Looks like Donald’s third favorite daughter Tiffany Trump (his list goes Ivanka, Ivanka, Her?) might have picked up a little something while partying with Lindsay Lohan in the Mykonos. While it’s always a good idea to take a course of antibiotics after attending any Lohan function, 25-year-old Tiffany might be OK here because what she picked up is a Nigerian prince (age unknown)! Page Six reports that Tiffany has a new boyfriend, a “wealthy scion” from Lagos named Michael Boulos. Even better, his brother is a white SoundCloud rapper named Farastafari.
And the Secret Service allowed this? Where’s the guy with the swift and sure hand to slap a gun away from a potential assassin? He should have slapped the smartphone out of Tiffany Trump‘s hand before she could reply to Lindsay Lohan‘s invite to hang out! People reports that Lindsay and the forgotten Trump daughter were spotted out in Mykonos together. And despite this monumental blunder, Tiff is still the least offensive Trump. Continue reading
Lindsay Lohan sat down with the New York Times to discuss her once-promising career, demise of said career, and new career of opening night clubs, such as her newest the Lohan Beach House in Mykonos. It is a LONG interview and she shits out a lot of crap. Since I’m paid to sift through it, you don’t have to completely get your eyeballs covered in bullshit while reading all of it. Continue reading
I always figured Ivanka Trump and her brother Donald Trump Jr. were diabolical schemers cozying up to their pops and his wallet until the day he croaks, but this is some 1980s soap opera shit. Newsweek got their hands on an archived interview Trump did with Howard Stern. And if you didn’t already feel bad for the Donald’s Other Daughter Tiffany Trump, well you might now. Not a lot – just a teeny-tiny bit. Like, visualize the amount Donald wants to date Tiffany, and divide it in half.