Category: Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling And Benihana Settled Up

September 30, 2017 / Posted by:

The arid wasteland that is desperate housewife Tori Spelling’s checking account looks to have received a blessed shower of money. Tori has reportedly settled her lawsuit against grilled deliciousness chain Benihana out of court. Every employee of the L.A. branch of the IRS turned their heads in Tori’s direction in perfect velociraptor synchronicity after reading TMZ’s report that she’s most likely getting a check for something. At least one that wasn’t signed “Candy Spelling, Disappointed Mom” They shouldn’t get too excited. Most of that money is going to keep that mini-mall plastic surgeon she uses on retainer and the rest is earmarked for diapers for the many children that they probably can’t afford. Continue reading

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Dean McDemott Might Be Going To Jail

September 3, 2017 / Posted by:

Writing a Dean McDermott post feels like sacrilege. The Deaner posts belong to my glorious co-worker Allison! Allison probably knows the Deaner better than Tori Spelling does (I’m not sure she’ll be happy reading that). Anyway, I’ll give it my best.

One of the few negatives about Canada is in hock with his ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace for over a hundred grand in back child support for their 18-year-old son Jack, unpaid alimony, and legal fees. Meanwhile, Dean and wife Tori “Donna Martin graduates!” Spelling are enjoying Candy Spelling-thrown $40,000 baby showers and taking luxurious family vacations to Mexican beach resorts according to Tori’s Instagram feed. (Vacations from what? Debt?). He avoided a jail term in March by agreeing to pay small installments to Mary Jo on a monthly basis. Page Six reports that Dean has missed multiple payments Uh oh. Well, Mary Jo is taking Dean back to court and there’s a good chance he could end up in jail this time.

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Tori Spelling Threw Her Daughter A Birthday Party Complete With A Unicorn

July 5, 2017 / Posted by:

About a month ago, a California judge granted a $220,000 default judgement issued by City National Bank against Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott. This was the most recent of many serious moves from people looking for their money. Any normal person might think that’s a sign to stop spending a lot of money. Not Tori and The Deaner! They decided to double-down on the terrible financial decisions by throwing their 9-year-old daughter Stella a lavish unicorn-themed birthday party on Saturday.

E! News says that Tori hooked Stella up with a huge cake, piñatas, face painting, and a unicorn. A freaking fake unicorn. That must have blown The Deaner’s mind; all this time he thought unicorns were as real as his career, and then that thing comes prancing in.

People says that Tori’s brother Randy Spelling and Jennie Garth were at the party, as well as her mom Candy Spelling.

We don’t know how much it cost to throw a party with a unicorn. But I can guess it was expensive. Only a few months ago, they had a $40,000 baby shower for their fifth kid. Tori should be on a budget, and she could have done this party for cheap. Just find a white dog and tie a gold-painted paper towel roll to its head. There, instant unicorn! And if you need a little extra festive flavor, hit up a Starbucks dumpster to look for half-drank Unicorn Frapps.

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