Category: Thomas Markle

Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Plane Had To Abort A Landing

October 26, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s not all shrimp on the Barbie and Kylie Minogue sing-offs during the Australian (and other places) royal tour of Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan (seen above cosplaying as Sarah Jessica Parker in Oscar de la Renta at the the Australian Geographic Society Gala Awards in Sydney). The two were on a chartered Qantas flight into Sydney earlier today, and they were basically at the runway when the pilot pulled a “JK, mates!” and had to abort the landing and go around for a do-over. No, it wasn’t because they saw Thomas Markle and decided to get the eff out of there. There was another plane, but Thomas might come into play when the expecting parents get back to London.

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Thomas Markle Got Nostalgic While Talking About Duchess Meghan’s Pregnancy

October 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Kensington Palace announced a week ago that Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry were expecting a baby, and I’m sure the world is shocked that it took her blabbermouth daddy Thomas Markle as long to call up a British tabloid to talk about it. Heck, his daughter Samantha Markle (who had a statement out in 24 hours) was probably getting worried. Thomas has finally spoken about his grandbaby with The Daily Mail.

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Samantha Markle Went To London To Badger Duchess Meghan Into Liking Her

October 1, 2018 / Posted by:

Ever since Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry announced their engagement, her father and half-sister have been behaving like the nastiest Herpes outbreak that has lingered about 900 months past its expiration date. While Thomas Markle did every tacky thing he could pertaining to his daughter’s wedding short of showing up in white (though, I’m sure he would have even done that if his ass had shown up), his other daughter Samantha Markle has been seen as the fame ho extraordinaire behind most of his antics. She’s the one who set up that horribly staged photo op before the wedding, and she’s done petty shit like calling Meghan the “Duch-ASS.” Oh, Samantha. If you’re going to play in the Major Leagues, you’re going to have to come up with better material…like “She’s nothing reMARKLEable!” OK, I’ll let myself out.

Seeing that most of us have lost interest or prefer to talk about Cardi B, Samantha is now up to another trick…like leaving the U.S. for the first time to go to London and try to talk to Meghan face-to-face. I’m sure that will work out in her favor. Continue reading

Thomas Markle Compared The Royal Family To Scientology

August 20, 2018 / Posted by:

What do you know, Thomas Markle is back at it, running his mouth off like his jaw has a lifetime warranty. Thomas recently took a break from dragging his daughter Duchess Meghan to rip on the Royal Family and compare them to a cult. And just think: it was barely four days ago when the Royal’s most recent worry about Mr. Markle was the thought of seeing one of their gardeners in a Thomas Markle original hoodie.

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No, Thomas Markle Is Not Doing His Own Clothing Line 

August 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Duchess Meghan’s family is continuing their trend of being the absolute grossest by keeping their names in the tabloids for literally no reason other than making a dollar. Sorry, a pound: this is England, so that’s like $1.27, which is better… I guess. While the Meghan’s mom may be moving to England to be closer to her, Meghan is trying to get her father to catch a plane to Mars because he just will not STFU. Continue reading

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