Category: Toni Braxton
Toni Braxton Says Her Engagement Ring Got Stolen From A Flight
Just when Toni Braxton finally found someone man enough for her, she up and loses her engagement ring! Toni got engaged to Birdman earlier this year and she recently tweeted about a dramatic incident, which has me looking at her like, “Uh, that sucks, girl, but shouldn’t you have handcuffed your luggage full of jewelry and your giant engagement ring to your wrist so you never lose it?”
Toni accidentally left her luggage on a Delta flight and someone went through it and fucked with her like the IRS claims she fucked with them. Toni says a thief snatched some jewelry including her reported $5 million engagement ring from her luggage, to which the insurance company she’s going to file a claim with are probably side-eyeing her while saying, “Is that so….”
Tamar Braxton Got Fired From Her Sister Toni’s Upcoming Tour
Whenever my mom and I would watch early episodes of Braxton Family Values, she’d look at Tamar Braxton and her husband Vincent Herbert and always say, “That shit ain’t gonna last”. Someone give my mom a psychic telephone hot line because clearly she can see into the future like Miss Cleo! Tamar and Vince are in the middle of a messy divorce and one of the consequences is having their family drama publicly aired out like one of Tamar’s wigs during spring cleaning. Eldest sister Toni Braxton is preparing to go on tour and originally wanted both Tamar and their sister Traci to accompany her. But now, amidst all the bad publicity, Toni’s like, “Nah bitch. Y’all stay home.”
The IRS Is Coming After Toni Braxton For Unpaid Taxes
It has been eight whole years since Toni Braxton last filed for bankruptcy. However, The Blast reports that Toni is in deep with the IRS and owes them $780,808.29 in back taxes. Will this woman never learn? If Toni doesn’t want to have to put a big ole goose egg on her It Has Been __Days Since I’ve Filed For Bankruptcy sign she has in her kitchen, she’d better figure something out pretty fast.
Toni Braxton Announced Her Engagement To Birdman
The first time I saw Toni Braxton and Birdman together I had to ask myself, “Am I still high?”, because the shit looked like some kind of drug induced fantasy of nonsense. Well, apparently Birdman is enough for Toni since they’ve been together for two years, which in Hollywood may as well be ten. And to celebrate their love they’ve decided to make it official by announcing their engagement.
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There’s a ton of Braxton women, their names all begin with a “T,” and I’m only familiar with two. Noted autism researcher Toni Braxton is one. The other is the chick who ends every sentence with “.com,“ Tamar Braxton. This item concerns the latter. Love B. Scott says that Tamar’s husband, producer Vince Herbert, is divorcing her due to her infidelity.com.
Sources exclusively tell lovebscott.com that the reason for the alleged split is because Tamar’s been cheating on her husband with another high-profile man for a while. Vince had been suspicious of his wife’s infidelity for quite some time and hired a private detective to find out all the details — and he found out EVERYTHING.
This drama went down in the soapiest way possible – in front of other people! The big dude reportedly accused Tamar of riding a penis that wasn’t his in a true-to-life “smelled the fart” moment right before the commercial. You know, it’s when everyone in a soap opera scene freezes and looks at each other like they smelt something horrid because one of Viki Lord Riley Buchanan Carpenter Davidson Banks’ multiple personalities surfaced on the witness stand! The situation supposedly got so ugly that Tamar and Vince began cutting checks so the witnesses would keep their traps shut. Vince feels that Tamar, who, in addition to being a reality persona, is also a singer and a former co-host on The Real, takes too many vacations and isn’t paying enough attention to their 3-year-old Logan. So he’s supposedly going for custody.
“He doesn’t know who Tamar is anymore. He says she’s not the same woman he married eight years ago,” said the source. “She’s too busy going on vacations to worry about the drama at home. He has the baby and that’s the only thing he’s concerned about.”
Just go on your own separate vacation, duh. Perhaps in response to this story, Tamar and Vince Instagrammed a lovey (and rather pancake make-upped) vid of themselves cuddling and singing yesterday. So maybe their marriage is going to survive, and I won’t have to learn the names of the other Braxton women for a follow-up post.
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Unbreak Her Brain: Toni Braxton Thinks God Gave Her Son Autism As Punishment For The Abortion She Had
You have to say a lot of dumb shit to make Tamar Braxton look like a Rhodes Scholar and the genius of the family, but Toni Braxton found a way to makeithappen.co.uk.
Toni Braxton is selling her new memoirs called, what else, “Unbreak My Heart,” and in it she writes about how she thinks God is constantly punishing her for having an abortion. According to the NYDN, Toni writes that over 10 years ago she got knocked up with her then-boyfriend Keri Lewis’ baby and she decided to have an abortion, because she was taking Accutane for her acne situation at the time and read that the drug can cause serious fetal deformities. But Toni also said that even if she wasn’t taking Accurate, she still would’ve had an abortion.
Toni’s parents were both pastors and she grew up in a strict religious household, so after she had an abortion the Christian guilt hit her hard. Years after she had an abortion, her 3-year-old son Diezel was diagnosed with autism and Toni immediately thought God was getting her back.
“Is God punishing me for that abortion?” she writes.
Braxton realizes that might sound odd, but says she “believed that God’s payback was to give my son autism.”
The “Breathe Again” singer was so consumed with guilt over the abortion that she questioned if God was punishing her for it with lupus and her parents’ messy divorce.
Before Jenny McCarthy cackles and smugly says, “And all of you whores think I’m the crazy one?”, the Queen of Bankruptcies also writes that she thinks vaccines might’ve caused her son’s autism.
“Maybe it’s just a coincidence that after my son’s first MMR vaccine, I began to notice changes in him,” she writes, saying that her son wasn’t as spirited as when she brought him home from the hospital. She writes that her son wasn’t responsive to affection.
God’s vengeance for having an abortion + vaccines = autism. That makes sense.
Well, if Toni thinks her son wasn’t very affectionate then, wait until he reads that his mom thinks autism is a “punishment” and that he’s a curse. That’s like a tight bear hug to the soul. Toni’s religion sounds so warm and comforting. Whenever you do something God doesn’t like, God will punish you repeatedly and won’t ever let you forget it. God is like your judgey aunt, but with POWERS!
No, I don’t think God punished Toni for having an abortion. But God should punish Toni for her involvement in that Oogieloves movie.
Here’s Toni signing her messy memoirs in NYC the other day:
