Category: Tokyo Toni
Open Post: Hosted By Blac Chyna’s Own Mother Roasting Her Grammys Outfit
I’m sorry but that header is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, and Blac Chyna‘s own mother, Tokyo Toni, seems to agree with me. The 34-year-old… model? Influencer? What’s her job? The 34-year-old former girlfriend of Rob Kardashian attended the Grammys for some reason, and she got dressed up as the Black Swan‘s Wish.com counterpart–Blac Bird Lady. And Tokyo thinks her daughter looked absolutely hideous and got on TMZ to say as much. Blac Chyna looks terrible–obviously. However, let’s be real, Shania Twain showing up looking like the Smurf’s Tethered in Us was so much worse.
Blac Chyna Claims The Judge In Her Case Against The Kardashian’s Was Biased Against Her
Even though she lost, it’s not too late to donate to Blac Chyna’s legal defense fund. In fact, she needs your help now more than ever. Last week, Chyna lost her $100 million lawsuit against The Kardashians when a jury found that Kris Jenner and her motley crew of glamor-gremlins did not illegally interfere with Chyna’s contract with E! to produce a 2nd season of her and Rob Kardashian‘s show Rob & Chyna, and did not knowingly lie about the alleged abuse she inflicted on Rob or “spread the word about it with reckless disregard for the truth,” per NBC News. Chyna gave no statement at the time the verdict was announced and she was awarded no damages. But TMZ reports that she’s filed new documents accusing Judge Gregory Alarcon of being “undeniably hostile and extremely biased” against her and her attorney. But I’m like, how could the judge even tell the sides apart? Glamor-gremlins all look so similar and Chyna is just as glamorous and gremliny as the Kardashians.
Blac Chyna’s Mom, Tokyo Toni, Has Been Banned From Court After Going Off On The Kardashians On Instagram
The thing to remember about Tokyo Toni, Blac Chyna‘s mom, is she’s a mess. But her foot’s in the right place! Her muscular dancer’s foot stays firmly planted on The Kardashians‘ neck. After sitting demurely in court during the secondd day of jury selection for Chyna’s trial against the Kardashians, Toni used her toe talons to drag the gang on Instagram when she got home. According to Newsweek, Toni took to IG Live and called Kris Jenner “old and decrepit,” said the rest of her family “look like they dead,” and threatened to “dog walk all these bitches.” Kris apparently didn’t like that shit, so her lawyer asked that Toni be banned from the court because his client was “worried about her physical safety.” If Toni (government name Shalana Hunter) had just kept her toenails trimmed to a reasonable length, instead of growing them long and sharpening them to a rapier point, she might not have gotten the boot! Even Chyna’s counsel told said her behavior was “unacceptable and she can’t be in the courtroom.” NOBODY is trying to see those toes!
Amber Rose Has A New Man And Maybe One Less Friend In Blac Chyna
TMZ is reporting that Amber Rose has a new man. During her 4th annual SlutWalk in L.A. over the weekend, she was spotted kissing the Vice President of A&R at Def Jam Records, Alexander “AE” Edwards. Apparently the two have been dating for a couple of weeks now, after Amber dumped her NBA player ex, Monte Morris. Ooh, a Vice President? No more dating these rappers or ball players, it’s time to date their boss! Level up, girl!
Tokyo Toni Called Her Daughter Blac Chyna A “Mistake” On Instagram
“Anytime somebody throw their mother under the bus when their mother protected and fed ’em, and did all this shit even when they fucking grown; stop drop and roll at a drop of a dime, ready to motherfuckin’ go to war. Oh yeah, you didn’t know? Oh let me break it down.”
And break it down she did. That’s Tokyo Toni‘s introduction to her deep-dive drag of her own daughter, Blac Chyna, which was posted to Instagram the other day. Oh, you thought your parents were bad? Buckle up for this parental fuckery. Continue reading
Blac Chyna’s Mom Tokyo Toni And Rob Kardashian Might Have Something In Common
The family that posts nudes of their exes without permission stays together, or something.
O.J. Simpson’s Dick fan club president Tokyo Toni (given name Shalana Hunter) had a warrant put out for her arrest on Friday and was charged yesterday with harassment, posting revenge porn and two counts of stalking. As the more learned among you are aware, Tokyo Toni owns the womb out of which Kardashian favorite Blac Chyna sashayed. Blac Chyna is currently suing her ex, socklord and Eeyore impersonator Rob Kardashian, for posting revenge porn of her. Toni and Rob are apparently two reasons why A) you make sure your nudes NEVER show your face and B) you always close your sex partner’s laptop before you begin.