Category: Tessa Thompson

Taika Waititi Reportedly Got In Trouble With Marvel Execs For Those Make-Out Pics With Rita Ora And Tessa Thompson

June 1, 2021 / Posted by:

It was weird enough that Taika Waititi and Rita Ora were a thing but then pap pictures came out of the two getting into some kind of make-out/nuzzle-fest with Tessa Thompson. Both Taika and Tessa are currently working on Thor: Love and Thunder, and Marvel is apparently very strict about their image. And I guess a threeway-make-out was not it. Wow, prudes! Sources say that much like a teenage boy whose mom walked in on him with two girls on the bed, Taika has gotten a stern talking to over his raging hormones.

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Tessa Thompson Kissed A Model In The Streets Of Sydney After Taika Waititi’s Party

May 26, 2021 / Posted by:

I’ve been working all week, slaving away, scouring Instagram for pictures of Ben Affleck anguish-smoking, and refreshing Twitter every 5 minutes in the name of “my craft.Tessa Thompson is supposedly “working” too, only her work thus far has involved being a slice of bread in a sexy sandwich after a night of partying with her Thor director Taika Waititi and the host of the one and only season of Boy Band, Rita Ora. Tessa followed that up with a PDA-filled morning-after stroll with a hot Australian model named Zac Stenmark who shares his Instagram account with his twin brother, hot Australian model Jordan Stenmark. Where did I go wrong?

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Rita Ora, Taika Waititi, And Tessa Thompson Got Into A Three-Way Kiss Over The Weekend

May 24, 2021 / Posted by:

I don’t know if there’s an award for the celebrity couple that somehow managed to yank the spotlight off of The Return of Bennifer (and really, what kind of organization would even present such an honor?). But if there is, then Rita Ora and Taika Waititi better start writing their acceptance speeches. Because this time they’re getting ten tons of attention with the help of Tessa Thompson.

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People Are Not Impressed By Juergen Teller’s Latest Photos for W Magazine

February 26, 2021 / Posted by:

The memes are flying since W Magazine published its annual Best Performances issue featuring photographs taken by world-renowned photographer Juergen Teller, who, even though his aesthetic hasn’t really changed much since the 90s, has been getting roasted on Twitter for his crimes against glamour. But even though my arts education consists of one art history class taken at Laney Jr. College (B-, thank you very much. I know my columns), even I can tell that not just any asshole with an iPhone can be a great photographer. It takes a real visionary like Juergen to talk Robin Wright into squatting behind a tree in broad daylight. I mean, he did refuse to photograph Miley Cyrus so we know he has taste!

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Christian Bale Will Play A Villain In The Next “Thor” Movie

March 7, 2020 / Posted by:

Another day, another Marvel superhero movie to report about. But unlike the others, this future cinematic staple has actually done a marvelous bit of casting. Turns out, Oscar-winning thespian Christian Bale had originally shown interest in joining the Marvel universe in order to land the role he was born to play: a supervillain. And one of his soon-to-be co-stars, Tessa Thompson, has confirmed to Entertainment Tonight that his messy ass is now attached.

After the raging success of Thor: Ragnarok, where Chris Hemsworth stands around looking all hunky and scruffy and shit, the plan was set to develop another totally necessary sequel. Enter Christian.

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Lupita Nyong’o Is Reportedly One Of The Names Being Considered To Play Catwoman In “The Batman”

October 3, 2019 / Posted by:

So it looks like we can go ahead and push that rumor of a singing, dancing Catwoman out of the way. Because there’s a new list of possible Catwomans, and Vanessa Hudgens’ name isn’t on it. According to GeeksWorldwide, Warner Bros. has a shortlist of actresses they’re looking at to play Catwoman in The Batman, aka the Robert Pattinson Batman movie.

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