Category: Tituss Burgess
Celebrities Stunted From Home For The 72nd Emmys “Red Carpet”
The Emmys happened last night despite nobody being allowed near each other due to coronavirus still spreading through humanity one TikTok party mansion at a time. A few celebrities (like Jennifer Aniston, Tracee Ellis Ross, Laverne Cox, etc…) showed up at the Staples Center to present, but most celebrities stayed home. The ceremonial red carpet was switched up and the famous people just took their own pics and posted them themselves. Their choice of professional photography and they don’t have to make small talk with whatever half-peasant correspondent was put in front of them? Talk about a big win.
Tituss Burgess Dragged Andy Cohen Some More To Wendy Williams
Tituss Burgess thought that Andy Cohen was too much of a “messy queen” so naturally his next step was to go somewhere much classier, dignified, and trained in the skill of interview. So Tituss sat down with the interviewer extraordinaire who has sat down with world leaders, and influential politicians, medical professionals who’ve worked in war-zones… JK he talked to Wendy Williams. Tituss appeared on Wendy’s show as a guest and I guess he liked her more, because I haven’t seen an angry Instagram post about her yet? Well Wendy is what I would call a “messy queen” also, and so she definitely asked Tituss about the Andy drama. And he had more to say.
Tituss Burgess Called Andy Cohen A “Messy Queen” After Appearing On “Watch What Happens Live!”
Watching the short clips from Tituss Burgess‘ appearance on Watch What Happens Live! do not really give me insight into what Andy Cohen did that Tituss is not into, but whatever it is: he hates it. After appearing on WWHL, Tituss posted some commentary about Andy to his Instagram account and it was not glowing…
“Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” Will Be Done After The Fourth Season
Any questions you may have had about the 4th season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (Did New York ever fully recover from Hurricane Tammi (with an I)? Did Boobs in California inevitably go double platinum?) have now been replaced with one: WHY??? Because that’s all I can ask after finding out that the 4th season of Netflix’s Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt will be the last.
Kimmy Schmidt Had A Baby
People magazine says that Ellie Kemper – aka Kimmy Schmidt from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and Erin from The Office – has given birth to the baby she made with her husband Michael Koman. That’s all People knows: that a baby was living inside Ellie, and now it’s living on the outside. No other information than that. No name. No sex. No weight. Like, did she have a regular 6lb 3oz baby, or a giant 12lb behemoth fetus? Did it come out looking like Wendy from the restaurant Wendy’s? These are the important details.
But of course someone managed to spill the details of Ellie’s birth. And in a very “Titus Andromedon totally would” move, it was done on Facebook by Ellie’s Kimmy Schmidt co-star Tituss Burgess.
Thanks to Tituss, we know that Ellie’s baby is a boy. We also learned that people from the south allegedly have the ability to both predict and identify when someone is knocked up. That’s odd; I’ve seen at least three episodes of TLC’s I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant that took place in the south.
So congratulations to Ellie Kemper. And my sincerest condolences to Tituss. The Emmy committee is totally going to take back that Best Supporting Actor nomination they gave him last month. It’s pretty clear from the eight layers of melodramatic poetry in that birth announcement that he’s not acting when he plays Titus Andromedon; he is Titus Andromedon.
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