At the end of last year, Tori Spelling became the best Santa Claus working the stroll when she blessed everyone with the gift of a possible Beverly Hills 90210 reboot featuring some of the original cast members. Unfortunately, Tori jumped the gun a bit when she started spending money she knew she didn’t have, probably thinking to herself “A bitch can use credit for now because I’m about to be rich again!” Keep spending baby, and have a quick shot of Andre from a plastic cup because the 90210 reboot is happening and soon you can make it rain once again!
I seriously believe Tori Spelling is addicted to being perpetually in debt because she grew up super rich and probably thinks her self-inflicted struggle connects her with the problems of regular people. Newsflash darling: regular people pay their bills to avoid being perpetually in debt so stop getting your information from old episodes of Roseanne and Good Times. Once again Tori is at the mercy of her own awful spending habits because she’s been ordered to repay $88,594.55to American Express.
Deadline is reporting that it’s once again time to feed a fed horse because there is yet another revival of a once-popular show coming back to television. But this is sort of a Groundhog Day of reboots because you’ve seen this rebooted once before.
E! News says that Tori Spelling was at something called UniCon, which sounds like the code name Tori and Dean McDermott use every time they try to con Grandma Candy out of some “university” money for the kids (but it’s actually The Unicorn Mom’s Convention), and told everyone she’s working with a life coach. Tori’s life coach is John Mellencamp’s daughter Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Tori hired Teddi a few months ago, and it sounds like Tori’s main focus is her post-baby weight.
Usually when we’re talking Tori Spelling and the subject of her kids, it’s typically a conversation about how she gets excited over the thought of seeing two lines on a pregnancy test. But sometimes we’re dealing with the mental image steam pouring out of Tori’s ears while she aggressively protects her children. This is that kind of story, and it involves an anrgy Tori coming to the defense of her four oldest kids after they were body shamed on Instagram.
It’s been a rough few months for old Tori Spelling. She’s had the police over to her house more times than Heather Locklear, but whereas Heather could pay for her own bail, Tori was always at risk of spending a night in the clanger. Well things aren’t really getting any better for Candy Spelling‘s least favorite child.
People is reporting that while staying at the Four Seasons, Tori and her family, husband Dean McDermott and children, Liam Aaron, Stella Doreen, Hattie Margaret, Finn Davey, and Beau Dean experienced a danger in the arcade room. Tori took to Instagram to slap at Four Seasons Hotel for allegedly stabbing her youngest son, Beau Dean, with nails! Nails in the arcade room? Jesus! Four Seasons treats children worse than ICE! Continue reading