Category: Tom Cruise

Isabella Cruise Made A Rare Appearance… In A Scientology Recruiting Email

March 26, 2019 / Posted by:

Tom Cruise has several children, but of the three total, he allegedly only really talks to or hangs out with the two of them who are Scientologists. Suri Cruise lives with her mom, Katie Holmes, who is not raising her to worship at the alien feet of L. Ron Hubbard and so she might be considered SP-adjacent in Tom’s eyes. But Tom’s first two children, Connor Cruise and Isabella Cruise, are fully involved in the whole Xenu/Soul Spaceship/Telekinetic religion. Tom’s lesser famous children are quite on the DL and are rarely seen or talked about, which is why it’s more remarkable that Isabella recently appeared in a full-fledged Scientology recruiting email.

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There Will Be At Least Two More “Mission: Impossible” Movies

January 15, 2019 / Posted by:

Deadline is reporting that there will be at least two more movies in the Mission Impossible franchise which has been making Tom Cruise look taller than he is since 1996. This news shouldn’t shock anyone considering the last movie, Mission Impossible: Fallout earned a whopping $791.1 million worldwide and people loved it.

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Katie Holmes Is Apparently A-OK Sharing Jamie Foxx

January 9, 2019 / Posted by:

I guess sometimes the D is so good you don’t mind if it wanders over to a side piece (or two)? Katie Holmes has had hid her quasi-secret relationship with Jamie Foxx for years, and we’ve all heard it’s because as part of her divorce agreement with Tom Cruise, she wasn’t allowed to go public with a new man. Katie and Jamie have been together for years and were spotted on vacation in Miami just before New Year’s Eve…and just before Jamie was spotted with two other chicks a few days later. Ruh-roh! So much for those marriage rumors!

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Tom Cruise Is Too Short To Play Jack Reacher Again

November 15, 2018 / Posted by:

When Tom Cruise gets his annual physical at the Church of Scientology’s medical facility, he steps up on the scale and the doctor announces: “Sweet thetans Tom, you’ve grown another 4 inches this year! Don’t hit your head on the door frame when you leave.” Which is very kind of them, but probably not the truth, considering the author of the Jack Reacher novels just came out and said that Tom is too tiny to play the title character again.

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Nicole Kidman Talked About Her Scientologist Kids Isabella And Connor Cruise

November 8, 2018 / Posted by:

Say what you will about Nicole Kidman’s taste in men and wigs (and let’s face it, beards), but I don’t think anybody would claim she’s a bad mom. In an interview with the Australian magazine with the delightfully shady title “Who?” (question mark my addition), Nicole finally discussed her relationship with her two eldest children with Tom Cruise; Connor Cruise (23) and Isabella Cruise (25). It is with much shame and consternation that I report I got touched in the feels (which I thought had all turned into a globule of See’s Peanut Brittle, which if you’ve never tried it, is totally worth exchanging for celebrity empathy) reading about Nicole’s thoughts on her children’s decision to go the way of L. Ron Hubbard.

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