Category: Tony Robbins
Tony Robbins Makes His Followers Drink A “Gross Shot” As Punishment For Being Losers
Tony Robbins is out here trying to feed the hungry and free the slaves but all BuzzFeed News seems to care about are his unorthodox teaching methods which may or may not include alleged groping, unwanted sexual advances, and showing his dong to female employees. Now Tony’s facing claims that he punishes followers who fail to live up to expectations by using the tried-and-true cult method of public humiliation. Tony pulls them on stage and makes them drink something called a “gross shot”. According to BuzzFeed, Tony’s followers are led to believe that gross shots are packed with laxatives and many who drink the “unidentified brown liquid” become ill. Tony doesn’t deny he uses “gross shots” as a motivator, but his lawyers swear it’s a harmless concoction comprised of, in part, pickle juice and Tabasco. And it’s absolutely not made from his precious bodily fluids like I was afraid it would be.
Tony Robbins Is Being Accused By Four Women Of Sexual Misconduct
Last Friday, BuzzFeed released a huge exposé detailing a bunch of gross stuff about self-help douchebag Tony Robbins. We all remember how Tony suggested that the #MeToo movement was a way for women to play the victims and not “take responsibility.” That was not the half of it. Buzzfeed has recordings of Tony “berating” abuse survivors at his speeches, and testimony from women who worked with him and attended his seminars who say that Tony was abusive and gross. So since last Friday Tony Robbins has probably had his legal team in a headspin. Well, put on those helmets, Tony’s attorneys, because four more women have come forward to accuse Tony of being a Grade A pervert.
Kanye West Thought Kim Might Leave Him For Wrecking His Image
Kanye West may be happy to have killed his ego but he’s really glad he didn’t kill his marriage to Kim Kardashian. At least, not yet. Kanye spoke with the New York Times (via E! News) about his recent slavery comments and how his Kimmy felt about them. Kanye says:
“There was a moment where I felt like after TMZ, maybe a week after that, I felt like the energy levels were low, and I called different family members and was asking, you know, ‘Was Kim thinking about leaving me after TMZ?’ So that was a real conversation.”
Of course he knew Kim might leave him. She hates losing fans (AKA money) and black people already have her on thin ice. She can’t wear Bo Derek braids AND be married to a slavery-denier! Gotta pick, Kimmy! Continue reading
Tony Robbins Apologizes For What He Said About #MeToo
Lifestyle guru/con artist (depending which side of the belief coin you’re on) Tony Robbins is used to giving out advice. But he recently found himself on the receiving end of some that could probably be paraphrased as: “Please have several seats, Tony.” And of course he’s now very sorry about it.