Category: #tooktotwitter
Rose McGowan Called Oprah A “Lizard” And Says She Got Stung By A Murder Hornet
Here it is, just a regular old Tuesday in America and Rose McGowan called Oprah Winfrey a lizard, and in a supposedly unrelated incident, got attacked by a murder hornet. Oprah, commander of beeeeeeeeeeeeeees, probably had nothing to do with Rose getting stung by a hornet because according to Rose, Oprah’s as fake as they come (I guess only Beyonce can control apian hordes). Rose tweeted one of the many old pictures of Oprah kicking it with Rose’s abuser Harvey Weinstein, accused her of “supporting a sick power structure for personal gain” and of “abandoning & destroying” Russell Simmons’ alleged victims of sexual assault. She did tag Oprah in her tweet, but the hornet thing happened the day before. The Mighty- O may be all-powerful in Hollywood, but she can’t time travel (as far as we know).
Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “He’s All That,” Which Jameela Jamil Thinks Looks Terrible
The original She’s All That wasn’t really all that to begin with so people had low expectations for He’s All That, the gender-swapped remake starring TikToker Addison Rae, going in. Well, the trailer is here, and let’s just say expectations were met! Exceeded even, considering that Addison’s best adult friend Kourtney Kardashian pops up out of nowhere. No wonder Jameela Jamil #TookToTwitter to proclaim — “This looks objectively Fucking terrible.” And she’s right. The “nerd” (Tanner Buchanan) Addison makes over doesn’t even wear glasses! I’m like, come on. How else are we supposed to know a transformation has occurred? Make! It! Make! Sense!
Sinead O’Connor Is Retiring From Recording And Touring
Sinead O’Connor is officially OVER. IT. After a week of telling more alleged horror stories about Prince, Sinead downed a few whiskey drinks and took to Twitter to announce that she is retiring from the music biz, including touring and recording. Her upcoming album No Veteran Dies Alone will be her final release. Sinead says at age 54 she’s “gotten older” and she’s tired of playing clubs with no toilets and pissin’ in alleys (fair). She assures fans it’s not sad news; it’s actually “staggeringly beautiful news,” and “a warrior knows when he or she should retreat.” Deep.
Sinead adds that all her 2020 shows that were Corona-postponed and rescheduled for 2022 will also be canceled. So that idyllic post-COVID world we all imagined… where we can go to an indoor Sinead O’Connor concert with all our friends and family? That dream is dead. Continue reading
Chrissy Teigen Is Back On Twitter After 22 Days Of Deafening Silence
Rejoice! Our long dark national nightmare is over. Chrissy Teigen is back on Twitter. If you logged on today and said “hey, I don’t know what it is but things just seem a little spicier in here today,” that’s Chrissy! After a grueling 22 days of nothing but overcooked gristly Twitter beef and bland unseasoned jive turkeys, here comes Chrissy back to squirt some sriracha on your oatmeal when you’re not looking! After dramatically quitting Twitter in a series of tweets last month (Hey, I don’t make the rules, read your bylaws. No user shall divest themselves of Twitter without prior written thread detailing Twitter’s failings and complaining about the toxic environment you yourself helped to foster— p. 4876540 sec 138.69), Chrissy, with 11.7 million followers still intact, rose like a phoenix from the ashes to say she’ll silence herself no more!
The Trailer For “Zola,” The Movie Based On A Twitter Thread, Is Here
Finally some good news! Forget what you heard about the impending White Boy Summer. That’s cancelled. The trailer for Zola, the movie based on A’ziah “Zola” Wells King’s epic 2015 Twitter thread, has finally arrived. James Franco was originally set to direct but then he died? Or moved to Siberia? Not sure what happened to him but Zola’s tale was ultimately directed by Janicza Bravo and stars Taylour Paige in the titular role, and Riley Keough as the white bitch she met at Hooters. Zola and her Twitter saga about an ill-fated ho’s up, pimps down Florida adventure has officially outlived James Franco’s directorial career.
Bethenny Frankel Walked Back Her Criticism Of Meghan Markle After Having Seen The Oprah Interview
Bethenny Frankel sounded like a real Bitter Betty yesterday when she hopped on Twitter to bitch about Meghan Markle ahead of Oprah’s big pinkies and middle fingers up afternoon tea session with Meghan and Prince Harry. She’s sorry now, but hours before the interview aired Bethanny #TookToTwitter writing that she was unmoved by “the plight of being a game show host” with “tiaras & 7 figure weddings” who is “fetching 7 m for interviews.” I was like, who pissed in your Cheerios, but then realized Bethanny probably uses SkinnyGirl vodka for her cereal and wouldn’t know the difference.