Category: thievery

Soulja Boy’s Home Was Burglarized And The Thieves Bragged About It On His Instagram

April 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Soulja Boy’s home was burglarized Monday night to the tune of over $600,00 ($500,000 jewelry and $100,000 cash), which is too bad because he’s currently in jail for weapon violations  after police paid him a visit for online threats and holding a woman against her will. So really this couldn’t have happened to a better guy! And it turns out the thieves are about as good at making decisions as well as  Soulja Boy is. They went on his Instagram live to brag about their burglary skills.

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Sarah Jessica Parker Denies She’s A Jewel Thief

September 13, 2018 / Posted by:

Sarah Jessica Parker has been accused of a lot of things. Being anal as fuck, being a huge bitch with a terrible personality (we see you, Kim Cattral) and even a snobby shoe saleswoman. Well, add another to the list: Jewel Thief.

According to Page Six, Sarah is being accused by jewelry brand Kat Florence Design of stealing accessories from them worth $149,501.96. Oh, bitch, you know they’re serious because they added that 96 cents! Didn’t even round up! That’s pointed.

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Christina Milian’s House Got Robbed Twice In Four Days 

August 30, 2018 / Posted by:

If I suddenly became rich and famous overnight, the first thing would be to reinforce all my doors and windows with steel bars. Because if I’ve learned anything about famous people over the past two years, it’s that their houses keep getting robbed. From John Mayer to Emmy Rossum to Kendall Jenner to Nicki Minaj, famous people can’t keep their stuff safe from thieves. Christina Milian is the latest celebrity to get hit by criminals, and apparently her house was so nice, it was burgled twice.

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Sean Young’s Stolen Laptop Saga Has Come To An End

August 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Last week, Sean Young got caught stealing two Apple laptops with video-editing software (total value: $12,000) on them from a production company in Queens, NY. Sean later claimed that she wasn’t stealing, she was just retrieving her own belongings. I was really hoping this situation would resolve itself during a visit to Judge Judy, because stolen property messiness is second only to doggy drama. But it’s not going to, because Page Six says that Sean has returned the laptops.

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Sean Young Is Finally Back In The Headlines (Only This Time It’s For Suspected Thievery Shit)

August 10, 2018 / Posted by:

Anytime the name “Sean Young” graces my inbox, Twitter feed, RSS feed, etc…, I perk up like Sean Young whenever she sees the name “Sean Young” on a headline. But while I’m hoping to see headlines like “Sean Young Lands 8-Figure Deal To Play Her Dream Role Of Catwoman” or “Sean Young Lands 8-Figure Deal To Star In A Bravo Docu-Series Called ‘Forever Young””, her most recent headlines are usually about her busting out some messy antics. Today’s Sean Young story is no exception. Sean Young has been accused of snatching up some Apple laptops and video production equipment from a place in Queens she used to work at. I nearly screamed my tonsil skin off from thinking about how bland pieces of rutabaga meat like Marky Mark and Ryan Reynolds are making millions upon millions of dollars from acting while legends like Sean Young has to pay her bills by working at a Best Buy in Queens. But she allegedly stole from the office of a production company she was working with.

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