this day and age? Welcome to 2018.

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Several Women Have Accused Ben Vereen Of Sexually Assaulting Them In 2015, And He Doesn’t Deny It

January 5, 2018 / Posted by:

Children of the 80s, be prepared, because this story will ruin Uncle Phillip from Webster for you. And your eyes may be giving you the truth if you read his hat as, “sexual enforcer.

In 2015, Tony winner Ben Vereen directed a community theater production of Hair (he was in the original Broadway production) at the Venice Theater in Venice, FL, and several of the female cast members say that he took the show’s theme of free love to horrific and illegal levels of NO. Now it makes sense as to why The Leading Player from Pippin supported Bill Cosby and wondered, “Aren’t there more important things to talk about in this world?” I bet ole’ Ben is wishing we’d go back to talking about Cosby instead of him.

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Justice 4 Ann Curry: Matt Lauer Got Fired By NBC For Sexual Harassment 

November 29, 2017 / Posted by:

When the Fall of Pervs 2017 started to hit the world of TV news and Ryan Seacrest was accused (sort of) and Charlie Rose went down, I waited and waited for the creepy perv curtain to be lifted off of bald pillar of potent smug Matt Lauer. Well, that day has come… and you probably didn’t read anything beyond “was accused” because your vision was blurred by the tears you let out while laugh crying over me saying that sneaky garden gnome Ryan Seacrest is in the world of TV news.

But anyway, NBC News announced today that after getting a detailed sexual harassment complaint from an employee on Monday night, they have fired the seemingly untouchable don of morning TV. Meanwhile, employees at Good Morning America are making a mental note to keep the receipt for the holiday gifts they bought for George Stephanopoulos and Michael Strahan.

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