Category: Thomas Markle

Thomas Markle Compared The Royal Family To Scientology

August 20, 2018 / Posted by:

What do you know, Thomas Markle is back at it, running his mouth off like his jaw has a lifetime warranty. Thomas recently took a break from dragging his daughter Duchess Meghan to rip on the Royal Family and compare them to a cult. And just think: it was barely four days ago when the Royal’s most recent worry about Mr. Markle was the thought of seeing one of their gardeners in a Thomas Markle original hoodie.

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No, Thomas Markle Is Not Doing His Own Clothing Line 

August 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Duchess Meghan’s family is continuing their trend of being the absolute grossest by keeping their names in the tabloids for literally no reason other than making a dollar. Sorry, a pound: this is England, so that’s like $1.27, which is better… I guess. While the Meghan’s mom may be moving to England to be closer to her, Meghan is trying to get her father to catch a plane to Mars because he just will not STFU. Continue reading

Duchess Meghan’s Mom Might Move To England To Be Closer To Her

August 13, 2018 / Posted by:

Lost in all the “Thomas Markle still won’t shut up” articles is that Duchess Meghan has one seemingly normal parent. One that doesn’t appear to have a DNA mutation that causes them to wake up every morning and contact reporters. And as such, Duchess Meghan’s mom Doria Ragland is allowed to be in her daughter’s life and now she may really be in her daughter’s life, because the Express UK says she’s moving to London.

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Did Thomas Markle Hang Up On Prince Harry?

August 12, 2018 / Posted by:

The nerve of that old drama queen! So many people have been waiting for a call from Prince Harry for decades now (step-mom Camilla the Duchess of Cornwall, his real dad James Hewitt, Michael K) and this bitch actually received that call and HUNG UP? (Can you guess which one of those aforementioned people sent Harry full-body boudoir shots of themselves with their phone number drunkenly scrawled across the ass?) Duchess Meghan Markle’s difficult dad Thomas Markle told The Daily Mail that he once hung up on Prince Harry during a phone call about his bullshit staged photo shoot prior to the royal wedding.

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The Royal Family Isn’t Sure How To Handle Thomas Markle 

August 7, 2018 / Posted by:

While Thomas Markle has been blabbing to anyone and everyone about his daughter Duchess Meghan and the royals, the royal family has remained pretty quiet officially and let tabloid “sources” do the responding for them. Well, apparently the royals aren’t sure what to do and are considering upping the ante. I’m sure their next response will come in the form of a strongly worded needlepoint pillow message from THE QUEEN.

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Thomas Markle Has Been Completely Cut Off From Duchess Meghan

July 29, 2018 / Posted by:

Drama Queen Thomas Markle has finally been Heismaned out of his daughter Duchess Meghan‘s life. No, Meghan hasn’t had the peasants of her newly adopted country install a deep moat of fire water and hungry crocodiles with 10 foot poisoned tip spikes embedded on their backs around the Palace, but her dad says that she and the Royal Family have completely ex-communicated him and there’s no way for him to get in touch with her.

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