Tori Spelling can run but she cannot hide. City National Bank has been coming after her for a while. The former (and now current again) Beverly Hills, 90210 mess has owed City National a shit ton of money for quite some time now. She was supposed to have paid off a loan she took out years ago, years ago, but Tori is as good with money as Dean McDermott is with staying faithful. Well, the California court system is ready to come down hard on ol’ girl, because they just issued a bench warrant for her arrest for not showing up to court.
Sure, some may say that Tori Spelling’s career is in the toilet along with her finances. The biggest gig she’s been cast in lately is a reboot for a show that people used to watch 20 years ago and was already rebooted for teenagers 10 years ago and is coming back again because those tricks who starred in the first one want another check. And it won’t even have thee Brenda Walsh! But those “some” must not know about her Instagram EMPIRE! Tori is the #ad queen on Instagram and will hawk absolutely anything, like muffins. And it’s muffins that have gotten her in trouble with outraged Instagram moms. But not the same kind of muffin that has gotten Dean McDermott in trouble in the past.
Late last year, news about yet another Beverly Hills, 90210 reboot/revival/whatever was burped up when Jennie Garth, Tori Spelling, Ian Ziering, Jason Priestley, and Brian Austin Green were papped getting coffee in between laughably pitching to networks. I say “laughably,” because I can only imagine how raw the vocal cords of network executives got as they laughed uncontrollably while Jennie and company seriously pitched a 90210 reboot without The Forever Queen of 90210 that is Brenda Walsh. 90210 without Brenda Walsh is like broccoli without mayonnaise. It’s boring, bland, and nobody wants it. And like broccoli with mayonnaise, if you don’t like Brenda Walsh, you obviously have no taste and don’t know what you’re talking about!
But I guess FOX needed a tax write-off, because they bought the 90210 reboot that will be 100% Brenda-less.
At the end of last year, Tori Spelling became the best Santa Claus working the stroll when she blessed everyone with the gift of a possible Beverly Hills 90210 reboot featuring some of the original cast members. Unfortunately, Tori jumped the gun a bit when she started spending money she knew she didn’t have, probably thinking to herself “A bitch can use credit for now because I’m about to be rich again!” Keep spending baby, and have a quick shot of Andre from a plastic cup because the 90210 reboot is happening and soon you can make it rain once again!
I seriously believe Tori Spelling is addicted to being perpetually in debt because she grew up super rich and probably thinks her self-inflicted struggle connects her with the problems of regular people. Newsflash darling: regular people pay their bills to avoid being perpetually in debt so stop getting your information from old episodes of Roseanne and Good Times. Once again Tori is at the mercy of her own awful spending habits because she’s been ordered to repay $88,594.55to American Express.
Deadline is reporting that it’s once again time to feed a fed horse because there is yet another revival of a once-popular show coming back to television. But this is sort of a Groundhog Day of reboots because you’ve seen this rebooted once before.