Category: TI
T.I. Released A New Song In Which He Drags His Sexual Assault Accusers
Someone get on the phone with the good people at Spotify and inform them that we’ve got another track for the playlist titled: Songs That Absolutely No One Asked For. I don’t know if they have such a playlist, but if they do, then shoot this one directly to the number-one spot. Guided by stupidity, hubris, delusion, or just an innate drive to be the biggest asshole possible, Clifford “T.I.” Harris released a new song “What It’s Come To,” in which he takes aim at the dozens of people (and some women who were allegedly minors) who have accused him and his wife Tameka “Tiny” Cottle of sexual assault, abuse, and sex trafficking.
The LAPD Has Officially Opened An Investigation Into The Sexual Assault Allegations Against T.I. And Tiny Harris
40-year-old rapper, Clifford “T.I.” Harris and his wife, 45-year-old Tameka “Tiny” Harris, are in some shit. The Daily Beast reports that the LAPD has officially opened an investigation into the long-standing accusations of drugging women, rape, coercion, kidnapping, and more. Truly shocking that the man who joked about checking for his own daughter’s hymen is being investigated for being a sex monster. As Cardi B once said: “That’s suspicious… That’s weird.”
T.I. Goes With His Daughter To The Gynecologist To Check That Her Hymen Is Still There
Last month, T.I. started a fight with Iggy Azalea when he said that working with her is a tarnish on his legacy. Iggy fired back by saying that she had tons of tea to spill on T.I., and that he was a “huge misogynist” who has never had a conversation with a woman in which he didn’t sound like a fortune cookie. It’s almost like the universe dropped a fortune in Iggy’s lap that read: “Be patient, and your enemy might spill their own misogyny-flavored tea.”
T.I. Was Arrested For Public Drunkenness Outside His Home
There are two things that I love about T.I.. One, that he married Tameka “Tiny” Cottle. And two, that he attempted to defend Tiny by allegedly whooping Floyd Mayweather in a Las Vegas Fatburger. When I saw the news that T.I. had been arrested for acting like a fool under the influence, my mind immediately pictured delicious pieces of cheeseburger shrapnel flying through the air. The reality of the situation is just a tad less exciting, and significantly more annoying for T.I.
Tiny Has Filed For Divorce From T.I. Again
No, you’re not having a bout of end-of-week brain narcolepsy; this same post happened exactly four months ago. Back in December, it was revealed that Tameka “Tiny” Cottle had filed papers to end her six-year (sometimes-messy) marriage to T.I., just nine months after the birth of their third child. In March they decided to sleep on the thought of splitting up and they got back together. That didn’t last. E! News says that Tiny served T.I. with divorce papers earlier this week. T.I. responded to the papers by filing an acknowledgement on Monday. T.I. and Tiny have been together since 2002. They have three kids and share four step-children.
For the past five years, T.I. and Tiny have starred on a VH1 reality show about their lives, T.I. & Tiny: The Family Hustle. He told Harry Connick Jr. (it still feels like a mistake that he has a talk show) on Thursday that he’ll be sad to see the show end, but that he’s “glad to get people out of my business a little bit.” T.I. might not want to be on TV anymore, but I certainly hope Tiny doesn’t feel the same way. Tiny and her gorgeous living statue face need to be on television. Actually, this would be the perfect time for a third season of the tragically cancelled too soon Tiny and Toya! Tiny is single for the first time in sixteen years, and who better to help her navigate the dating scene than her best friend Toya Wright? Tiny and Toya Learn About Tinder, Wednesdays at 8.
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Tiny Gave Birth To The Tiny Baby Growing Inside Her
So that’s why I got a warm feeling deep down in my soul that the world had just gotten a little more gorgeous this weekend. Yeah, that feeling on my insides was probably my heart tightening from the six Mr. Munchy chocolate bunnies I ate, but I’d rather pretend it was triggered by Tameka “Tiny” Harris-née Cottle passing on her teacup Mariah Carey genes to another little girl.
UsWeekly says that Tiny’s husband and honor-defender of almost 16 years, T.I., announced on Facebook that she had given birth to their third child together/seventh in total on Sunday. Baby Tiny is their first daughter; she joins their two sons, 11-year-old Clifford “King” Joseph Harris III and 7-year-old Major Philant. They have four other children from previous relationships.
According to T.I., the reason Baby Tiny’s birth announcement happened on something as basic and tacky as Facebook was because he was out of town when Tiny gave birth in Georgia, and he wasn’t able to get home before a bunch of blabbermouths (like Tiny’s niece) spilled the new baby news all over social media. Good lord, how next-level RUDE. Don’t they understand that by running their mouths about T.I. and Tiny’s baby, they effectively denied the rest of us of an expertly-lit and airbrushed Instagram birth announcement portrait like the picture above?
Not much else is known about T.I. and Tiny’s third baby together. But because Tiny is, well, tiny, I’m going to assume the baby was so tiny it came out of her Botoxed vagina wearing a red blood cell as a hat and riding a partially-digested Fatburger french fry that got lost in her uterus on its way to her stomach.
They also haven’t announced what their new baby’s name is, but as of right now they’re calling it “#Lucky7″. I’m sure it’s just a place holder until they decide on something more permanent. But honestly, if ~unique~ baby names keep going the way they’ve been going, there is a chance that #Lucky7 might be that baby’s name. I’d actually be 100% supportive of such a name; any baby that shares DNA with one-half of Tiny and Toya is the definition of #Lucky.
Pic: Instagram