Octomom is dead and Nadya Suleman killed her. RIP to that crazy, drug addicted, welfare cheat who stripped and fapped her way to a buck with which to feed her 14 children. She’s not playing that character anymore. Say goodbye to that train wreck, and meet Nadya, a raw vegan exercise addict who’s writing a book that she hopes will set the record straight. Somehow, Nadya got the New York Times to do a profile on her where she claims she was “the classic victim” of the media who created the Octomom “caricature”, and of a shady doctor who tricked her into carrying 8 babies at once. What, did you think it was all because she was off her rocker? Shame on you!
Lindsay Lohan Wasn’t In The Mood To Talk About That Syrian Refugee “Kidnapping” Video For Her Paper Magazine Interview
Don’t let the new reality show or this high profile Paper Magazine “Break the Internet” profile fool you. Lindsay Lohan is still a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto of a mess. If she thought giving this stingy interview was supposed baptize her anew in the public eye, then she’s still as vapid, vain, and oblivious as ever. The full title of the piece is Princess Charming: Inside Lindsay Lohan’s Enduring Cult of Celebrity, and I guess it’s an apt title is you consider that Lindsay lives in Dubai, surrounded by Saudi princes (a detail eagerly provided by her kid sister, Ali Lohan), completely shut off (by choice) from the real world where people are held accountable for their actions. If that’s what they meant by princess, then sure.
Remember when Cardi B turned herself in for allegedly arranging for those two girls to get jumped? That was the last time she was going to take this shit seriously, because when she was supposed to go to court yesterday, she did not show up. And why was Cardi not in attendance? Durh, because she’s way too relevant and busy to be bothered. Delusion, thy name is Cardi B
This is news that should please only Remy Ma and whoever else who thinks Bill Cosby is too old for punishment. On September 25, a court sentenced 81-year-old convicted rapist Bill Cosby to three to ten years in prison. Bill’s legal team was doing everything possible to prevent their client from facing a shred of responsibility for his actions, and they’re still at it.
When Forbes said that Kylie Jenner could potentially be the youngest self-made billionaire last week, a whole lot were made. “Self-made” would imply that Kylie hoisted herself up by the straps of her $1600 Balmain boots to start an almost-billion dollar cosmetics empire. The reality is that Kylie most likely had more help than her lips.
Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner would disagree. According to them, Kylie totally made it on her own and it had nothing to do with her famous last name or siblings.
That’s one strategy! Get people to temporarily forget the child-raping allegations against you by making them laugh their brain parts out of their ears by saying that you, Woody Allen, have such a clean record of not molesting actresses that you should be the face of the #MeToo movement. The only movement Woody should be the face of is a bowel movement, but I digress….
When the gates of #MeToo opened and out came the zillions of stories about powerful Hollywood creepers terrorizing women and men, the allegations by Dylan Farrow against Woody came back up. Dylan wondered why Hollywood hadn’t turn their backs on the dehydrated turtle turd she claims abused her when she was a child. Woody stamped LIES on those allegations again. Actors who worked with Woody started taking sides. Colin Firth spit at the idea of working with Woody again while Diane Keaton and Javier Bardem declared their support for him. Woody did an interview with Argentinean news show Periodismo Para Todos (via CNN), and not only did he shake his head no again at the allegations that he sexually abused his adopted daughter, he also mouth shat up a ten mile-long river of delusion by saying that he should be used as an example by the #MeToo movement of a director who hasn’t touched a woman wrong.