Category: The Kardashians
Pete Davidson Probably Won’t Make Any Jokes About Kim Kardashian When He Hosts “Saturday Night Live” Next Week
Though one of the highlights of Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson’s chaotically eventful 9-month relationship was the two of them roasting her enormous ass and his pimply, neon white one (I’m assuming) as they humped in front of a fireplace in tribute to Kim’s beloved, freaky (and still alive) grandma, it looks like Pete won’t be roasting Kim when he returns to Saturday Night Live to host next week.
Kim Kardashian Said She’d Be “Just As Happy” Giving Up The Cameras And Working As A Full-Time Lawyer
Though Pete Davidson’s now-obsolete “my girl’s a lawyer” tattoo wasn’t exactly accurate since Kim Kardashian has only so far passed the “baby bar” and not the BAR Bar, she revealed in her recent TIME100 interview that she plans to take it in 2025. So look out, world; a barrage of orchestrated pap shots of a bespectacled Kim cracking the books are sure to be on the way! But much to Kris Jenner’s managerial dismay, Kim also said that she could be happy giving up filming her every gynecology appointment and editing her trapezius muscles out of “candid” shots to just focus on being a lawyer and continuing her criminal justice reform work. “Mmmmhmmmm,” said everyone.
Shanna Moakler Calls Kourtney Kardashian And Travis Barker’s Relationship “Absolutely Disgusting” And Kourtney Responded
This week, Shanna Moakler reopened her feud, or whatever you call it, with her kids’ new stepmother Kourtney Kardashian when she liked some petty comments on social media and said that Kourtney posts about her children more than she does. Well, Shanna has turned up the hate and called Kourtney and Travis Barker’s behavior “absolutely disgusting.” That could mean anything from their thirsty PDA to how Shanna’s kids have seemingly chosen Kourtney over her. In the trailer for Kourtney and Travis’ Hulu wedding special ‘Till Death Do Us Part, Shanna and Travis’ son Landon Barker made a speech saying that Kourtney looked out for him like a mother and “filled the empty spot in my heart.” Ouch.
Shanna Moakler Disses Kourtney Kardashian On Social Media Again
About a second after the definition of edgy’s favorite couple, Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian, got together, his ex-wife Shanna Moakler began taking shots at them on social media from joining the world in cringing over their desperate acts of PDA to side-eyeing at how fast they moved. Travis and Shanna’s two children, 19-year-old Landon Barker and 17-year-old Alabama Barker, sided with their dad in their parents’ lukewarm beef. Lately, Shanna has been kind of quiet in dragging her ex and his third wife (probably because she’s been dealing with her own messiness) but she’s back at her favorite pastime! This week, Shanna kept this “feud” going.
Khloé Kardashian Is Reportedly Proud Of Tristan Thompson For Signing With The Lakers And Is Glad He’ll Be Living Closer To Their Kids
Though “single” Khloé Kardashian said she doesn’t miss her old face, her Instagram post about her baby daddy/on-off man Tristan Thompson a few weeks ago, combined with their recent McDonald’s run, makes it seem like she missed the way they were before she dumped him for the fifty-leventh time. Many would’ve been done with his ass for good after he cheated with her friend and impregnated another woman (right before he and Khloé’s second child was baking in a surrogate), but Khloe seems to be teasing their reunion. And after it was reported that Tristan signed with the Lakers, sources said that Khloé is filled with pride and is hopeful that his closer proximity will mean he’ll be spending more time with their kids.
Some Think That Khloe Kardashian And Tristan Thompson Are Back Together AGAIN But She Says She’s Single
How many side-chicks does it take to get Khloe Kardashian’s heart to pop? The world may never know! But Khloe and her on-and-off-and-on-and-off-and-on-again cheating piece/baby daddy Tristan Thompson just so happened to be spotted together at a McDonald’s drive-thru in Rialto, CA, on Tuesday. And earlier this year, Tristan bought a house right near Khloe’s. So this could just be a co-parenting situation, or Khloe has proven for the 873rd time that while she’s fickle with her face and is always changing it, she insists on keeping the same cheater man around. But Khloe recently claimed she’s “single,” which might confirm that she’s back with Tristan since you have to read nearly everything a Kardashian says with opposite eyes.