Tim McGraw Collapsed On Stage In Ireland

You’re doing a trip to Ireland the wrong way if you don’t collapse like a drunk skunk at least three times, but it sounds like Tim McGraw wasn’t even imbibing on Guinness when he took a tumble on stage at a recent performance in Dublin. The scary happening went down the last night of his and wifey Faith Hill’s co-headlining turn on the Country to Country festival, and it was Faith’s heavy hand that kept Tim from returning to the stage after his spill. Continue reading

Halsey Served Up Some T-Boz Realness At The Grammys

The Grammys are the time and place for some high fashion fuckery. You can go high concept crazy (see: CeeLo Green), or you can go tacky casual with a twist of try hard. Halsey chose the latter. Halsey told Giuliana Rancic that her look was “a little TLC, a little Aaliyah.” When I first saw Halsey on the red carpet, I immediately got a T-Boz in the Creep video vibe. Halsey must have realized that she couldn’t blatantly rip-off such a legendary look without receiving a cease-and-desist, and so she added her own spin. And in this case, her spin was to ditch the matching robe and walk down the red carpet with her tits out. She also went with her natural hair, which was a choice. Personally I would have gone full-homage to T-Boz with some bangs and side-curtains. But I’ll give her a pass on this one. If she didn’t have time to steam the wrinkles out of her ensemble, I doubt she had time to clip on some hair.

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And Then There Was Dolly!!!

Any Beyhive member will tell you that last night’s Country Music Awards was really The Beyonce Country Time Jamboree Extravaganza (featuring some other tricks and awards, I guess, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention)! But to us Dollies, last night’s Country Music Awards was really The Dolly Tribute Spectacular (featuring some other tricks and awards, I guess, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention)!

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Everyone But Kim Kartrashian And Kanye West Were Amused By Amy Schumer’s STUNT QUEEN Fall

[INTERNALLY SCREAMING] – Kanye West in that picture

Speaking of overblown titles that don’t really mean anything, the party for Time’s annual 100 Most Influential of 2015 list happened in NYC last night. Kanye West and Kim Kartrashian were there, because in addition to being on Summer’s Eve Most Influential list and Botox’s Most Influential list, they were also on the Time 100. While Kuntye and Kummy Kakes posed for photographers, Amy Schumer, whose face is all over the Internet right now, decided to screw with their ho stroll game a bit by throwing herself on the carpet in front of them. At first Kanye probably though it was just another one of his disciples worshiping at the godly feet of Yeezus. But his ego nearly throbbed to the point of exploding when he realized it was just that All About That Bass chick stealing the spotlight from him. If you looked inside of Kanye’s head in that picture, you’d probably see the rose garden scene from Mommie Dearest. Bitch is ready to chop down a tree over this shit.

He probably got off the red carpet and started fisting the air and firing people over someone snatching away his STUNT QUEEN tiara right in front of him.

Amy told Time that she did it, because why the hell not:

“I saw them and said to my publicist: ‘Can I pretend to fall?’ and she said, ‘I can’t stop you,”

Kim didn’t really seem to mind. She even cracked the Botox mask she calls a face by smiling a little. Kim smiled because she thought Amy was playing a fun game of charades and she knew the answer. Seeing Amy with dead eyes and on all fours made Kim think to herself, “I know, I know! The answer is, ‘How I got famous!’”

And here’s more of the Time 100 wearing boring outfits at last night’s gala thing.

Pics: Getty, Splash, Wenn.com

What In The Name Of Down Under Wedding Day Foreplay Is Going On Here?

The Ghost of Lady Cassandra Future Nicole Kidman and her gorgeous middle-aged soccer mom-looking husband Keith Urban went to the CMAs last night, and for some reason this happened. No, I don’t know the circumstances surrounding Nicole trying to mount Keith from the back like a horny fawn-colored greyhound, and quite frankly – I don’t want to know. Instead, let’s assume she’s not actually trying to hump on her husband, but hiding behind him from the ghost of the haunted antique doll she stole that dress off of. Haunted attic-dwelling dolls don’t like it when you jack their shit, Nicole!

I know she’s going for some Little House on the Prairie Rachel Brown getting married shit, but it ends up looking more like stand-offish Oscar-winning Hollywood actress wearing a $2,000 nightgown. It’s like when I put on a blazer; I think I’m all business bitch chic, but everyone around me is like “Bitch you look like Cathy, yes from the comic strip“. Same goes for Nicole; I mean, lord love her, she’s trying, and it could always be worse; at least she’s not wearing a busted straw cowboy hat, right?

Unfortunately, Nicole didn’t get the memo that nobody else was doing county curtain couture this year. It was all head-to-toe David’s Bridal: Longer! Shinier! More Satin-y! Where’s the rhinestone-studded belt buckle worn as a choker? Where’s all the bedazzled crotch cut-offs? Come on guys, I thought you were country! Here’s more of Nicole and everyone else at the CMAs, including the usual, like Faith Hill and Tim McGraw, a knocked-up Carried Underwood, and my personal lord and savior Tami Taylor (HEY Y’ALL!):

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The Lady That Tim McGraw Face Slapped During A Show Wants Him To Pay Up

Because America is the land of the sue-happy hos, the lady whose face got swatted by Tim McGraw after she got handsy and ripped his jeans during a show in Atlanta has hired a lawyer and in a SHOCKING turn of events, the lawyer isn’t Gloria Allred. But the woman got herself a lawyer and she’s probably getting ready to slap Tim McGraw in the face with a lawsuit if he doesn’t slap her in the face with a giant check.

TMZ says that the woman, Jesslyn Taylor, let Tim McGraw’s team know, through her lawyer, that she’s not going to take a swat to the face and walk away. Jesslyn hasn’t officially filed a lawsuit or asked for money yet, but it’s obvious that she’s looking for cash. She claims that she was just an overexcited fan who wanted to touch him and she didn’t deserved to get slapped down. Jesslyn swears she wasn’t going for his dick. The Atlanta PD looked at the video and told TMZ that they’re on Team Tim, because it’s clear that she was the aggressive one and he was just protecting his crotch. The cops said at the time that they’d thoroughly investigate the whole thing if she filed a complaint. She never did. A few days after Tim swatted Jesslyn, he said some words about it to ET Canada and didn’t say much while doing so:

“Sometimes things can lose context and perspective. I reacted in an instinctive, defensive way from my perspective of what was going on. I think it was an unfortunate situation I think all the way around. But it happened, it happened in a split second, it was pure instinctive reaction, I think you just got to move on. It is one of those things that happen, nobody feels good about it, but there’s nothing that could be done about it. You are in that position, you are out there, you are vulnerable, things happen and sometimes you react. There’s nothing to be said about it.”

Jesslyn claims that not only was she slapped, but she was also kicked out of the show and feels humiliated. She wants an apology from Tim and by “apology from Tim” I’m guessing she means that she wants him to make it rain all over her.

So recap: Jesslyn gropes Tim’s leg twice, gets swatted for it and now she’s the one who wants money for pain and suffering? If Tim gives her a dollar, expect the “grope body, get slapped, sue a bitch” scheme to be the new easy scheme of easy schemes. The thing is, I don’t even know why Tim slapped her. All he had to was whistle for Faith Hill and she’d run out and bark at Jesslyn to death.

Jesslyn threatening to sue is ridiculous, but if she does file a lawsuit and states that “Truck Yeah,” the song that Tim was performing when he swatted her, brings her emotional distress and she wants it erased from earth, I’m all for her ridiculous lawsuit!

Here’s the swat video if you missed it the first time around: