Category: The Game
Tori Spelling Went On A Dinner Date With The Game
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are reportedly having marriage problems. Like, sleeping in separate bedrooms-problems. And the Deaner’s totally disappeared from Tori’s social media. But guess who popped up yesterday? The Game. OK, sure! Tori went out to dinner with the 41-year-old rapper and friend/hairstylist Laura Rugetti and posted the above pic (you bet your ass I cropped out the friend for maximum drama). As you can see, Tori’s hand is under the table, so it’s unclear if she’s wearing her wedding ring/where exactly her hand is placed. Maybe that’s the whole point, to tease us with the unknown. Hey, her dad was Aaron Spelling, weaving drama is in the gal’s blood. It’s just too bad cash isn’t genetic. Continue reading
Oprah Is No Longer Executive-Producing The Russell Simmons Documentary
Even Oprah is susceptible to cancel culture! Oprah Winfrey was executive-producing a #MeToo documentary about hip-hop icon and alleged rapist Russell Simmons. That was until fellow celebrities like 50 Cent and The Game publicly accused her of only targeting men of color when it came to focusing on #MeToo creeps. TMZ reports that Oprah has now suddenly excused herself from the project.
Rappers Are Calling On Fox News To Fire Laura Ingraham Over Her Nipsey Hussle Segment
Laura Ingraham, whose own brother thinks she’s a “monster” and has no soul, has pissed off the black community. And this ain’t the first time. And methinks (100% guaranteeeeeeeeed) it won’t be the last time.
Laura Ingraham went full Laura Ingraham on a segment about Nipsey Hussle‘s murder which included jokes, banter, lots of smiles, and showing a rapper who isn’t Nipsey Hussle.
The Game Rapped About Having Sex With Kim Kardashian And Kylie Jenner
In a hip-hop humblebrag (aka snippet from a new track) that is both elegant and eloquent, The Game alluded to an alleged sexual encounter he claims he had with Kim Kardashian (via HNHH):
“I held Kim Kardashian by her throat, n***a/ I made her swallow my kids until she choke, n***a/ I should apologize ’cause ‘Ye my folk, n***a.”
Do they give Pulitzers for lyrics? Oh, and when yaps started to flap on social media asking the eternal question “did he just spit lyrics about his friend Kanye West’s wife Kim sucking him off?”, he issued a definitive response to the question. (Oh, and he alludes to having sex with Kim’s sister Kylie Jenner in another song. Dude was practically one of the family.)
Open Post: Hosted By The Game, His Penis, And His Lecture Via Hashtags
Hey, it’s my first Open Post! An Open Post virgin no longer! I can’t wait to read what ya’ll talk about today! If you’re hurting for subject matter – The Game (jesus please us, that name) put another pic of himself and his rod up on Instagram. This time it’s straining against his compression shorts and once again accompanied by an arkful of hashtags. The hashtags combine to form a lecture on how to treat your lady this Valentine’s Day. The Game’s idea of a good Valentine’s Day includes flowers, very expensive purses, and expertly applied cunnilingus. I’ll say it – The Game sounds like he and his formidable cock have got Valentine’s Day down pat!
#ValentinesDayWeekendSpecial #TimeToBreakTheInternetAgain #WhatIsHeDoingForYou #DoesHePayYourBills #ItAintTrickin #DoesHeTakeCareOfYourKids #DoesHeLickItFromTheFrontToTheBack #HasHeSlidUnderThatPussyLikeAMechanichAndTunedItUpWitHisTongue #AndHeBetNotSayValentinesDayIsForBothOfUs #ItsForWomen #NowHandleYourBusinessBeforeIDo #SheDeservesA5000DollarPurse #SheDeservesFlowersEveryday #WhatSheHasIsAReflectionOfYou #SoMakeHerLookLikeSheGotTheSameStylistAsAKardashian #EatHerPussyLikeSheMadeJesusTheLastSupper #RunHerBathsUntilTheWaterIsWarmAsAMiamiMorningInTheSpring #TreatThatWomanLikeBarackTreatsMichelle #EspeciallyIfSheTreatsYouLikeAyeshaTreatsSteph #YouHad364DaysToPrepareForSundayBihhhh #MakeThatWomanHappy #ifHeDont #SlideInTheDMAndWeGoneFigureItOut #MeatPrintPapiHasSpoken #DropsMic
Hallmark released a card for V-Day this year that mentioned “eating her pussy like she made the Last Supper,” didn’t they? If it’s not in the religious cards section, then it’s definitely under “Shoexbox.”
For those of you who would like to see “MeatPrintPapi’s” meatprint, the NSFW version is after the cut.
Those Eggplant Haters At Instagram Won’t Let The Game’s Glorious Dick Print Be Great
Next to cold water, Instagram has just become a huge enemy to us lovers of hard dicks. The Game is the current reigning Shakespeare of Instagram peen print pictures, because he regularly graces eyeballs with romantic hashtag sonnets along with exquisite portraits of his Hickory Farms summer sausage boner. But now the same evil demons who put an end to #EggplantFriday and repeatedly yanked down Chelsea Handler’s nipples want to erase The Game’s poetic hashtags and dick prints from their site.
TMZ says that the pictures of The Game’s dick have been flagged so many times that Instagram wants him to take them down. The pictures are still up as of right now. The Game claims that Instagram hasn’t sent him a takedown notice yet, but if they do, he’s taking his eggplant show to Snapchat where they let hard peens run wild.
This is a dick injustice! If Instagram bans The Game’s dick print, he’ll probably post more close-up pictures of his busted face tattoo and who wants that?! Every dude needs to form a Million Peens March on Instagram to protest against this wrongdoing!
#FREETHEGAMESPEEN!
(But if Instagram feels like they should take the pics down because those decorative towels are too ugly for eyes, then I’m all for that.)
Pic: Instagram