Category: Tide Pods

In “I Believe That Children Are The Future” News, Teenagers Are Eating Tide Laundry Pods

January 13, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s understandable that a toddler might chow down on one of those Tide laundry pods. They’re colorful and squishy. Senior citizens with dementia are understandable, too (unfortunately there’s been deaths). But the news cycle this week was rife with panicky tales of high schoolers becoming deathly ill from eating them to fulfill a YouTube challenge. They ARE candy colorful, sure, and a challenge is a challenge but WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Finally, old people angrily shaking their walkers at “these goddamn kids” makes perfect sense.

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