Category: The Nanny
Olivia Wilde And Jason Sudeikis’ Former Nanny Claims Jason Got Under Olivia’s Car To Prevent Her From Going To See Harry Styles (UPDATE)
UPDATE: If there’s one thing Olivia and Jason can agree on, it’s calling their former nanny a liar. They issued this joint statement.
“As parents, it is incredibly upsetting to learn that a former nanny of our two young children would choose to make such false and scurrilous accusations about us publicly. Her now 18 month long campaign of harassing us, as well as loved ones, close friends and colleagues, has reached its unfortunate apex. We will continue to focus on raising and protecting our children with the sincere hope that she will now choose to leave our family alone.”
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We finally have some smutty details re: the demise of Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis (ft. Harry Styles). And who do we have to thank? THE NANNY! The Daily Mail scored an interview with the ex-couple’s ex-childcare provider, and they’d better have paid her well, cuz she delivers! Text screenshots and all. The nanny refutes Olivia’s claims that there was no crossover between Jason and Harry. She says Jason told her that he and Olivia were together up until she cheated with Harry on the set of Don’t Worry Darling. Jason alleged that Olivia officially left him in November, right before the couple announced their split. Nanny says Jason was a drunk mess after he got dumped, and, when Olivia made a salad to bring to Harry using her “special dressing,” he became so “infuriated” that he tried to prevent her from leaving by lying under her car. Olivia allegedly told Jason that she was scared of him, and he replied, “If you’re scared of me, why are you leaving your kids with me?” Say it ain’t so, Ted Lasso!
Open Post: Hosted By Fran Drescher Talking About A Possible Movie Adaptation Of “The Nanny”
Fran Drescher, who turns 65 today (yes, that header pic is from this year), tells Entertainment Tonight that The Nanny might be getting a film adaptation. That’s right, Fran Fine is headed to the big screen, baybay! Hopefully, this idea actually pans out and doesn’t just fade into nothingness like Fran’s plans to reboot the series with Cardi B as her daughter. Actually, maybe that was a good thing. Could the eardrums of the world really handle hearing both women scream-talk “Mistah Sheffieeeeld!” at the same time? It’s a no from me, dawg!
Open Post: Hosted By Fran Drescher’s Rainbow Vest From “The Nanny”
We were so focused on the coming of the Lohanaissance, we were in danger of missing the Franaissance! Thank god HBO Max wasn’t about to let that happen, and now everybody’s tapping their foot to the theme song from The Nanny and making sure its star Fran Drescher gets her flowers. Lord knows that her character Fran Fine has given us plenty of them herself. Not only flowers but also stars and stripes, polka dots and plaid, zebra and leopard, sequins and snakeskin, leather and feathers, lace and latex and camo and cashmere. One of Fran’s most iconic outfits featured a rainbow-striped vest that costume designer Brenda Cooper once called “the inspiration and the embryo of the Fran Fine character.” Recently, Fran proved that she’s still got IT, both figuratively and literally, and posted a picture on Instagram to prove it.
Meghan King Edmonds Of “Real Housewives Of Orange County” Hinted That The Nanny Had Something To Do With Her Marriage Ending
Meghan King Edmonds of Real Housewives of Orange County is having a week. Her allegedly cheating husband, Jim Edmonds, had enough of their marriage and went ahead and filed for divorce the day after their 5 year wedding anniversary. And if things couldn’t get worse for Meghan, she was spotted the next day at Baby Shark Live!. I mean, your marriage ending is one thing, but having to sit through Baby Shark Live! in a sea of screaming toddlers is another.
Jennifer Garner Got Into “The Nanny” And Ben Affleck’s Mid-Life Crisis Back Tattoo With Vanity Fair
When the words “Jennifer Garner Tells All” popped up on my Twitter timeline, I nearly popped the popcorn and poured myself a big glass of the sweet nectar, because I was ready for her to fill my head with all sorts of juiciness, like how she went Sydney Bristow on Ben Affleck and The Nanny after she caught them fucking on the kitchen counter. But Jennifer Garner has a reputation as Hollywood’s most wholesome mom to uphold, so she didn’t go there. BOO! She does, however, manage to throw a sweet Southern burn at Ben Affleck’s Choose Your Own Adventure back tattoo.
In her interview with Vanity Fair, Jennifer comes off as gracious and she never says anything like, “Fuck Ben Affleck!” I mean, they still go on vacation together. But she does say that Ben is ~complicated~ and when he’s warm, you can bake your skin on him, but when he’s cold, he makes you feel like Nicole Kidman getting an ice water enema. She also pretty much confirms that Ben and The Nanny had something going on. I’ve heard Jennifer Garner talk about how much she loves Ben’s brain before and she does it in this interview too. She says that he’s always the most brilliant person in the room. She didn’t go on to say, “if nobody else is in the room.” There’s a bunch of quotes after the cut including my favorite burn about his Ed Hardy back tattoo of horrors:
Hmmmmm… I Wonder If They All Laughed About That Nanny Wearing Tom Brady’s Super Bowl Rings?
On this week’s cover of People, they say that Jennifer Garner is living inside of an Avril Lavigne song, because her world is all ~CoMpLiCaTed~. They say that Jennifer Garner is spending a whole lot of time with her ex Ben Affleck even though they’re not together like that anymore. Case in point: They’re currently on a ski vacation with Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen. I’m sure they all probably laughed and laughed about the time that Tom Brady had to get a doctor to meet them at the airport after The Nanny got one of his Super Bowl rings stuck up Ben Affleck’s b-hole during some ass play on a private jet.*