Category: The Rock

Vin Diesel Is The Highest Grossing Actor Of 2017

December 30, 2017 / Posted by:

The Rock must be especially pissed over this. He hates that candy-ass! Fast and Furious franchise star (and ham & cheese sculpture muse) Vin Diesel is 2017’s top grossing actor. The global take on his movies was $1.6 BILLION. 2017 must have been as awful a year as believed, because people worldwide obviously needed the distractions. We’re not talking Streep or Day-Lewis here. His best role is Groot, and Groot’s got one line and he’s CGI. Continue reading

Men Have Joined Women In Wearing Black In Protest At The Golden Globes

December 28, 2017 / Posted by:

More than 30 women in Hollywood are reportedly planning on showing up to the 2018 Golden Globes in black as a silent protest against the industry’s history of rampant sexual harassment and assault. Rose McGowan wasn’t feeling that protest, so I can only imagine how she feels about this latest act of red carpet bravery. According to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and celebrity stylist Ilaria Urbinanti, several men will be joining in on the all-black silent protest too.

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Are You Ready For President The Rock? Dwayne Johnson Makes His Intentions Known Again

December 14, 2017 / Posted by:

During those first heady days of The Trump Presidency I made a joke on twitter that read:

Ready for a buddy movie starring @terrycrews & @TheRock as POTUS and VPOTUS that turns out to be real life when you walk out of the theater

That joke was dated November 20th, 2016. And it was, well a JOKE. Turns out the universe is very interested in my Twitter feed (but refuses to follow me despite repeated requests) because it has conspired to make my joke a reality. The Rock has talked about running for president, and has even made some moves . And he talked about it again on Ellen.

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The Rock Made Another Little Pebble

December 12, 2017 / Posted by:

The Rock took to Instagram yesterday to announce that his longtime girlfriend Lauren Hashian is pregnant again. But it wasn’t with a sonogram picture of a little boulder. It was with a picture of their almost-2 year old daughter Jasmine and a sign that for some reason looks like it had been written on the back of a crumpled roofing estimate. The Rock, you’re rich! You can afford a new piece of paper.

The Rock also confirmed the news in person at the Los Angeles premiere of Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle last night by putting his hand all over Lauren’s stomach bump. This is The Rock’s second daughter with Lauren, and his third daughter overall (he shares 16-year-old Simone with his ex-wife Dany Garcia).

So congratulations to The Rock and Lauren on your upcoming baby! And congratulations to The Rock’s friend and frequent co-star Kevin Hart. Hopefully The Rock will invite you to be in New Baby’s life, and you’ll have someone who looks up to you. Well, at least for a couple of years or until she hits the four-foot mark.

Here’s more of The Rock and Lauren from last night’s premiere. Whoever dressed Lauren committed a grave styling sin; a velvet mock turtleneck dress with a thigh-high slit is nothing without a keyhole in the front!

Pics: Wenn.com

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File Under “Genius Moves”: Tyrese Is Threatening To Quit The Franchise That Brings Him Lots Of Coins

November 2, 2017 / Posted by:

Tyrese’s life is a dried diarrhea-encrusted wreck on many levels. Tyrese is currently neck deep in shit from his shit-throwing custody fight with his ex-wife Norma Gibson. Tyrese is also in a one-man (since The Rock isn’t really fighting back) shit-throwing feud with The Rock over the Fast and the Furious franchise. And he’s been going off about both situations on Instagram.

Tyrese is apparently going broke from defending himself against his ex-wife’s accusation that he abused their 10-year-old daughter Shayla, and he also threatened to quit the Fast and the Furious franchise if The Rock stays on. So, Tyrese needs money and yet he’s threatening to quit the job that brings him an easy check? Hmmm… The next time your ass is dealing with a problem, ask yourself, “What would Tyrese do?” Whatever that answer is, do the direct fucking opposite.

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Tyrese Is Being Investigated For Child Abuse Allegations

October 4, 2017 / Posted by:

Tyrese Gibson is being investigated by Los Angeles County Child and Family Services based on claims made by his ex-wife of overzealous spanking. According to TMZ, Norma Gibson accused Tyrese of spanking “his 10-year-old daughter so hard she couldn’t sit”. Unfortunately, that’s not all. Norma is also trying to get a restraining order that will prevent Tyrese from physically disciplining their daughter Shayla at all. Norma is also seeking full physical and legal custody of Shayla because she’s afraid Tyrese might spirit their daughter away to Dubai and she’s not down with that “Not Without My Daughter” type of life.

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