Category: The Simpsons

ICYMI: The Simpsons Pay Tribute To The Late Mrs. Krabappel

November 4, 2013 / Posted by:

On last night’s episode of The Simpsons (which was supposed to be a re-run of the classic episode Bart The Lover, but that didn’t happen due to “technical difficulties“), the show paid tribute to the late Marcia Wallace, the voice of Mrs. Krabappel who is now HA!-ing at the angels in heaven, by showing a sads-stricken Bart writing the words “We’ll Really Miss You Mrs. K” on the chalkboard. Bart will probably tell your ass that he only looks weepy-eyed because that chalk kicks up a lot of dust.

The Simpsons producers Al Jean said that they will retire Mrs. K. I hope that means that in a future episode, that creepy, NOT RIGHT ho Ned Flanders will learn that Mrs. K finally realized that he’s the black widower of Springfield and was coming for her next, so she quit that bitch and is now living in London where she’s the dominatrix of choice to high-powered businessmen.

And the episode closed with this:

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I know. It’s way too early in the day to feel emotions. And I am patiently waiting to see how Nick at Nite will pay tribute to Joey Gladstone’s hot ginger admirer.

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As The Scientology Accounting Department Breathes A Sigh Of Relief….

October 8, 2011 / Posted by:

Pop the barley wine and holler at John Travolta to put on his celebratin’ chaps, because Scientology’s sweetheart and the voice of Bart Simpson Nancy Cartwright still has a job and will be able to pay her monthly membership fees to worship at the altar of L. Ro. Tommy Girl doesn’t need to send his goons to threaten Nancy that if she doesn’t cough up the dough she’ll sleep with the Thetans tonight.

The entire main cast of The Simpsons were in a negotiation war with FOX, because the network wanted to cut their salaries by 45% and refused to give them a cut of the profits. FOX said that due to falling ratings they just couldn’t afford to produce episodes with the current budget. The cast, who reportedly made $8 million a season each, agreed to take a major pay cut but wanted a piece of the profits. They all pulled out their dicks and have been sword fighting for days and Entertainment Weekly reports that an agreement was reached yesterday.

FOX announced that the entire cast has signed on for two more seasons which means there will be new episodes of The Simpsons until 2014. It will celebrate its 25th season in 2014. Fox wouldn’t say if the cast took a cut or is getting some of the profits, but Homer did say, “Woo Hoo! I outlasted Andy Rooney!”

Just like Shauna Sand’s exquisite lucite heels and Phoebe Price’s relevance, The Simpsons will last forever. This is a YES moment for me, because I finally got to use this stunning picture of Nancy Cartwright looking like one of Xenu’s taint cysts that got plastic surgery to resemble Tina Yothers.

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