When we last left the too-much-testosterone, chest-puffing fight between Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Vin Diesel, The Rock made a big show on Instagram of thanking everyone he worked with on Fast 8. Everyone except for candy ass Vin Regular Gasoline, that is! It was not exactly a smart thing to do when Vin Diesel had just threatened to expose The Rock. But it sounds like Vin Diesel has decided to stop the pettiness and be the bigger man. Not literally, of course; I’m pretty sure science would have to discover a mutated strain of HGH for either of them to get any bigger.
On Monday we learned that The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore has been cancelled. Then last night Amy Schumer made it sound like her show also took a spot in the graveyard out back behind Comedy Central. Amy tweeted that they aren’t making Inside Amy Schumer anymore. Some took that to mean that her show is dead, but it’s very much alive. And we know this because Amy Schumer just tweeted it.
Three days after he was permanently escorted off the set of Criminal Minds by CBS’s strongest-shinned security guard for kicking an executive producer, Thomas Gibson has lawyered up. Watch out, CBS – you’re about to get a roundhouse kick to the balls courtesy of disgruntled former employee Thomas Gibson! Of course by “roundhouse kick“, I mean “threat of a lawsuit“, and by “balls“, I mean “HR department.” Although this is Thomas Gibson we’re talking about, so there’s still a good chance this could end with him literally kicking someone.
It’s Day 4 of Candyass-ageddon, the event where The Rock unleashed a blind item unto the world about one of “candy ass” co-stars of Fast 8. It didn’t take long before we discovered that the candy ass in question was fellow oiled-up low-voiced buff baldy Vin Diesel. After The Rock subtly exposed VD’s candy ass, they allegedly got together to work things out, but that didn’t go anywhere and Vin got out of there as soon as he wrapped shooting. Well, when Vin got home, he curled up on a bed and filmed a little Instagram video where he commented on the situation. As expected, Vin subtly slapped back at The Rock before hinting that he had some shit to spill.
If you’re not a 30-something woman who spent 2 hours of her Monday night watching TV while slurping on chardonnay and melted ice cream soup with a pashmina wrapped around your legs, then you probably didn’t watch The Bachelorette this season. (And I say that as a trick who regrets not watching it, because Chad seems like my dream man.) So in case you didn’t, NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers’ brother Jordan Rodgers won the show and now he’s engaged to JoJo Fletcher. I know, JoJo and Jordan. Their couple name is JoJoJo, which is actually pretty hot, because that sounds like the code for a threeway jerk-off. But I digress…
Aaron Rodgers was never on The Bachelorette and he has never met his brother’s new fiancee and UsWeekly says that it’s because of his girlfriend, the family-wrecking demoness hussy known as Olivia Munn!
Two days ago, we learned that Keshia Knight Pulliam was going through a whole Dr. Phil-episode’s worth of relationship awfulness with her husband of six months, former NFL player and one-time RHOA husband Ed Hartwell. A week after Keshia announced that she was knocked up with Ed’s baby, he filed for divorce and demanded a paternity test. It’s nowhere near the worst reason that a former Cosby Show cast member has found themselves in the news for recently, but it’s definitely not great.
Keshia and Ed’s situation got even more complicated. Rudy Huxtable sat down with Entertainment Tonight last night and told her side of the story.