Category: Timothée Chalamet

Kylie Jenner’s SUV Was Spotted At Timothée Chalamet’s House

April 14, 2023 / Posted by:

A week ago, Instagram gossip monger Deux Moi “reported” that Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet might be a thing and have been dating since at least January. My knee-jerk reaction was “BALONEY!”, cuz, I dunno, Timothée is an Academy Award-nominated actor and Kylie is a Kardashian? And never the twain shall meet? But maybe Hollywood’s delicate ecosystem has pulled a Dua Lipa (“New Rules”), cuz yesterday TMZ reported that Kylie’s SUV was spotted in Timothée’s driveway.

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Timothée Chalamet Will Do His Own Singing While Playing Bob Dylan In Biopic

April 11, 2023 / Posted by:

When Timothée Chalamet saw Austin Butler singing and gyrating as Elvis Presley on the big screen, he said, “Hold my… (*checks age*) beer.” Actually, it’s been a few years since 27-year-old Timothée signed on to play a young Bob Dylan in a biopic pic about Bob’s early days in NYC with James Mangold set to direct. But it looks like it’s actually going to happen, and Timothée is preparing his vocal cords for the role. Because the strength of a biopic now rests mainly on how long its leading actor can keep talking like the film’s subject after wrapping, so if Timmy can hold it down, he’s gonna be accepting his future Oscar with a nasally 60s cadence in no time!

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There Are Rumors That Kylie Jenner And Timothée Chalamet Have Been Dating For Months

April 7, 2023 / Posted by:

No need to check to see if we all time-traveled back to April 1st. I checked. It’s April 7th. According to several anonymous tips sent into gossip Instagram, Deux Moi, Kylie Jenner, and Timothée Chalamet might be (*shudders*)… dating, and it may have been going on for months. There’s something about this math that just ain’t mathin’. I mean, DeuxMoi’s recent claim that Tom Brady and Reese Witherspoon were a thing was shut down as false. So this rumor feels like being forced to eat sushi every day at school – it just doesn’t feel right. (Kanye’s sushi-serving school would beg to differ) But since Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian both got with skinny white dudes, maybe Kylie is following the new Koven trend.

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Open Post: Hosted By Timothée Chalamet’s Bare Back At The Venice Film Festival

September 2, 2022 / Posted by:

It’s the last week of summer and you know what that means— Sun’s out, subscapular fossa’s out! Straight men in skirts on the red carpet are SO last month and you’re not gonna catch young Mr. Timothée Chalamet out here in ashy bare knees like some divorced dad of six. Today at the Venice Film Festival premiere of that cannibal movie he did with his Call Me By Your Name director Luca Guadagnino called Bones and All, Timothée brought just that to the red carpet. It’s almost as if he’s taunting Armie Hammer from afar with his tender and oh-so-succulent scapulae. He’s all “suck on this, Armie! Actually, on second thought…

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Jason Momoa And Eiza Gonzales Are Reportedly Dating And He Apologized For Taking Pictures Of The Sistine Chapel

May 16, 2022 / Posted by:

Human bearskin rug Jason Momoa is keeping somebody warm at night other than Kate Beckinsale. According to People, Jason is currently dating Ambulance star Eiza Gonzalez. Sources say things between Jason and Eiza are casual at the moment, but he did attend the Ambulance premiere last month. Turns out there was nothing between Jason and Kate at the Vanity Fair Oscars party, she was just cold so Jason gave her his coat. But Eiza apparently has the privilege of lounging naked on Jason’s chest in front of a cozy fire.

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Timothée Chalamet And Kristen Stewart Brought SKIN To The 2022 Oscars

March 28, 2022 / Posted by:

But no, not in a Buffalo Bill kind of way…

I’m sure that pearls were clutched during last night’s Oscars long before The Slap. Because both Timothée Chalamet And Kristen Stewart showed up in SCANDALOUS looks that gave us skin. Timothée looked like a twink-ified Prince impersonator while Kristen Stewart looked like she just rolled out of bed after partying all night. Um, this isn’t the club, you two. This is the OSCUHS!

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