Category: Track Palin

Halle Berry Took A Swipe At Her Distant Relative, Sarah Palin

March 8, 2020 / Posted by:

And now for something completely different…

I was today years old when I found out that Oscar-winning beauty Halle Berry is related to Sarah Palin. Now, that’s on me because apparently Halle went public with this gross factoid back in 2012––how that story didn’t make a louder toilet splash is beyond me. If you hadn’t heard about this, I’m sorry to be breaking it to you this way. But there is a little poetic justice that goes along with this, albeit 8 years later.

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Track Palin Is Getting A Year Of Custody For Assaulting A Woman

October 4, 2018 / Posted by:

Track Palin, which is somehow the name of an actual Sarah Palin offspring and not just some Brooklyn DJ trying to be ironic (and also pictured above with sister Willow Palin), hasn’t exactly been the Tea Party’s most upstanding citizen. Track assaulted his then-girlfriend in 2016, and he also later beat up his dad. His mom has blamed it all on PTSD from serving in Iraq, and she’ll probably still defend his ass since it still isn’t as bad as voting for Hillary Clinton (in her mind anyway). Track got arrested again a few days ago for hitting a woman in the head at her own home. The cops came, and he tried to resist arrest…but they finally got his ass in the slammer. Well, the law is coming down on Track by placing him under custody for a year.

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Sarah Palin’s Son Track Got Arrested Again

October 1, 2018 / Posted by:

TMZ reports that Sarah Palin’s 29-year-old Track Palin is on-track (I had to) to officially become the worst Palin. On Friday night, Alaska State Troopers responded to a report of a disturbance at Track’s home in Wasilla. Track allegedly got violent with a woman at the residence, although it’s not known who the woman is or what her relation to Track is. The Alaska Department of Public Safety (whose motto should simply be: Stay Safe – Stay Away from the Palins) would only describe the woman as an acquaintance.

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Here’s More Details About Track Palin’s Arrest, And Yes It Was A Mess 

December 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Yesterday, Mieka brought us the news that one of the former First Sons of Alaska, 28-year-old Track Palin, was arrested on domestic violence charges on Saturday. At the time we only knew that Track’s latest act of violent foolery involved his dad Todd Palin (seen above with Mama Grizzly in 2010). Now we know that the incident did involve Todd, specifically Todd getting his head repeatedly bashed in by his son’s fist. TLC is probably slapping themselves in the face for canceling Sarah Palin’s show way too early and losing out on sad and messy family situations like this one.

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