Last night, the Critics’ Choice Awards were held in Santa Monica, CA and while they may appear fancier than, let’s say, The Cable Ace Awards (RIP), they’re still prone to the same crazy shit you’ll get at the MTV Awards. Like award-yanking!
Show me a person who looks at that stunning work of art above and can honestly say that they hate the movie that made it possible, and I’ll show you a not-knowing trick whose opinion should never ever be trusted again! And one of those tricks is Olivia Newton-John.
Demi Lovato has come many famous people in the past – Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, Mariah Carey, Olivia Culpo, just to name a few. But one of her favorite targets is Taylor Swift. Demi didn’t like the level of effort Taylor put into #FreeingKesha and she really doesn’t like Taylor’s idea of feminism. That last conversation happened back in May. Demi must have wanted to take the summer off to recharge her Taytred batteries, because she’s back and dragging Taylor again.
It’s been almost two weeks since Kim Kardashian rinsed the salty blonde victim tears off her husband’s reputation by releasing several Snapchats of a conversation about the song “Famous” between Kanye West and Taylor Swift. And ever since then, there’s been no end to the reminders of the second time Kim took down a snake on camera. Kanye kept the party going last night by reminding everyone at a Drake concert about What Kim Did. You know, in case any of us accidentally got amnesia in the past 12 days and forgot. Thanks, Kanye.
In 100 years, when they start including messy social media fights in history books, our children’s children will learn about one of the greatest social media battles of our time: The Khloe Kardashian vs. Amber Rose Twitter Whore War of 2015. Amber threw a judgemental side-eye at Tyga for dating then-underage Kylie Jenner, which Khloe responded to by calling Amber a stripper, to which Amber fired back with a crack about Kim Kardashian’s sex tape. The Twitter Whore War was the catalyst for Kanye West’s historical 30 Showers Address, which lead to the Booty Ass Bitch Blitz of 2016.
Eventually General Rose and Kommander Kim called a truce on social media. But it looks like four months is about as long as she could hold out before once again bringing up that fight with Khloe and Kim’s sex tape.
Will Arnett Brought So Many Young Women To Set, Megan Fox Joked Craft Services Should Start Supplying Lunchables
If I’ve learned anything from Megan Fox’s promo tour for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, it’s that her thoughts are powered by a stoned hamster casually strolling on a wheel made of dried sage stems and crystals. She’s talked about string theory and the pyramids and how the baby currently living inside her is a telepathic real estate genius. On Conan last night, it looks like she finally gave the hamster a night off, because she stopped giving us more crystal shop knowledge. Instead she channeled her inner Jeff Ross and put on an impromptu roast of her TMNT co-star Will Arnett and his skirt-chasing ways.
Will is a horny single 46-year-old Hollywood actor, which means the recommended age for his dating pool is women who were conceived during the final season of The Commish. So of course Will had a rotating lineup of young ladies joining him on set every day during filming. And when I say “young“, I mean young enough that it made Megan wonder if she should bring in some of her kids’ Lunchables from home to give his girlfriends something to snack on as they waited for him.
“They were progressively getting younger and younger as the weeks went on, and it got to the point where I was like, ‘Buddy, I’m worried. Should I talk to craft service and make sure they have Lunchables for your girlfriend?’ There’s no food here with cartoon characters on it.”
How young were these girls that Will was bringing to set? Should Chris Hansen be concerned? I think the biggest clue would be how excited they were to be on set. See, anyone under the age of 18 would be bored to death watching a bunch of grown men wearing CGI suits covered in motion-capture ping pong balls. An of-age starfucker, on the other hand, would be like a kid in a candy store. “Ooooh, do you play Matthewangelo or Donatello Versace? Are you getting paid a lot of money for this? Listen, here’s my number. Knowing Will Arnett, I probably won’t be back tomorrow, so give me a call?”