TMZ is reporting that Amber Rose has a new man. During her 4th annual SlutWalk in L.A. over the weekend, she was spotted kissing the Vice President of A&R at Def Jam Records, Alexander “AE” Edwards. Apparently the two have been dating for a couple of weeks now, after Amber dumped her NBA player ex, Monte Morris. Ooh, a Vice President? No more dating these rappers or ball players, it’s time to date their boss! Level up, girl!
“Anytime somebody throw their mother under the bus when their mother protected and fed ’em, and did all this shit even when they fucking grown; stop drop and roll at a drop of a dime, ready to motherfuckin’ go to war. Oh yeah, you didn’t know? Oh let me break it down.”
And break it down she did. That’s Tokyo Toni‘s introduction to her deep-dive drag of her own daughter, Blac Chyna, which was posted to Instagram the other day. Oh, you thought your parents were bad? Buckle up for this parental fuckery. Continue reading
The family that posts nudes of their exes without permission stays together, or something.
O.J. Simpson’s Dick fan club president Tokyo Toni (given name Shalana Hunter) had a warrant put out for her arrest on Friday and was charged yesterday with harassment, posting revenge porn and two counts of stalking. As the more learned among you are aware, Tokyo Toni owns the womb out of which Kardashian favorite Blac Chyna sashayed. Blac Chyna is currently suing her ex, socklord and Eeyore impersonator Rob Kardashian, for posting revenge porn of her. Toni and Rob are apparently two reasons why A) you make sure your nudes NEVER show your face and B) you always close your sex partner’s laptop before you begin.
Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, Dylann Roof and The Beltway Sniper. No, I’m not casting an all-star production of Assassins: The Musical! If you add Tokyo Toni (and we know she likes the company of jail birds), you’ve got a list of people who have taken justice into their own hands and acted as their own legal counsel! Page Six reports that Toni is representing herself in a lawsuit she filed against talk show host and shady husband haver Wendy Williams.
O.J. Simpson was released from prison last weekend. Perhaps you’ll see him gracing a golf course near you (although you Floridians might be disappointed). In depressing news, women of questionable sanity who are into probable homicidal maniacs are already prowling for him. Blac Chyna’s own mom and devoted ally to transgender people Tokyo Toni, might be leading the charge.
Tokyo Toni, the Don Quixote of the Pacific, is tilting at windmills once again. Last week, Blac Chyna’s mom showed us what real class looks like by posting an eloquently phrased and unimpeachable reprimand directed at Caitlyn Jenner in defense of her daughter. Today, our heroine Tokyo has stood up on her high ass (you know this woman can’t be trusted with a horse, she’d steal that bitch’s ponytail!) yet again to defend Chyna against ex-fiancée Tyga, who went on Power 105.1’s The Breakfast Club radio show and dared to say a few nice words about her.