Poor California has been dealt a bad hand the last few months with natural disasters ranging from mudslides to wildfires, and now they have to deal with the spewing lava from the eruption of Mt. Pimp Mama Kris! What caused ‘er to blow? Her sneaky daughters did an “Our Family” fashion spread for Calvin Klein and forgot to invite her! Continue reading
Pimp Mama Kris has made some Lucifer-level deals in her day, but the latest Kardashian contract extension with E! is a new high since she gets to double dip her paws in this $150 million kitty. Continue reading
Yesterday (in what I was hoping was the worse April Fool’s Day prank of life), it appeared that former lap dance associate Blac Chyna and sock magnate Rob Kardashian were trying to work through their differences after last month’s unnecessary drama. And, of course, by “work through their differences,” I mean get as much attention as possible to please their boss, Kris Jenner. Man, I tell you, Pimp Mama Kris be puttin’ in overtime with her pimping. She never misses an opportunity to have her employees shake and shimmy for the cameras. Continue reading
Expert-opinion-offerer Wendy Williams opened her show the other day with a full-on verbal exposé on Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian’s relationship as well as their impending
If your initial reaction upon reading this headline was to remark, “You know damn well Rob borrowed his mom’s car to pick up Blac Chyna, congratulations, you’re my type of petty. 2016’s poster couple for petty personified proved their unwavering love for each other when Rob Kardashian drove 1,377 miles to Austin, Texas from Los Angeles, California to pick up Blac Chyna from jail after her drunken debacle at the Austin International Airport. And because Amber Rose’s fellow sister in heaux shit is a gushing well of pettiness who wanted to prove to the Kardashian clan that she’s still the apple of Rob’s eye, she decided to beat them at their own game. The family that’s famous for turning any moment into a social media announcement or TV episode witnessed in horror (I presume) as Blac Chyna posed for a photo where she stood next to a Bentley with a Bentley Beverly Hills license plate frame. She also filmed a video of her ride out of Austin which she immediately posted to her Instagram. For those of you keeping score that’s three points for Blac Chyna.
Take it from here TMZ for all of the salacious details.
Now our Kardashian sources confirm Rob drove the Bentley 26 hours to pick Chyna up. He started the journey minutes after Chyna got arrested for public intoxication at the Austin International Airport Friday at 4:20 PM Texas time.
The pic was posted at around 12:20 PM—22 hours after her arrest. The drive is 19 hours minimum […] We’ve confirmed it’s Rob’s Bentley—the same one in which he and Blac Chyna were tooling around L.A. earlier in the week.
And like clockwork, TMZ reports that the Kardashian family is alarmed by Rob’s behavior. Apparently the family of sound moral character is fearful that Rob’s road trip is a clear sign that he’s acting irrationally and they’re worried drugs or alcohol might be behind it. The only way this relationship could irritate Pimp Mama Kris even more is if Rob and Blac Chyna landed a reality show on E! that replaced Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
Pic: SnapChat via TMZ