Someone call an exterminator, there’s an infestation of disease-carrying rodents on Kim Kardashian’s Instagram page! And I’m not talking about multiple selfies with Scott Disick. There are thousands of rat emojis clogging up her comments, and they’ve been released by Taylor Swift’s angry fans.
Earlier this week, Tyrese Gibson maybe broke a temporary restraining order by flying a banner over his 10-year-old daughter’s school that read “NO MATTER WHAT, DADDY LOVES YOU SHAYLA.” He also bombarded her school with deliveries of flowers, balloons and a fruit arrangement. Much like the movie series he appears in, you could say that Tyrese’s method for his latest set of stunts is fast and furious. Fast, because he shows no signs of slowing down all this drama. And furious, because it’s almost like there’s a tiny army furiously working overtime to think of ways to make this mess even messier.
Tyrese’s relationship with his 10-year-old daughter Shayla is currently in a very bad state. Earlier this month, it was reported that Tyrese was being investigated by Los Angeles County Child and Family Services for claims made by his ex-wife Norma Gibson. Norma alleged he spanked their daughter so hard she couldn’t sit down. Norma also was looking for full legal and physical custody because she was afraid Tyrese would try to take Shayla out of the country. Some parents might step back and think, huh, this is a real mess, I should probably put aside some money for my lawyers and lay low for the next little while. Tyrese didn’t do that.
Last week we learned that plans for that third Sex and the City film had been dumped, because Kim Cattrall wanted nothing to do with it, thus breaking the hearts of Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, and Kristin Davis. The Daily Mail says that Kim Cattrall recently talked about the SATC 3 drama during an interview with Piers Morgan for ITV’s Life Stories. And it sounds like Sarah and Kim won’t be sipping cosmos together any time soon.
Because Lady Gaga is the Jennifer Jason Leigh to Madonna’s Bridget Fonda in the Single White Female charade known as pop music, it’s well past time to drop her video extravaganza EXPOSÉ. You know, the kind that goes behind closed doors and lets us fans and nosy assholes see what it’s like when the curtain goes down, the corset comes off, and she lets out the queef she’s been holding in since she belted out “Poker Face” two songs into her set at the Staples Center. She’s dropping a documentary about herself called Five Foot Two on Netflix on September 22, and a slew of clips are all over her Instagram.
Yesterday we learned that things between Jesse Williams and his estranged wife Aryn Drake-Lee were just as crappy as ever. Aryn was demanding a judge scrap their joint custody agreement and grant her sole custody of their two children. She accused Jesse of emotionally damaging their kids by getting laid and road-raging with his next-door neighbor. Jesse has something to say about all of that. Sort of.